American Idol, Tortall Style
By Raashna
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from this story except Raashna. All others belong to Tamora Pierce. I also do not own the television show American Idol. All spelling and grammatical errors are my responsibility.
A/N Raashna is going to be the judge for American Idol because I didn't feel comfortable using the actual judges names.
On with the story!
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Raashna: Hello, everyone! Welcome to American Idol Tortall Style! I guarantee that all singers will be bad!
Voice From Backstage: I like purple polka dotted cobras!
Raashna: Whatever. I first singer will be Numair Salmalin singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." It is dedicated to Ozorne because it was his favorite song before Daine killed him. We asked the Black God to bring him down from the Realms of the Dead so he could listen.
Ozorne: Hi everybody!
Raashna: All right. Numair, come on out… Numair? NUMAIR!
Numair: What?
Raashna: Sing! People are staring!
Numair: So?
Raashna: Just sing!
Numair: Why?
Voice From Backstage: (to tune of Hippopotamus Song) I like purple polka dotted cobras…and purple polka dotted cobras like me too!
Raashna: Whatever.
Numair: *sits down, opens book* If no one minds, I'll just read…
Voice From Backstage: Ghost! Ghost! There's a ghost backstage!
*Daine, Alanna, George, Owen and Duke Roger run out from backstage, hide behind chair*
Raashna: Ghost?
Ghost: Boo! *Everyone screams except Raashna*
Raashna: What's so scary?
Roger: The ghost stole my nail polish!
Alanna: You paint your nails?
Roger: Shut up, Alanna.
Owen: The ghost has jolly big teeth and a jolly big frown and jolly big feet and he is COMING AFTER US! AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
George: Owen stole my teddy bear! *pouts*
Alanna: You have a teddy bear?
George: Shut up, Alanna.
Raashna: I think we can resolve this if Numair would just SING!
Numair: *looks up from book* What?
Raashna: SING, YOU DORK!
Daine: Nobody calls my Numair a dork!
Raashna: SOMEONE TELL NUMAIR TO SING!
Daine: SING, YOU DORK!
Numair: Okay. *starts singing* *audience plugs ears*
Raashna: SSSSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP! You're going to scare the audience away!
Numair:*looks out across empty auditorium* I think I already did.
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So, how is it? I'm sorry it wasn't very funny, but I tried! R/R!
