Konnichiwa, minna-san! What happens when we go shopping at the local
please insert name of grocery store here? WELL now!! You're about to find
out!
DISCLAIMER - I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, don't sue me, I'm poor.
HERE IS WHO OWNS WHAT AROUND HERE!
Black Dragon (BD) - ME! Me, dammit! Me!
Ahiru - owned by my oniisan, don't sue him either.
Ayame - owned by, Ayame. Wow, THAT'S complicated.
Rinoa - owned by Rinoa. Equally confusing.
And, err, well- that's all the OC's.
AND NOW!! (Dramatic music) on with a fic that actually has a plot! Yay! Sorta!
Before I begin, I would like to take this moment to thank Ahiru no Denkou. He is my reader-of-the-fic-before-its-posted-and-giver-of-some-advice. And also Rinoa and Ayame, for letting me borrow their characters. For all of you Japanese-strong readers, Ahiru no Denkou translates to "Duck of Lightning." Uh, don't ask, read.
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"You guys, we need to go shopping." Kurama mentioned, digging through his cabinets and searching for something to eat.
"What's the matter with you, got the munchies?" Kuwabara teased. Black Dragon (who shall henceforth be dubbed BD) gave him a death glare and threw a rock at his head. "Would you cut that out!?" Ayame snapped. She hadn't been enjoying BD's cruelty methods lately, being a kitsune of kindness and good nature. She gave her death glare at BD this time.
"Hey, you. Shut up." Rinoa stated bluntly. They both stared at her, and complied. Which seemed unusual.
"Kurama, hurry up! I'm starving over here!" Yusuke yelled across the room.
"Must you be so loud?" BD snapped.
"Hn." Hiei agreed.
"Sorry, but its true." Yusuke snorted. He got up and went into the kitchen to help scrounge for food. The others continued to do what they were doing at the time, just sitting around and watching TV and talking.
Kuronue and Rinoa sat on the couch together, watching TV. They seemed content enough, and were left alone, for fear that Rinoa may beat someone like a red-headed stepchild. (A/N: err, don't ask.)
Ayame sat on the floor, she was somewhere in between watching TV and talking to everyone else. And waiting for Kurama to come back.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were busy arguing.
"NO IT IS NOT!!!!" Kuwabara bellowed like a fool.
"Shut up! You're such an idiot!!" Yusuke snapped back.
This went on for some time, to the dismay of everyone else present. They were arguing about Adult Swim, and the confusing schedules that it posted. Kuwabara seemed strongly against the fact that Inuyasha was back on the air. Yusuke however, knew this was not the case, however sad it may be that Yu Yu Hakusho was taken off.
"SHUT UP!" BD yelled eventually. She had grown tired of this. They shut up.
Ayame sighed. She got up and went into the kitchen, to see if Yusuke and Kurama had found what they were looking for. They hadn't. And Kuwabara was still in the kitchen, trying to win his argument in vain.
"You know, Yusuke's right." Kuronue mentioned.
"Yep." Rinoa agreed.
"A rare moment." Hiei commented.
"Yep." BD agreed.
Rinoa and Kuronue and BD and Hiei were left in the living room, watching whatever it was that was on TV, and being somewhat calm. They listened to the turmoil in the kitchen.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Kuwabara wailed. He refused to believe that Yu Yu Hakusho was off the air.
BD leapt up from her place on the floor, all excited-like. Everyone else had noticed too, everyone in the living room anyway, but she got all excited. Kurama had also noticed, from the kitchen. Yusuke and Kuwabara were a little too busy arguing.
"Yukina!" BD exclaimed, and jumped up to let her in.
"Yukina?! YUKINA!!" Kuwabara ran around like an idiot, until BD hit him with a rock.
"Come in, Yukina." Kurama called politely. Ayame came out from the kitchen to greet her as well. Greeting went around the room, excluding Kuwabara, him being on the floor with swirls in his eyes and all.
Yukina sat on the couch, in between Hiei and Rinoa. Kuronue was on the other side of Rinoa. The four sat on the couch, watching TV and enjoying one another's company.
"A Kodak moment!" BD exclaimed, reaching for her camera.
"Since when do you have a camera?" Rinoa interrogated.
"I don't know, but I got one now." She remarked curtly, and snapped a photo of the four. Then she jumped, as did everyone else there, excluding Kuwabara with his swirl eyes and Yusuke with his un-knowingness.
"Does anyone else sense that youkai?" Rinoa commented.
"Yes." Kuronue answered her.
"Just checking." She replied. They had all felt it. BD ran to the door, just as Kurama and Ayame came out of the kitchen to check it out. She opened it, revealing a blonde, spiky-haired bishi-looking guy.
"Oniisan!!!" She exclaimed, giving him a hug.
"Konnichiwa, minna-san." He replied, nodding in the general direction of everyone.
"Come here, guys!" BD yelled. Kuwabara got up and rid himself of swirly eyes, and Yusuke came out from the kitchen, where he was still unable to find food. They gathered around.
"I'd like you all to meet my oniisan, Ahiru." BD announced.
Yusuke stifled a giggle. Kuwabara burst into hysterics.
"Don't laugh at him!" Ayame yelped, embarrassed of their rudeness. Kurama turned red, he wasn't used to being a host with someone like Yusuke or Kuwabara.
ZAP! Kuwabara looked kind of crispy.
"Uh, question." Rinoa ventured.
"Yea?" Ahiru answered.
"Where did the lightning come from?" Rinoa asked.
"Well, my 'title,' sort of, Ahiru no Denkou. Does that help?" Ahiru answered her question with a question.
"Duck of Lightning?" Kuwabara asked, the idiot he is.
"That's what he said." Yusuke clarified.
"Oh." Kuwabara seemed confused by this, and he was slightly burned.
"Kazuma, are you okay?" Yukina wanted to know.
"He's fine, Yukina." BD announced impatiently. She didn't like it when Kuwabara and Yukina had "moments."
After awhile, everything calmed down a bit. However Yusuke and Kurama were still unable to find anything to cure the munchies. Keiko came over, too, and was introduced to Ahiru. She didn't laugh at his name, being a polite person herself.
"We're going to the store." Yusuke announced loudly.
"Oh yea?" Rinoa said.
"Yep!" Yusuke was headed out the door.
"Stupid ningen." BD and Hiei said at the same time, which coincidentally was kinda creepy.
Kurama followed out of the kitchen, with Ayame behind him.
"I'm going shopping, and Ayame and Yusuke have decided to join me. If you'd like to go, we're leaving." Kurama called, as he and Ayame walked out the door hand-in-hand.
"Wait for me!" Kuwabara yelled, following after Yusuke.
"Can I go?" Ahiru questioned.
"Sure." Yusuke said, and they went. And person by person, they gave their reasons for going, until only Rinoa, Hiei, BD, and Kuronue remained. They sat in silence and watched TV, enjoying the silence. After awhile, BD got up.
"I wish Kurama had ice cream." She mused aloud.
"Hn." Hiei agreed. This caused BD to smile, and then Rinoa to laugh at her.
"What?!" BD snapped. What's so funny?!
"You!" Rinoa laughed.
"How?!" she demanded, noticing that Kuronue was smirking also.
"You smile when Hiei says 'Hn.'" Rinoa explained.
"I do not!" BD yelped.
"Yes you do." Kuronue pointed out.
"Shut up!"
This caused her to turn pretty shades of crimson and sit on the floor again and polish her katana to a pretty shine. Rinoa just giggled at her antics. Hiei just sat there, silent. How do you react in this kind of a situation, anyway?
"I'm bored." Rinoa announced.
"Oh?" Kuronue answered.
"Yea. Lets do something."
And they then sat there, trying to think of what to do. Of course, BD was quick to suggest training, (needing it, badly) and was beaten like a red-headed stepchild for her stupid suggestion.
Rinoa suggested setting things on fire. BD agreed (having recovered) quickly, and Hiei looked pleased. Kuronue looked somewhat worried by this, and thought about the police.
"What could happen?" BD asked.
Just five minutes later, the four were outside, all laughing maniacally and setting small fuzzy woodland creatures on fire.
"Take that, bunnies!! Not so quick now, are ya?!" BD was screaming like a maniac.
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THE FRUITS ISLE.
Having arrived at the store, Kurama and Ayame had split off to go shopping and actually get what Kurama needed. The rest of them split up however they pleased and wandered around the store. Yusuke and Ahiru and Kuwabara had set out to wander the aisles, and succeeded in losing Kuwabara.
"Uh, guys? Where'd you go?" Kuwabara began to wander aimlessly. Ahiru and Yusuke snickered, and then found the oranges. They stocked up on oranges (stuffing them into pockets and what-not) and snuck up on Kuwabara, pelting him for all he was worth.
"AAAH! Oranges!!!" Kuwabara shrieked, running for dear life.
Ahiru and Yusuke found this hilarious.
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WHERE AYAME AND KURAMA ARE
"Did you just hear that?" Ayame asked.
"Hear what?" Kurama answered.
"I thought I heard Kuwabara scream."
"Oh, that. I try not to listen anymore."
"Oh," she replied, and they continued shopping.
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WHERE YUKINA AND KEIKO HAVE WANDERED TO
"Ooh! I like this!" Yukina looked amused.
"That? Its pretty!" Keiko approved. They were looking at some jewelry (Reikai knows why there's jewelry in a grocery store) and having a good time. That is, until Yusuke and Ahiru arrived.
"What's up, Keiko?" Yusuke called.
"Where have you two been?" Keiko demanded.
"Pelting Kuwabara with oranges," Ahiru informed them.
"What?" Yukina seemed slightly alarmed. They all sweat dropped.
"Uh, nothing." Yusuke shrugged it off.
"Oh, okay." Yukina was happy again.
Suddenly, the intercom came on.
"Would the owner of this please come claim him?" the intercom asked. Kuwabara's voice could be heard in the background saying "owner?! What are you talking about?!"
They all sweat dropped.
"We should go get Kazuma." Yukina announced.
"Why?" Ahiru and Yusuke said at the same time. Keiko gave them "looks" and they complied, obediently.
When they arrived at the front, Kurama and Ayame were there already, "claiming" Kuwabara back and paying for their groceries.
"Can I ask you a question, Kurama?" Ahiru asked.
"You just did, but sure." Kurama answered.
"Oh, uh, yea. Why did you buy six tubs of ice cream?" Ahiru questioned.
"Hiei and BD." Minna-san said. (A/N - don't mind me, I just love the word "minna-san.")
"Uh, sure." Ahiru said.
They checked out without many complications, and headed back towards Kurama's house to see how BD, Rinoa, Hiei, and Kuronue were faring. As they came close to his house, they noticed smoke rising from his backyard. Ayame and Kurama gasped.
"What?" Ahiru asked.
"We left three pyromaniacs and a bat demon alone at Kurama's house, that's what!" Ayame exclaimed, and they all made a mad dash for Kurama's.
When they arrived in his backyard, they found that the pyromaniac crew had tied Kuronue to a tree and set small woodland creatures on fire.
"You guys!! Cut that out!!!" Kurama said, annoyed. The fiery animals flames went out and they scampered away, a little charred. BD pouted a little, and Rinoa looked as though she'd throw a tantrum.
"We got ice cream!" Keiko announced.
This perked Hiei and BD up quite a bit, though Rinoa didn't really care.
"Pudding, too!" Yukina told her.
"YAY!" Rinoa said happily, and un-tied Kuronue.
"Thank you," he told her.
"No problem."
BD and Hiei were given their sweet snow, and Rinoa shared her pudding with Kuronue. Kurama and Ayame could relax and watch TV, the munchies satisfied and everyone not acting stupid. Kuwabara went home to shower away the orange smell, and this caused minor celebration.
Yusuke and Ahiru decided to play poker.
"Anyone want to play?" Ahiru invited.
Crickets chirping could be heard.
And so Yusuke and Ahiru played poker alone. BD and Hiei ended up training, and then they all laughed because BD continually lost in fencing matches.
Yukina and Keiko watched TV, like normal people. Kuronue and Rinoa shared the couch and talked, also like normal people.
And the world made sense again.
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OWARI
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DISCLAIMER - I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, don't sue me, I'm poor.
HERE IS WHO OWNS WHAT AROUND HERE!
Black Dragon (BD) - ME! Me, dammit! Me!
Ahiru - owned by my oniisan, don't sue him either.
Ayame - owned by, Ayame. Wow, THAT'S complicated.
Rinoa - owned by Rinoa. Equally confusing.
And, err, well- that's all the OC's.
AND NOW!! (Dramatic music) on with a fic that actually has a plot! Yay! Sorta!
Before I begin, I would like to take this moment to thank Ahiru no Denkou. He is my reader-of-the-fic-before-its-posted-and-giver-of-some-advice. And also Rinoa and Ayame, for letting me borrow their characters. For all of you Japanese-strong readers, Ahiru no Denkou translates to "Duck of Lightning." Uh, don't ask, read.
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"You guys, we need to go shopping." Kurama mentioned, digging through his cabinets and searching for something to eat.
"What's the matter with you, got the munchies?" Kuwabara teased. Black Dragon (who shall henceforth be dubbed BD) gave him a death glare and threw a rock at his head. "Would you cut that out!?" Ayame snapped. She hadn't been enjoying BD's cruelty methods lately, being a kitsune of kindness and good nature. She gave her death glare at BD this time.
"Hey, you. Shut up." Rinoa stated bluntly. They both stared at her, and complied. Which seemed unusual.
"Kurama, hurry up! I'm starving over here!" Yusuke yelled across the room.
"Must you be so loud?" BD snapped.
"Hn." Hiei agreed.
"Sorry, but its true." Yusuke snorted. He got up and went into the kitchen to help scrounge for food. The others continued to do what they were doing at the time, just sitting around and watching TV and talking.
Kuronue and Rinoa sat on the couch together, watching TV. They seemed content enough, and were left alone, for fear that Rinoa may beat someone like a red-headed stepchild. (A/N: err, don't ask.)
Ayame sat on the floor, she was somewhere in between watching TV and talking to everyone else. And waiting for Kurama to come back.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were busy arguing.
"NO IT IS NOT!!!!" Kuwabara bellowed like a fool.
"Shut up! You're such an idiot!!" Yusuke snapped back.
This went on for some time, to the dismay of everyone else present. They were arguing about Adult Swim, and the confusing schedules that it posted. Kuwabara seemed strongly against the fact that Inuyasha was back on the air. Yusuke however, knew this was not the case, however sad it may be that Yu Yu Hakusho was taken off.
"SHUT UP!" BD yelled eventually. She had grown tired of this. They shut up.
Ayame sighed. She got up and went into the kitchen, to see if Yusuke and Kurama had found what they were looking for. They hadn't. And Kuwabara was still in the kitchen, trying to win his argument in vain.
"You know, Yusuke's right." Kuronue mentioned.
"Yep." Rinoa agreed.
"A rare moment." Hiei commented.
"Yep." BD agreed.
Rinoa and Kuronue and BD and Hiei were left in the living room, watching whatever it was that was on TV, and being somewhat calm. They listened to the turmoil in the kitchen.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Kuwabara wailed. He refused to believe that Yu Yu Hakusho was off the air.
BD leapt up from her place on the floor, all excited-like. Everyone else had noticed too, everyone in the living room anyway, but she got all excited. Kurama had also noticed, from the kitchen. Yusuke and Kuwabara were a little too busy arguing.
"Yukina!" BD exclaimed, and jumped up to let her in.
"Yukina?! YUKINA!!" Kuwabara ran around like an idiot, until BD hit him with a rock.
"Come in, Yukina." Kurama called politely. Ayame came out from the kitchen to greet her as well. Greeting went around the room, excluding Kuwabara, him being on the floor with swirls in his eyes and all.
Yukina sat on the couch, in between Hiei and Rinoa. Kuronue was on the other side of Rinoa. The four sat on the couch, watching TV and enjoying one another's company.
"A Kodak moment!" BD exclaimed, reaching for her camera.
"Since when do you have a camera?" Rinoa interrogated.
"I don't know, but I got one now." She remarked curtly, and snapped a photo of the four. Then she jumped, as did everyone else there, excluding Kuwabara with his swirl eyes and Yusuke with his un-knowingness.
"Does anyone else sense that youkai?" Rinoa commented.
"Yes." Kuronue answered her.
"Just checking." She replied. They had all felt it. BD ran to the door, just as Kurama and Ayame came out of the kitchen to check it out. She opened it, revealing a blonde, spiky-haired bishi-looking guy.
"Oniisan!!!" She exclaimed, giving him a hug.
"Konnichiwa, minna-san." He replied, nodding in the general direction of everyone.
"Come here, guys!" BD yelled. Kuwabara got up and rid himself of swirly eyes, and Yusuke came out from the kitchen, where he was still unable to find food. They gathered around.
"I'd like you all to meet my oniisan, Ahiru." BD announced.
Yusuke stifled a giggle. Kuwabara burst into hysterics.
"Don't laugh at him!" Ayame yelped, embarrassed of their rudeness. Kurama turned red, he wasn't used to being a host with someone like Yusuke or Kuwabara.
ZAP! Kuwabara looked kind of crispy.
"Uh, question." Rinoa ventured.
"Yea?" Ahiru answered.
"Where did the lightning come from?" Rinoa asked.
"Well, my 'title,' sort of, Ahiru no Denkou. Does that help?" Ahiru answered her question with a question.
"Duck of Lightning?" Kuwabara asked, the idiot he is.
"That's what he said." Yusuke clarified.
"Oh." Kuwabara seemed confused by this, and he was slightly burned.
"Kazuma, are you okay?" Yukina wanted to know.
"He's fine, Yukina." BD announced impatiently. She didn't like it when Kuwabara and Yukina had "moments."
After awhile, everything calmed down a bit. However Yusuke and Kurama were still unable to find anything to cure the munchies. Keiko came over, too, and was introduced to Ahiru. She didn't laugh at his name, being a polite person herself.
"We're going to the store." Yusuke announced loudly.
"Oh yea?" Rinoa said.
"Yep!" Yusuke was headed out the door.
"Stupid ningen." BD and Hiei said at the same time, which coincidentally was kinda creepy.
Kurama followed out of the kitchen, with Ayame behind him.
"I'm going shopping, and Ayame and Yusuke have decided to join me. If you'd like to go, we're leaving." Kurama called, as he and Ayame walked out the door hand-in-hand.
"Wait for me!" Kuwabara yelled, following after Yusuke.
"Can I go?" Ahiru questioned.
"Sure." Yusuke said, and they went. And person by person, they gave their reasons for going, until only Rinoa, Hiei, BD, and Kuronue remained. They sat in silence and watched TV, enjoying the silence. After awhile, BD got up.
"I wish Kurama had ice cream." She mused aloud.
"Hn." Hiei agreed. This caused BD to smile, and then Rinoa to laugh at her.
"What?!" BD snapped. What's so funny?!
"You!" Rinoa laughed.
"How?!" she demanded, noticing that Kuronue was smirking also.
"You smile when Hiei says 'Hn.'" Rinoa explained.
"I do not!" BD yelped.
"Yes you do." Kuronue pointed out.
"Shut up!"
This caused her to turn pretty shades of crimson and sit on the floor again and polish her katana to a pretty shine. Rinoa just giggled at her antics. Hiei just sat there, silent. How do you react in this kind of a situation, anyway?
"I'm bored." Rinoa announced.
"Oh?" Kuronue answered.
"Yea. Lets do something."
And they then sat there, trying to think of what to do. Of course, BD was quick to suggest training, (needing it, badly) and was beaten like a red-headed stepchild for her stupid suggestion.
Rinoa suggested setting things on fire. BD agreed (having recovered) quickly, and Hiei looked pleased. Kuronue looked somewhat worried by this, and thought about the police.
"What could happen?" BD asked.
Just five minutes later, the four were outside, all laughing maniacally and setting small fuzzy woodland creatures on fire.
"Take that, bunnies!! Not so quick now, are ya?!" BD was screaming like a maniac.
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THE FRUITS ISLE.
Having arrived at the store, Kurama and Ayame had split off to go shopping and actually get what Kurama needed. The rest of them split up however they pleased and wandered around the store. Yusuke and Ahiru and Kuwabara had set out to wander the aisles, and succeeded in losing Kuwabara.
"Uh, guys? Where'd you go?" Kuwabara began to wander aimlessly. Ahiru and Yusuke snickered, and then found the oranges. They stocked up on oranges (stuffing them into pockets and what-not) and snuck up on Kuwabara, pelting him for all he was worth.
"AAAH! Oranges!!!" Kuwabara shrieked, running for dear life.
Ahiru and Yusuke found this hilarious.
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WHERE AYAME AND KURAMA ARE
"Did you just hear that?" Ayame asked.
"Hear what?" Kurama answered.
"I thought I heard Kuwabara scream."
"Oh, that. I try not to listen anymore."
"Oh," she replied, and they continued shopping.
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WHERE YUKINA AND KEIKO HAVE WANDERED TO
"Ooh! I like this!" Yukina looked amused.
"That? Its pretty!" Keiko approved. They were looking at some jewelry (Reikai knows why there's jewelry in a grocery store) and having a good time. That is, until Yusuke and Ahiru arrived.
"What's up, Keiko?" Yusuke called.
"Where have you two been?" Keiko demanded.
"Pelting Kuwabara with oranges," Ahiru informed them.
"What?" Yukina seemed slightly alarmed. They all sweat dropped.
"Uh, nothing." Yusuke shrugged it off.
"Oh, okay." Yukina was happy again.
Suddenly, the intercom came on.
"Would the owner of this please come claim him?" the intercom asked. Kuwabara's voice could be heard in the background saying "owner?! What are you talking about?!"
They all sweat dropped.
"We should go get Kazuma." Yukina announced.
"Why?" Ahiru and Yusuke said at the same time. Keiko gave them "looks" and they complied, obediently.
When they arrived at the front, Kurama and Ayame were there already, "claiming" Kuwabara back and paying for their groceries.
"Can I ask you a question, Kurama?" Ahiru asked.
"You just did, but sure." Kurama answered.
"Oh, uh, yea. Why did you buy six tubs of ice cream?" Ahiru questioned.
"Hiei and BD." Minna-san said. (A/N - don't mind me, I just love the word "minna-san.")
"Uh, sure." Ahiru said.
They checked out without many complications, and headed back towards Kurama's house to see how BD, Rinoa, Hiei, and Kuronue were faring. As they came close to his house, they noticed smoke rising from his backyard. Ayame and Kurama gasped.
"What?" Ahiru asked.
"We left three pyromaniacs and a bat demon alone at Kurama's house, that's what!" Ayame exclaimed, and they all made a mad dash for Kurama's.
When they arrived in his backyard, they found that the pyromaniac crew had tied Kuronue to a tree and set small woodland creatures on fire.
"You guys!! Cut that out!!!" Kurama said, annoyed. The fiery animals flames went out and they scampered away, a little charred. BD pouted a little, and Rinoa looked as though she'd throw a tantrum.
"We got ice cream!" Keiko announced.
This perked Hiei and BD up quite a bit, though Rinoa didn't really care.
"Pudding, too!" Yukina told her.
"YAY!" Rinoa said happily, and un-tied Kuronue.
"Thank you," he told her.
"No problem."
BD and Hiei were given their sweet snow, and Rinoa shared her pudding with Kuronue. Kurama and Ayame could relax and watch TV, the munchies satisfied and everyone not acting stupid. Kuwabara went home to shower away the orange smell, and this caused minor celebration.
Yusuke and Ahiru decided to play poker.
"Anyone want to play?" Ahiru invited.
Crickets chirping could be heard.
And so Yusuke and Ahiru played poker alone. BD and Hiei ended up training, and then they all laughed because BD continually lost in fencing matches.
Yukina and Keiko watched TV, like normal people. Kuronue and Rinoa shared the couch and talked, also like normal people.
And the world made sense again.
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OWARI
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