Cloud's Revenge
by Mako_Shadows
Disclaimer- We still don't own anything.
Chapter 2- Tea Time With Cid!
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Cloud arrives in Rocket Town, in his Sephy costume. The inhabitants of this quiet little village flee before this cross-dressing maniac kills them or something. The streets soon empty of villagers, and when Cloud stopped in the middle of the town, all the locks could heard locking him out of the buildings. (For safety reasons.) Being terribly thick-witted Cloud walked up to Cid and Shera's house and tried to open the door. It would not open.
Cloud: Oh I guess the door must glued shut, maybe real Sephiroth is here! But how would glue keep him out? Well I have to get Cid, so maybe if I take off my disguise he'll let me in.
Looking around the village Cloud spots a porta-potty nearby. So he changes into his regular clothes Superman style, almost. 15 minutes later Cloud exits the porta-potty looking like his regular self except for his toilet paper mached hair. Not knowing this he confidently walked up to Cid's house and let himself in. (No one ever knocks in RPG'S)
Cloud: They must of unglued the door once the real Sephiroth went away. But isn't dear old Sephy dead? Oh well, I'm in.
"Hey there Cid. How ya been?" Cloud asked.
"What the $@@#%# happened to your hair?" Cid exclaimed.
"Huh? My hair is the same as always." said Cloud, still not realizing his 'new do'.
"OK, well are ya trying a new $@#$%# shampoo?" Cid asked
"Why yes as a matter of fact I am.............." Cloud droned on about his new shampoo for half an hour.
"Shera get ##@#$@ @$$ in here and make some $@%%&#$@@%%$ tea!!!"
Cloud: As soon as the tea is ready I'll put the ink in his tea! Then I'll run away before he catches me. In my disguise, of course.
Cid: I always knew the ^$@^$#@ boy had a few screws loose, but I think he's lost his marbles this time.
Shera actually finished making some tea. (Big accomplishment, in the game they never get that far) Cloud generously offered to serve the tea and while Cid wasn't looking he slipped some ink into his tea and handed it to him. Once that was done Cloud jumped up twirled around and was in his disguise once again, then he ran out of the house laughing and waving his hands like a maniac. Cid just shrugged and drank his tea, thinking that the famed Cloud Strife had indeed gone insane this time. It wasn't till Shera came back in that he realised his teeth were black with ink, instead of yellow with nicotine. And he only noticed then because it is hard to ignore some one laughing their @$$ off and rolling around on the floor, pointing at you.
Cloud: ( Outside of Rocket Town) Where to next? Aha North Corel, to see my bestest bud Barret.
Oh I can't forget these, he thought bending down and picking up Cid's lighter and stash of cigarettes and his Dukes of Hazard tapes. He put them into a magical hold-all bag he had bought from a salesperson named Pikachu. MWHA HAHAHAHAH HAHA AHA HAH AHAH HAAAA!!!!
Cid: I'll think I'll have a ciggy now. To calm me down after that ^$$@$##!^(*)(&*&%^%$ idiot Cloud inked my teeth.
Reaching for his pack, Cid realized it was no longer there, neither were his lighter or his stash. Still fairly calm, but suffering from withdrawal Cid headed into the living room to substitute his nicotine addiction for his Dukes of Hazard addiction. Upon arriving in his living room Cid discovered that all his Dukes of Hazard tapes were gone, and there was only one suspect.
"Cloud I'm gonna skewer your no good spikey headed @$$."
"@%%#^%%*$@ &$^ *&% &$@$#& ^$%$@&)(&(*)$ %^%@c *^(*$ (*^^* DAMMIT, HE'S GONNA GET IT!! NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CIGGYS OR DUKES OF HAZARD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
Cloud is heading of in the direction of Corel and only hears the last part.
Cloud: Boy I'm glad Cid doesn't know it was me. My disguise is darn good. Well I better mosey on, if I want to get to Corel anytime soon.
Cloud continues walking snickering to himself about the prank he pulled on Cid. Not realizing that Cid had a far worse fate in store for him than inked teeth.
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AN- We're sorry if the Title or Content is similar to anyone else's. We don't mean it to be the same. Sorry for spelling and especially grammar errors ( I suck at grammar) Oh and for the point of this fanfic Sephiroth and Aeris are visiting from the Lifestream. Go Figure.
AN- So Cloud's gotten Cid and now Cid's gonna get him. Never get between Cid and his addictions.
