Chapter 8: Eh Hem! Seto's computerized journal

Day 1:

Running a business is soo hard.NOT! I just tell Mokuba I'm busy so I can look at porno on the Internet. Sure, I love him, but I need some alone time.

Day 2:

I never realized how many women or um girls like me on the Internet. That makes me feel hott! Uh oh I hear Mokuba coming! Gotta put on my serious.

Day 3:

There's a person called Yami Flame! Maybe I can take her out or something. when pigs fly *sees pigs fly * Uh I guess that means make it 7?

Day 4:

Sure Joey is a dog, but when I duel Yugi or Yami I feel like a dog. That old oat.ERRR I'm gonna get him one day.

Day 5:

Oh my goodness! Our dog peed in my bed. How'd that thing get in my office!

Day 6:

I found out that it wasn't a dog, it was Mokuba. Someone got him SUGAR HIGH and he poured this hot yellow liquid on my EXPENSIVE sheets.

Day 7:

Uh. I don' t remember anything I did last night. I don't feel so good. Uh.

Day 8:

I see a drunk guy that looks like me on the news, running around the streets, trying to pick up women. Wait a minute! IT IS ME! GOSH LI! I didn't know I was that drunk. Is that Yugi I'm hitting on! So that was the girl with red hair I saw!

Day 9:

It's a rainy day, and it's lightning outside. Is that Mokuba with a metal rod and robot out fit? OH NO! MOKUBA COME BACK HERE! THIS WON'T END WELL!

Day 10:

I just came back from the hospital! I got six stitches, a 3rd degree burn, my hair keeps standing on end. This is because when I took from Mokuba the rod, the lightning struck me and knocked into the road, where a car hit me. I'm gonna find this person who keeps getting Mokuba sugar high!

Day 11:

YAMI FLAME IS SO HOT AND I'M SO DRUNK! I think I'll go outside now.

Day 12:

I got drunk again, I think. I think I had a dream about being a high preist and hugging some girl Yami. yami something. Yami Flame.

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