Cloud's Revenge
by Mako_Shadows
Chapter 3- Want a Flower?
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Once again we join our 'hero' in his most brilliant disguise to date. Cloud is on his merry way to get revenge on Barret. The constant "Spikey assed foo'" was getting to him. So our fake Sephy- roth was merrily walking on his way to Corel. Yes, Cloud is still wearing his orange, pink and blue disguise, with toilet paper mached hair.
Cloud: Heh, heh Barret will think it is Sephiroth visiting and be extra nice, so he doesn't get sliced and diced. He he, I rhymed. Now what will I do to him? I know I'll ink his teeth. Now that sounds familiar. (Cloud thinks furiously for a minute, till his head started to hurt with the effort) Oh yeah, I pulled that on Cid, HA HA HA HA HA. Just one of many examples of my genius. Good thing I pulled that on Cid 'cause I don't think Barret drinks tea.
Knock, Knock...
"Oh, hello there Cloud, uh are ya okay foo'?" (Guess who said that! Ya have three chances)
"Uh.. I.. uh.. am Sephiroth, not Cloud. SEPHIROTH MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"Uh.. o-ka-y, come.. on.. in.. Cl- uh.. Sephiroth" Barret said looking at Cloud like he was a toilet about to explode.
Barret: Cloud's really gone nuts this time. Spike has gone Coo-Coo, missed the train, never came back from lunch. Or maybe Vincent dared him to do this. Or maybe he's just a Sephiroth groupie. Wait this is Spike! He's always been a Sephiroth groupie.
"Uh.. so Sephiroth why did you come here, to visit?"
"To get REVENGE!!! Uh.. um... I mean.. I came to re-enact uh.. a.. the A-Team Show.. Yeah that's what I came for."
Cloud: Woosh that was close. I almost told him I came to get revenge. (Ding Dong. Cloud's brain is gone.)
"OH, OH, OH GREAT!" Barret screamed jumping up and down like Marlene at Christmas or when Barney came on, "I'll be Mr. T, and your be that little guy, ya know that little dude, the little foo' You know, the guy plays Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica."
"NO"
"Ya foo'"
"No"
"Ya"
"No"
2 HOURS LATER
"Cl- err... Seph.. why did ya come here again, foo' ?"
Cloud: OH-NO, I almost forgot about my revenge! MUST GET REVENGE! MUST! REVENGE! MUST! REVENGE! NOW!!!!!
Cloud's eyes started to glow Vinnie red as he quick as the Easter Chicken pulled out Barret's gun-arm and replaces with a plastic hand holding mustard yellow flowers. Then quick as the Easter Chicken, Cloud ran towards the Gold Saucer. Barret stood there dumbfounded and angry (Does he stand any other way?) when he looked for a different gun-arm to replace the hand. Unfortunately like Cid, Barret discovers all his gun-arms missing as well as his prized collection of A-TEAM action figures.
Outraged Barret runs out of his house, and shakes his flower hand in the direction Cloud went. For each shake of the hand, the flower hand said " Want a FLOWER?"
PHS rings...
"Hello, this is Cid. DID THAT ^&^#%$^%#^%*& LITTLE SPIKEY @$$ED &%$%@^% PUNK GET YA TOO! WE NEED %$@@^&&#%$^%#@%$*)(& REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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AN- I want to thank everyone who reviewed, especially DarkShinigami, and Windra. Oh yeah don't worry Sephy will see Cloud in his 'disguise'.
AN- POOR CLOUD! He is really doing himself in. Digging his grave, by the end it'll probably be more than six feet deep.
