Cloud's Revenge
by Mako-Shadows
Disclaimer- I own nothing but my almost non-existent plot.
Chapter 5- Everybody has secrets, right?
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Cloud... errr.. Sephiroth is on his merry way to Nibelheim to visit everyone's favourite gun toting vampire. Cloud being the brainless idiot he is so often made out to be plans to try and trick Vincent into drinking Ketchup by pretending it is blood. Now we all know that Vincent isn't vampire but Cloud unfortunately doesn't. I think we'll chalk this up to that fact that he is blond, and according to popular stereotypes, blond are airheads. (We won't say anything about real life blonds.)
Cloud skips right into Nibelheim and promptly trips over a pebble, well actually it was small enough to be called a grain of sand. But to Cloud it was a boulder. After yelling, screaming, and taking a tantrum, which attracted the attention of most of the village. Cloud finally decided that they hadn't put a boulder the size of meteor in front of him on purpose, it was there to trip someone else like Vincent, and he had unfortunately got in its way. He apologized to the mini meteor and wished it luck on tripping Vincent, and continued on his merry way.
At Shinra Mansion.
"You who, Vincent! Are you home?"
"No, I am not home."
"Oh, okay then I'll come back later when you are." Cloud begins to walk away leaving the front door open. "....Hey Vince, if you're not home, who spoke to me." A stroke of sheer brilliance on Cloud's part.
"Uhhh............ me....."
"WOHOOOOOOOOO!! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!"
In the basement of the Shinra mansion Cloud walks down to find Vincent playing with... No it couldn't be.. Not Vincent... he was playing with BARBIES.!! OH THE HORROR!! Cloud immediately faints. He may be kinda dumb but he hasn't been corrupted yet!
"Vincent, were those what I think they were?" Cloud asked coming around.
"Err.. yes they were.. it gets pretty lonely here and the seem so happy on TV."
This of course proved to much for Cloud. (THUNK.)
Coming to for a third time, Cloud sees Vincent playing with his Barbies. The silent man looks at him and holds out a doll. Cloud reluctantly takes the doll and they start to play. Four hours later the coffin room is covered with Barbie stuff (shudder) and the two grown men are fighting over who gets a pair of pink Barbie shoes. Both men had red around their mouths and an empty Ketchup bottle told its own story.
Vincent "You won't tell right Cloud. I mean everybody has secrets, right?"
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AN- Sorry it took so long but I kinda got sidetracked. Oh the next chapter is going to be about how Barret and Cid plan revenge. Well I think it will be.
