Cloud's Revenge

by Mako-Shadows

Chapter #6- This was supposed to be a #@!$%^#&@*$ undisclosed location!

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Cid and Barret are in a cave near.. Gong- nowhere. It is a secret hidden cave which nobody knows about. They have decided to meet here to plan their revenge on our dearest Sephy- err.. Cloudy-boy. He did some unspeakable acts, taking cigarettes, Dukes of Hazard tapes, A-TEAM tapes, and what not. Needless to say he's dug a grave 12 000 feet deep.

"Alright foo' what we gonna do to Spike?" Barret asked.

"Ahh... That's just it, he's gonna do it to himself. We'll set him up but he'll do it. That good for nothing #%@&*^% boy!" Cid cursed.

"What are we gonna do foo'"

"Come here and I tell you idiot." Cid and Barret huddle together and plan whatever they have in store for our hero. Just as they were wrapping up in pops Cait Sith.

"How in blue blazing hell did you find this place?" Cid screeched.

"I am a spy and I need someplace to hide from a stupid choco-person." Cait told them.

"Let me guess Cloud?"

"Yeah it was him that stupid idiot said he was Sephiroth and he couldn't even spell the name right!" Cait Sith complained.

"Yeah, that's Spikey for ya, do you want in in our plan to get him foo'?"

"Count me in buddy." Cid and Barret whisper there plan to Cait when they were once again rudely interrupted by Vincent. Vincent came in to the cave looking like shit, well more than usual anyway.

"What he do to you buddy?" Cait asked kindly.

"He knows I play Barbies!" Vincent sobbed collapsing onto his knees and crying like a baby. The other looked at him with those patented who is this freak look and slowly backed away.

"You play with BARBIES!!!!" Cait screeched. Vincent nodded wiping crocodile tears from his face.

"Geez... Guys at least we aren't that pathetic." Cait said. Vincent turned into Chaos and started to chase Cait around the cave.

"$^%$$ THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A $#%#$&*&$@ UNDISCLOSED LOCATION!!!!!" Cid screamed.

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AN- That's all for now. Next time Yuffie loses her marbles err... materia