Cloud's Revenge

by Mako-Shadows

Chapter 7- Yuffie Loses her Marbles! Err... Materia

Disclaimer- I do not own Pikachu the Pokemon, I do however own Pikachu the cat. He is my grey pike striped cat and he's really dumb. He has the cartoon blank look down pat.

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Cloud walks into the resort town of Wutai. If anything it is more cheesy than he remembers. Cloud decided that he needed to get revenge on one of the girls he journeyed with, so he decided to get the little tomboy Yuffie. Still in his ridiculous disguise he walks up to her door and knocks. Cloud is startled out of his wits (the little he has) when a cat answered the door. He knocked on her cat house and not her real house.

Cloud: What Yuffie turned into a cat!? Cloud draws a blank on why Yuffie turned into a cat. The cat Pikachu enters and draws a blank, no wait he is a blank. Cloud looks at Pikachu, Pikachu looks Cloud. They enter a blanking contest (staring contest) after a few minutes Yuffie runs into Cloud therefore Pikachu wins the contest, and does a victory jig.

"Why Sephiroth, I didn't know you were here." Yuffie exclaimed turning pink.

Cloud blanks wondering who the hell she's talking to, then he remembers that he is supposed to be The Great and Evil Megalomaniac Sehphiroth.

"Why Yuffie I am here to play hide and go seek. I'll hide and you seek" Cloud says grinning evilly (He thinks so at least)

Cloud runs off to hide in Yuffie's Materia Room. His prank on Yuffie is to dump water on her head using the old bucket above the door thing. (Cloud isn't very original) After he sets up his most unoriginal prank he looks around at the room. He sees Yuffie's materia and decides he better take them so she doesn't bolt 3 him after she gets wet. Cloud hurries around the room stealing materia and putting in his sack with the Dukes of Hazard tapes, cigarettes, gun-arms, A-TEAM action figures, barbie dolls, MEGAPHONES. Little did he know that Pikachu jumped in his sack to play with the barbie dolls and A-TEAM action figures, and he smoked a ciggy. Cloud not being as dumb as usual replaced the materia with his prised collection of marbles.

Cloud hefts his sack and yells to Yuffie 'stole your materia bye!' and runs to the cave of the coast of Wutai. Inside that cave later that night we see a man(Cloud) and a pike striped grey cat (Pikachu) playing marbles with materia and smoking ciggys by the dozen.

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AN- And that is that chapter.