Cloud's Revenge
by Mako-Shadows
Disclaimer- We don't own Dragonlance either.
Chapter 9- Help Stop Cruelty to Animals
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Cloud, Pikachu the Cat (after Cloud released him from the bag he was stuffed in ), and Lonesome were lost. They were on their way to Cosmo Canyon to pull a prank on Nanaki, but they were lost. So they sat there leaning against a sign that said Cosmo Canyon that way, wondering how to get to Cosmo Canyon. Being blond and idiots and not necessarily literate they didn't know they were close to their objective.
"Oh no, we're lost how can I get revenge on Red 212 or whatever number?" Cloud bemoaned.
"Don't worry my favourite spikey blond Cloud." Lonesome started, "I happen to have a solution to this most difficult problem, if only I could remember how it went. Anyways my cousin Tasslehoff or was it Uncle Trapspringer once told me that if you're lost keep walking till you're found, or was it don't go walking because you'll get lost you stupid twit. Though why they thought I was a pregnant goldfish I don't know." Lonesome babbled on, checking to make sure he wasn't a goldfish. While Cloud and Pikachu wondered why this deluded house pet thought he was related to characters from the almighty Dragonlance novels. "Anyways did I ever tell you about the time I was lost and a crazy moogle told me to keep walking in one direction I would find the Golden Saucer. Well-"
"That's brilliant. It's probably why I the greatest Pikachu thought of it. If we keep walking this way," he said pointing, "we'll get to the Gold Saucer sometime."
The small troupe walked off into the sunset, towards a place where dreams were made, or rather broken because everyone left there broke.
A long sometime later.
"Let us in!" Cloud whined still in his ridiculous costume with the even more ridiculous cats standing behind him.
"No pets allowed." The ticket person said. (I'm not if its a chicky or dude)
"They're not pets. Look that way there's a runaway chocobo herd." Cloud said distracting the 'person' while Loney and Pikki snuck in. When 'it' turned around the group had disappeared. 'It' just shook 'its' head and wondered why Dio had released that blond maniac upon the world after he had been safely contained. What this person didn't know was that an another group was just arriving that would leave 'it' more confused than ever.
"We are here because it has come to our attention that a hideous case of animal abuse is hidden within your walls." A group of angry animal lovers huffed.
"Oh no not more chocobo lovers!" The ticket person said.
"No, this has to do with a certain blond."
"I swear we had no idea he was being mean to those animals."
"It's those animals we are here to arrest for endangering a member of the endangered species of really dumb blonds who saved the world."
"Umm... Just go in." The ticket person said confused and wondering where the overload of insanity came from. 'It' had hoped that Sephiroth's condition was not catching.
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AN- That's all for now folks. Sorry it sucks but... the next chapter will be better and won't be so long in the coming.
