Clouds Revenge

by Mako-Shadows

Disclaimer- We own nothing except our sad plot.

Chapter Ten: Arrests, Aeris and the Alphabet

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The animal rights activists stormed into the Golden Saucer and then got promptly lost trying to figure out which event a really dumb blond who saved the world would go to first. Eventually they decided on the one where you acted in the play. It was likely he would do that again considering how much he enjoyed. Boy sometimes I wonder who is the dumb blond.

Cloud in the meantime was in the Wonder Square. He, Pikachu the cat, and Lonesome had just located the object of their next prank. In their heads they had a cool sight thingy that zoomed in on her and shows them her stats. Naive, innocent and dead. Unfortunately right now she was looking like none of that. She was dressed in an outfit skimpier than Tifa's and Scarlet's and she was playing the slots like there was no tomorrow. Her skin was pasty and sallow and her make-up did nothing to improve her looks.

Cloud took one look at her yelped and jumped into Pikachu's arms. They looked like Scooby and Shaggy shaking and shivering like that.

"Boy being dead really does nothing for your looks eh?" Lonesome commented, " I'm glad I'm not dead, even though it sounds pretty interesting I don't want to look like her. I thought you said she was pretty. Cloud if that's your idea of pretty, I'll die if you ever show my something ugly."

"Oh no what are we going to do now? Our prank won't work because she's already too ugly." Cloud asked twittering like an idiot. Oh wait he is an idiot.

"Umm... We could break all the slot machines." Pikers said.

"I don't know about that... Dio would kill us." Cloud said.

"He'd have to catch us first." Lonesome shouted. And before they could stop him he ran and exploded several grenades throughout the Square. Cloud and Pikachu stood bug eyed as they watched Aeris alternately screech at and come onto the little cat. Lonesome looked like all his nightmares had come true. Moving faster than a speeding bullet and superman combined Cloud and Pikachu rescued Lonesome and ran past the animal rights activists which had just entered and an amazingly angry Dio. Past the ticket person and past the lift to the Golden Saucer. Fortunately their momentum carried them far away from the golden saucer, just before Lonesome's second batch of grenades went off in the Golden Saucer blowing it sky high. Luckily no one was killed or injured since it is a family friendly fic. So we leave our 'heroes' flailing through the sky over an endless ocean. Don't worry they won't fall into it or be injured while we check and see what the others are up to.

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Barret and Cid and Vincent with his Barbies, (Which he had ordered online and had delivered to the secret, which the fed-ex man had no trouble finding.) and everyone else was sitting in their secret not so secret cave in the middle of nowhere near Gongola. They were all hunched over a piece paper. It had all the abc's written on it. Now they were trying to come up with horrible things to do to Cloud one for every letter of the alphabet. So far they had A and S done. A is for sicing Aeris on him. And S is for Having Sephy dear go kung-fu on him.

"Guys I'm bored!" Vincent whined, "Wanna play barbies Yuff- Yuff?"

"Sure Vinnie! On one condition." Yuffie said evilly.

"What's that?"

"I'll tell after."

"Alright. Let's play. Does anyone else wanna play. I've got lots and lots go around."

So we leave our 'heroes' playing dolls and fighting over accessories. Oh boy what will happen next. Surely it can't get any dumber and scarier than this.

Or can it?

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AN- Alright it done. Those people in the Golden Saucer are fine, except for requiring psychological help to deal with being exposed to Cloud's presence and Aeris' habits for prolonged sessions.

AN- We have nothing against blonds. Mako is one. We just really enjoy the typical blond stereotype.