Cloud's Revenge

by Mako-Shadows

Disclaimer- Like always we only own our pathetic storyline.

Chapter 11: Red 212 or some number like that

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"Oh man, Pikachu I am so bored!" Cloud groaned, "We haven't pulled a prank in like 15 minutes!"

"I know, I know." Pikachu said patting Cloud on the back. How you ask? We don't know exactly how a cat pats someone on the back. We do know how they climb on someone's back but not pat.

"Oh oh lookey lookey over there what's that. It sure is shiny and bright." Lonesome exclaimed.

"Uh Lonesome that's the sun. It's always been that way, And no you cannot have it." Cloud explained though he to was fascinated by it brightness. The three looked at the sun in awe while walking and thus were ever so startled when the walked right into the Comso Canyon Candle. (The big bonfire in the middle)

"Esh! Where are we?" Cloud asked.

"I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!" Lonesome screamed.

"No you aren't." Pikachu patiently explained, "Remember this is a family friendly fic. So no one can be on fire because that isn't nice. Which is why the fire has magically turned into a giant flashlight which we are standing on."

"AHH! I'm blind!" Cloud screamed.

"No you are wearing sunglasses. Remember it's a family friendly fic." Pikachu said.

"Oh."

The three idiots got out of the fire err... flashlight and headed up to the bar. Since they had recently seen the new James Bond movie they were hopping from shadow to shadow humming the James Bond theme.

They arrived up in the bar and who did they see drinking martini's (shaken not stirred) why Red 212 and the dun dun dun Turks! They crept closer to hear what they were saying.

"Oh man we got hide. That Cloud gone crazy. Pulling what he thinks are pranks on everybody. Last I heard the Gold Saucer had been destroyed, strangely no one was hurt though." Rude said actually speaking and not 'ellipsis-ing'

"Remember Family Friendly!" Pikachu said popping out from nowhere under the table.

Reno started to cry. Elena shuddered. And Red 212 screamed "Save us almighty Sephiroth."

Out of nowhere under the table popped the fake Sephiroth. "You rang?" He said like Lurch.

"Ah! Get away you hobo." Elena screamed.

"HOBO! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A HOBO!" The real Sephiroth said appearing behind the fake.

Cloud turned around and saw the person he was impersonating and said "Damn I'm fine!" until he realised that it was the real thing and not a mirror. Cloud then screamed like a little girl and ran and hid behind Lonesome with Pikachu.

Sephiroth went all kung-fu. And then Lonesome went all kun-fu. The two continued to all kung-fu without hitting each other. Just like in the movies they loved to watch on late-night TV. While Lonesome and Sephy were coughfightingcough Pikachu and Cloud set some patented water balloon catapults all over the room and put bright pink paint filled balloons in them. Then they grabbed Lonesome stuffed him the magic bag with Sephy sword, Rude's sunglasses, Elena's skirt, Red's tail (don't ask) and Reno's booze.

The five stared after the idiots had left not believing that they had escaped a prank. None of them realised that they were missing anything or that if any of them moved an inch it would set of the catpults. Finally Sephy sneezed ACHOO! and everything went to hell. They were all covered with pink paint which wouldn't wash off and they realised that they were missing certain items. Reno recovered first.

"Damn your pink snot Sephy."

"It wasn't me."

And then before they all got real mad and started to swear and destroy everything and plan horrible revenge on Cloud and his accomplices Pikachu popped in.

"Remember Family Friendly. He he heh eh." He said in an annoying saleman's voice.

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AN- And that's the end of that chapter.