Cloud's Revenge

by Mako-Shadows

Disclaimer- I do own a sack of potatoes but I however do not own the strange elf except in action figure form, nor do we own our recycled and remixed plot.

Chapter 12- The Death of Family Friendly

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Pikachu, Lonesome and Cloud were running very fast and very far away from Sephiroth who was now bright pink and as ridiculous looking as Cloud in his fake Sephy disguise. Soon they ran into a forest and were captured by a certain race of hitherto undiscovered people in the Final Fantasy VII world. These people took him before their leader who was a strange elf dressed in green and brown (ten points to anyone who can tell me who it is).

"What are you doing in our forest?" The strange elf asked.

"I am Sephiroth and if you don't let me go I'll destroy your stupid little stack of potatoes." Cloud said. This of course got their attention and the strange elf commanded all his people to bow down before their new king and worship him so that he wouldn't destroy there nice tasty golden taters.

Cloud, Pikachu and Lonesome were very much impressed by this potato loving cult of elves. Pikachu and Lonesome were a bit hungry so they demanded some raw food. The strange elf went on to describe the wonderful taste of boiled potatoes (Yeah like that tastes great. What is he smoking? No wait what am I smoking writing that potatoes taste good. I need help serious medical help.)

"Even you can't say no to that." The strange elf said.

"Yes we can." Pikki and Loney said at the same time to the potato cult. "Give to us raw and wriggling..." The cats went on going all gollum.

Later that night the three idiots watched as the Elven potato cult did their sacred potato dance. Wearing potato sacks, with potato necklaces and potato morocco's etc etc. Sephiroth who had finally got up enough nerve to enter the dark and scary forest of the Elven potato cult saw this dance and ran screaming like a girl or like Pippin with the firecracker out of the forest. The Elven potato cult led by the strange elf in green and brown took Sephy's screaming as a sign from the potato gods that they had chosen wisely their new kings of potatoes. Who from then on would order them to do whatever they pleased so long as they let them eat potatoes and there were plenty of potatoes to eat even for elves which had developed hobbit sized appetites for potatoes.

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AN- Well we have no idea where this one came from. We have given you plenty of hints about the origins of the strange elf. Do not fear we adore the elf and his companions and hope to whatever gods there are that there is no such thing as a potato cult.