Cloud's Revenge

by Mako-Shadows

Disclaimer- We own our plot, well sometimes but not anything else. Once my sister traded it for a baloney sandwich

Chapter 13- In Which Cloud is Intelligent!

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Legolas and his elves keep our heroes well fed in the forest for a couple weeks while he sent out people to gather news. Soon though they returned.

"What news of the outside world?" Lonesome asked.

"We have heard that Sephy is deathly afraid of this forest and our potato cult." An elf replied.

"Ahh..." Cloud said trailing off.

"We'll have to think about this." Pikachu said. He had been among the potato cult so long that he had lost his habit of continually saying family friendly. It may be that he stopped because the checks just weren't reaching him the potato cult forest. As no postman would enter the dreaded potato cult forest.

"Oh and there is a group of people who are planning to kill you all." The elf said.

"Oh that's nice. Killing us are they. Well if I didn't know better I'd say they wanted us dead." Lonesome said.

"You dingcat I mean dingbat they do want us dead if they want to kill us. Ugh I am surrounded by idiots" Pikachu muttered.

That night Legolas, Pikachu, Lonesome and Cloud discussed what they would do about the group of maniac killers. Legolas said from the outset that they would not help them because they couldn't leave the potato cult forest. Cloud knew that he and the others would not get far without an armed escort of potato cult members. So he thought and he thought and eventually it hurt. But he did manage to find a way to get the potato to guard him. He told Legolas that not only did the group of maniac killers want to kill the potato cults leaders they also wanted to destroy all potatoes. Legolas was horrified and let out a girly scream.

The next day the potato cult of elves went to war against all who opposed their most glorious and intelligent leaders and wanted to destroy potatoes. Aeris who had been lurking around the edges of the forest trying to lure our favourite elf out, so she could tie him up and keep him, ran screaming when she heard the potato cult was leaving the forest.

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Secret not so Secret Cave (or the Wannabe Secret Cave)

The group is sitting throughout the cave playing barbies. Vincent had went out and bought a million more online and had them fed-exed to the Secret not so Secret Cave. The Fed ex person found it without difficulty again which had Cid swearing blue murder.

Just then Aeris popped into the cave. "Guys, gosh is was hard to find the Secret not so Secret Cave." They had given Aeris a detailed map of how to find it. "The potato cult has left the forest. And Cloud is leading them. Oh and Sephy he's dressed in your clothes."

"Dressed in my clothes." Sephy said running from the Wannabe Secret cave to see if Cloud really was wearing his clothes. You'd think he'd know better than to listen to Aeris.

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AN- Ten points to MoMo- ChAn. Will Sephy think Cloud is really wearing his clothes? Will the potato be destroyed? Will Legolas be captured by Aeris? Will Relena make a guest appearance? Find out on Gundam Wing episode 14 Relena's Revenge. I mean Cloud's Revenge episode 14 Sephy Gets a Clue!