Cloud's Revenge

by Mako-Shadows

Chapter 15: Avalanche's Revenge

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Lego's elf-eyes saw something that filled him with fear in the distance. Being an extremely attractive Elf Prince he had dealt with this particular threat before. The best course of action as near as he had determined was to turn tail and run, praying to whatever you believed in that your pursuer was distracted before you ran out of breath or running room. The Elf Prince decided that this was a very good time to return to Middle-earth and join up with Merry and Pippin before exacting their revenge. Now all he had to do was get away without arousing undue suspicion.

"So Lego like I was saying you should go and get revenge on your companions. It sure is a great way to relieve stress." Cloud said. Lego thanked his lucky stars that he had found an opening before the Fangirl got any closer.

"Yes... I... think... that is... good idea... I... leave now." Lego said not being very articulate, as he was scared silly. He then turned tail and ran forgetting his Potato cult army. They obviously weren't very good elves if they had believed him when he said potatoes were the divine instrument of an all powerful set of gods. Yeesh, now he had an idea of why other races called elves pansies.

Cloud watched Lego run off with a mixture of pride and confusion. Pride because he had inspired someone to exact revenge on companions who failed to realise their true brilliance and confusion because he wasn't quite sure why Lego had run off so fast. Maybe he was just really inspired, Cloud thought, yeah that had to be it.

Two heads poked out his magical hold-all bag. Cloud had forgotten he had put his kitty pals in there. "Oh hi Pikachu, Lonesome. Lego ran off to get revenge on his friends. Ain't that just the coolest thing. To think that I inspired that kind of enthusiasm for revenge." Cloud continued to babble on and on and on. His kitty-pals listening to the blond idiot in a way that only other idiots could.

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Meanwhile Aeris was outside the secret-not-so-secret-cave once again. She had had to go to bathroom and had got lost not two feet from the entrance. It took her two hours to 'find' the entrance. Just after she had re-entered Sephy came bursting into the cave babbling incoherently. Finally after some time they were finally able to determine what he was talking about. There was, directly after they had made sense of it, a long moment of shocked silence. It was finally broken by Reno.

"What the hell you do that for!?" He shouted as he slapped Sephy upside the head, forgetting for a moment that Sephy was a lot more powerful than him. But of course only for a moment as Sephy had then the nonchalantly fried him with a bolt 3.

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So one crispy Reno later, Cloud was still extolling on his own brilliance and thus failed to notice Sephy's summon stealthily sneaking up to behind him. So he was taken completely by surprise when Angel Wolf Rinny grabbed him and began to drag him off. Cloud dropped his magical hold-all bag when he saw just what had captured him. On the hilltop above the Potato Cult Army the victims of Cloud's pranks stood, watching. In a desperate move he screamed at the top of his lungs for help. The others pretended that Cloud had told them he was going on a trip and wished him a nice trip in return. Pikachu and Lonesome were torn between the desire to help their bestest buddy Cloud and a concern for their own skin. In the end their skin won out and they slowly dragged the magical hold-all bag to the others, fully prepared to beg for mercy. Instead of begging for mercy all they had to do was give everyone a magical hold-all bag and their stuff back. Tifa was ever so relieved as she was now able to fit into her clothes again. Of course Yuffie made them take Cloud's marble collection of her hands. She didn't have room for it and her materia collection.

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Later that night in the secret-not-so-secret-cave Tifa asked a question.

"So do you think we should rescue Cloud?"

The group including a crispy Reno, Pikachu and Lonesome just shrugged and went back to playing Barbies.

THE END.

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AN- This is the end. I'm going now. And I wish you all a very fond farewell. Good-bye. Or is it? I will add an epilogue in which Cloud is rescued, if anyone so desired. Also I would like thank you all for you reviews and I was wondering if anyone thinks I should have a LOTR spinoff in which Lego, Pip, and Merry get revenge on everyone in middle-earth. Tell me what you think. Read and Review.