Boredom

Disclaimer: I STILL don't own FY, though I'm waiting for the reply to the blackmail...*uh-oh! Feds are here! Run!* ^.~

Part Three: Okay, Ask, But Not HER! Not HER!!!

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"Why are we all here?" Tasuki slurred as he staggered into the throne room.

Hotohori was close behind him, having taken a moment to slip into his more casual garments. "I was wondering that myself..."

Nuriko made a waving motion with his hand as if that was neither here nor there. Yeah, Chiri-chan...you PROMISED to make us un-bored..."

Chichiri sweat-dropped. "Daa...She'll be here soon, no da..."

"She?" Nuriko asked, perking his head up. "Wait a minute, Chiri...you can't mean...HER?!?!"

Chichiri nodded happily, and Nuriko moaned. "Oh, no...not the Old Bag!!"

Suddenly, fireballs of doom fell from the ceiling, turning Nuriko into a crispy seishi, and somewhere else in the palace, Tamahome was also fried.

(Author's privilege...bwa ha ha ha...)

"I'm sorry!" Nuriko cried, duck-and-cover-ing behind Hotohori.

"Aah! Not behind me!" Hotohori said, squealing like a girl and running away. "My beautiful hair will get singed!"

Nuriko pouted.

"I am NOT an Old Bag!" Taiitsukun said, popping into the room with two Nyan- Nyans laden with boxes. The seishi looked apprehensively at the boxes. "And anyone who calls me that will be tortured by fireballs of doom!"

Nuriko, Chichiri and Hotohori sweat-dropped. Tasuki peered owslishly at the floating creator of life as he knew it. Then he screamed. "AAH! It's King Tut's Grand-Mummy! Save me! Save me! Save me! Heeelllpp!!"

He leaped into Chichiri's arms, only to be dropped immediately as the monk ran for cover.

More fireballs of doom fell from the ceiling.

"LEKKA SHINEN! LEKKA SHINEN!" Tasuki said, trying to fight fire with fire.

In the end, he was fried, but, again, somewhere in the palace, so was Tamahome. Miaka was too busy eating to notice the strange phenomenon.

Taiitsukun smiled evilly at the seishi. "Chichiri says you're bored, and I have some great ideas to keep you all occupied."

They all gulped, looking at each other nervously.

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(Mwa ha ha ha!! I live to torture them all! NOW what shall I do?) Read on! More soon!