Boredom

Disclaimer: Well, now that I've escaped from the Looney Bin, where the feds put me after discovering my list of fun yet terribly evil things to do to voodoo dolls of those who insult my Hoto-sama...heh heh...me bad... I am sad to say that I do *not* own FY. Still. *insert tragic pose and sigh here* ( Enjoy!

Part Four: *Moans* She CAN'T be serious...Can she?!

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Taiitsukun reached into one of the boxes and pulled out a script. "Hmm...let's see...what haven't I done for a few decades?.......Did that to those Genbu kids... Did that to the Nyan-Nyans when they bothered me...hmm.Ah-hah! Here! I'll start with this!"

She raised her head and looked at Tasuki. "Come here."

Tasuki whimpered but obeyed, stopping a few feet from Taiitsukun.

"Now, close your eyes..." When the bandit complied, she waved her hand, and the other seishi looked terrified. "Okay, now open them."

Tasuki did so, then looked down. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!"

Scared stiff, he ran away and hid behind the throne. "YOU OLD BAG! HOW DARE YOU! YOU *Beep*-ing *Beep*!"

Nuriko smiled. At least that wasn;t him. "Come on, Tasuki, it's not that bad..."

Tasuki glared at Nuriko, suddenly not-so drunk anymore. "You cross-dresser! What would you know?"

"Come out here and let me see," Taiitsukun demanded. When the bandit stupidly refused to comply, she had the Nyan-Nyans drag him out. "Ah...I forgot something...This outfit is missing something...Here you go, Tasuki!"

Hotohori paled as he looked at the *lovely* outfit that Tasuki now sported: a short, frilly, dress covered with pink polka-dots and lots of bows and ruffles and lace. Of course, the outfit included a fluffy tail, cute ears, Mary Janes, and, now, the final touch, makeup. He sent a swift prayer to Suzaku that he wouldn't have to look anything like that.

Tasuki looked like he was going to 'Lekka Shinen' something - or someone. "*Beep*! *Beep*! *Beep*!"

Chichiri suddenly seemed very sorry to have asked Taiitsukun for help. "Daa...why did I do this, no da?"

Nuriko cackled at Tasuki. "Oh, Tasuki-chan! You look so cute! You should join the harem!"

Hotohori looked stricken at THAT possibility, and Tasuki grabbed his tessen from the unsuspecting Nyan-Nyan. Nuriko eeped and starting running.

"GET BACK HERE, GAY BOY! YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME! I'M A *Beep*-ING BANDIT! I *Beep*-ING HATE GIRLS! *Beep*! LEKKA SHINEN!" Nuriko ducked the flames and hid behind a table. When the fire ceased, he picked up the table and launched it.

The table hit Tasuki with a resounding smack and he crashed into the wall, leaving a nice, bandit-sized imprint there.

"Not so bored now, eh?" Taiitsukun smirked as she flipped through the script of things to do to people. "Who to help next...I wonder..."

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I wonder too, actually! (Poor Tasuki! Gomen to Tasuki fans out there!) ^_^

I want to know who she's going to torment - I mean, er...help - next! This can't be good! Taiitsukun seems to be a little too much like me for this fic...

mumble I can't believe I'm going to do something to Hoto-sama and Nuri- chan... And if Inu hears of what happens to Chichiri, I am *so* dead...O.o

Will a rabid anime fangirl or rabid anime fanboy save me from a horrible fate? Or will I suddenly be forced to give Taiitsukun even more ideas??

Let's find out! Stay tuned for Part Five! Wheee!! =^_^=

Na no da!