Boredom
Disclaimer: FY DOES NOT BELONG TO MEEE!!! I AM BROKE! DON'T SUE MEEE!!!!
I just saw Two Towers for the third time today, and when Theoden is asking th dude: "Who am I?" and the guy says: "You are our king", I'm thinking: and next, Theoden is gonna say "HAH!! FOOLED YOU! I'M SARUMAN!!! BWA HA HA!!!" and run off laughing. O.o
Why me? Another author gomen, but I forget who!! -.-; was saying that she was doing a "You're a hobbit, Merry" spoof of Harry Potter. ( I thought it was funny, so I'd like to add to that: "You're a hobbit, Merry...haven't you ever wondered about your appetite?", as well as a new one:"You're an Istari, Gandalf..."
AHH!!! I've spent ten minutes typing dumb stuff!! Ano..Story!!!! (
Part Six: Monk
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"Well, nervous yet?"
The two remaining seishi looked at each other and gulped.
"Yes, no da..." Chichiri said.
"Yes?" Hotohori said hesitantly, as if he was unsure of the answer.
Taiitsukun smirked evilly and turned to Chichiri. "I know JUST what to do with you..."
Chichiri wondered if he could use his kasa to escape and still have a clean conscience.
"What-what are you going to do to me, no da?"
Taiitsukun waved her hand, and Chichiri screamed. The others looked at him curiously, as his appearance hadn't changed a bit.
"MAKE IT STOP, NO DA!!!!" He clapped a hand over him eyes, but it didn't end the torment.
Nuriko looked at the monk curiously. "What did she do? You look the same to me..."
Chichiri whimpered. "I-I'm seeing all sorts of perverted images, no da! I;m a MONK!! I'm celibate, no da!!!"
Tasuki sweat-dropped and suddenly seemed happy to be in drag.
Hotohori just looked at Chichiri, wild-eyed. So it wasn't just physical torture, but psychological as well? He whimpered softly to himself, and Nuriko came over and patted his shoulder.
"There, there, Hotohori-sama...You'll still be beautiful to me, no matter what..."
The emperor just looked a little but green at that. "Thanks...I think..."
Nuriko beamed, positively euphoric for Hotohori thanking him. "Anytime, Hotohori-sama!"
Chichiri was trying very hard to focus his magic to get rid of the perverted images dancing in his head, but nothing was working. He glanced at Tasuki and screamed. "DAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOO!!!!!"
Taiitsukun cackled. "And did I mention that when you look at someone you'll see perverted things featuring THEM?"
Tasuki crossed his arms over himself. "Oi! Don't be thinking of ME like that!"
"It's not on purpose, no da! It's her fault!" He glanced at Taiitsukun. "AAAAHH!!!"
Hotohori tried to hide behind the throne, but the Old Bag saw him first. "Oh, no, you don't...I have grand plans for you..."
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Oi! To be continued!
(And ya can't stop me!!! Mwa ha ha ha!!!)
:-D
Sorry...I am too weird for my own good! :-D
See you next chapter! R&R please!!! :-D
Disclaimer: FY DOES NOT BELONG TO MEEE!!! I AM BROKE! DON'T SUE MEEE!!!!
I just saw Two Towers for the third time today, and when Theoden is asking th dude: "Who am I?" and the guy says: "You are our king", I'm thinking: and next, Theoden is gonna say "HAH!! FOOLED YOU! I'M SARUMAN!!! BWA HA HA!!!" and run off laughing. O.o
Why me? Another author gomen, but I forget who!! -.-; was saying that she was doing a "You're a hobbit, Merry" spoof of Harry Potter. ( I thought it was funny, so I'd like to add to that: "You're a hobbit, Merry...haven't you ever wondered about your appetite?", as well as a new one:"You're an Istari, Gandalf..."
AHH!!! I've spent ten minutes typing dumb stuff!! Ano..Story!!!! (
Part Six: Monk
*
"Well, nervous yet?"
The two remaining seishi looked at each other and gulped.
"Yes, no da..." Chichiri said.
"Yes?" Hotohori said hesitantly, as if he was unsure of the answer.
Taiitsukun smirked evilly and turned to Chichiri. "I know JUST what to do with you..."
Chichiri wondered if he could use his kasa to escape and still have a clean conscience.
"What-what are you going to do to me, no da?"
Taiitsukun waved her hand, and Chichiri screamed. The others looked at him curiously, as his appearance hadn't changed a bit.
"MAKE IT STOP, NO DA!!!!" He clapped a hand over him eyes, but it didn't end the torment.
Nuriko looked at the monk curiously. "What did she do? You look the same to me..."
Chichiri whimpered. "I-I'm seeing all sorts of perverted images, no da! I;m a MONK!! I'm celibate, no da!!!"
Tasuki sweat-dropped and suddenly seemed happy to be in drag.
Hotohori just looked at Chichiri, wild-eyed. So it wasn't just physical torture, but psychological as well? He whimpered softly to himself, and Nuriko came over and patted his shoulder.
"There, there, Hotohori-sama...You'll still be beautiful to me, no matter what..."
The emperor just looked a little but green at that. "Thanks...I think..."
Nuriko beamed, positively euphoric for Hotohori thanking him. "Anytime, Hotohori-sama!"
Chichiri was trying very hard to focus his magic to get rid of the perverted images dancing in his head, but nothing was working. He glanced at Tasuki and screamed. "DAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOO!!!!!"
Taiitsukun cackled. "And did I mention that when you look at someone you'll see perverted things featuring THEM?"
Tasuki crossed his arms over himself. "Oi! Don't be thinking of ME like that!"
"It's not on purpose, no da! It's her fault!" He glanced at Taiitsukun. "AAAAHH!!!"
Hotohori tried to hide behind the throne, but the Old Bag saw him first. "Oh, no, you don't...I have grand plans for you..."
*
Oi! To be continued!
(And ya can't stop me!!! Mwa ha ha ha!!!)
:-D
Sorry...I am too weird for my own good! :-D
See you next chapter! R&R please!!! :-D
