Bonzi YGO style!
Chap2: Handbags at twenty paces!
Shadi: Ok! Are you ready for more betting? More stupidity? Well good! I like to call this the chicken nugget trails! Lets see who can eat the most chicken nuggets! Again lets meet the contestants!
Rex: *is busy playing with knife and fork and reanimating a scene from titanic* Jack! I'll never let you go! *Knife gets drowned in glass of water*
Joey: *pounds fist on table* FOOD!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: *gets both sets of his knives ready and forks and other way too posh things*
Bakura: *chucks knives at wall and brings out a huge meat cleaver*
Seto: *pouts*
Shadi: Ok betting over! Lets begin!
Rex: *stuffs 16 chicken nuggets in his mouth and ends up spitting half of them out at Shadi*
Shadi: *uses the edge of his dress thing to clean his face*
Joey: *piles in as many as he can and swallows them and stuffs more in his mouth . he eats around 50*
Ryou: *pokes them with his fork and watches as one growls and bites his fork, Ryou eeps and moves away*
Bakura: *After chopping them into many, many, MANY pieces with knife he eats the parts that can't be counted..*
Seto: *talks on cell phone to get Shadi fired*
Shadi: *Over hears and leaps on Seto knocking them both to the floor* NoooooooOOOOOOoooo
Mokuba: *steps up* If you said Joey you are a winner!
Shadi: *Smashing Seto's cell phone* Ok and now we have 'who can flip a pancake' again lets meet our lucky contestants!
Tea: *is busy staring at Shadi's ass*
Yami: *trying to get pancake batter out of hair* Damn highlights!
Yugi: *Eating pancake mix out of the bowl* Oh. I was meant to make a pancake? Hehehe My bad!
Bakura: *Sets a few cameras and props on fire to cook pancake*
Joey: *Realises he wasn't meant to eat the flower before hand...*
Mokuba: *trying to stand on phonebooks to reach oven top*
Shadi: Ok! Since Yugi and Joey have made a mistake they are no longer in this! I bet they were useless tossers any way! Ok betting over! If you not vote then you TOO late! HA! Tea: *flips her pancake and blinks when it doesn't come down she looks up and sees it stuck to a light. It starts to sizzle and then bursts into flames* Oh would you look at that.
Yami: *flips it a few times but it lands on his hair, he says some bad words and then tries to pull the gunk off*
Bakura: *Flips pancake perfectly but then decides he doesn't give a shit and knocks Joey out with his frying pan* Mwahahahahah
Mokuba: *falls off phonebooks and the frying pan lands on his own head and the pancake hits Shadi in the face*
Shadi: *grabs Bakura's meat cleaver and chases after Mokuba still with the pancake on his face and yells*
Mokuba: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bakura: Soooooo who won?
Joey: *dazed on the floor* But mommy! I don't wanna go to school today! I wanna stay home and make cookies with you!
All: O-O'
Yami: Well lets just say Bakura won..
Tea: That's NOT FAIR!
Bakura: *waves frying pan around evilly* So what if I picked this up from Ryou? *Grin*
Shadi: Ok NEXT! I call this the 'handbag O'doom' all are two contestants have to do is see who can knock 'the rock' furthest with their handbags!
Mai: *pats her handbag and cackles*
Bakura: *Grins evilly*
The Rock: *raises eyebrow*
Shadi: OK!!! Betting ends!!
Mai: *walks up to the rock and swings her handbag making him jump back a little*
Bakura: *swings handbag at the rock and knocks him out* Mwahahaha *Opens handbag and pulls out a brick*
Shadi: If you betted on Bakura then you da winner!
Shadi: *skips in* and now for the TROLLEY RACE! Our 4 racers will race against each other in shopping carts down a VERY step hill!
Bakura: *Sits in trolley and gets ready to go, he has a pile of cabbages to chuck along the way*
Rex: *clings on the edge of the cart for dear life*
Yami: *sits crossed legged and waits* Pegasus: *grinning from his very posh and expensive looking trolley*
Shadi: Ok betting over!
Tea: GO! *Watches as the trolleys get pushed and go down the hill*
Bakura: *Puts on goggles and cues his own theme music as he hurls cabbages at people* DUN DA LA DA DUN DUN! DUN DA LA DA DUN DUN!
Rex: *skids and almost knocks over an old woman* Ah nuts I missed!!!
Yami: *ducks two cabbages and gets smacked in the face with a random carrot..*
Seto: *runs away with his arms full of carrots*
Pegasus: *develops road rage as he passes Yami and Bakura* I say! Learn to drive that thing you, you, person you!
Bakura: *Is about to cross finish line when he sees a group of girl scouts* Temptation too much.. Must.. Make..road..kill *turns away from finish line and tries to run the girl scouts over*
Rex: *crashes into a flower shop and ends up with flowers in his hair* At least I smell purty! *Flowers around him wilt*
Yami: *Is about to cross finishing line but his trolley hits a carrot and rolls over*
Pegasus: *crosses finish line in slow motion and dramatic music plays* Dun nuh na nuh du! Dun nuh na nuch da!
Shadi: If you said Mr. I have white hair then you win!
MORE NEXT TIME
Chap2: Handbags at twenty paces!
Shadi: Ok! Are you ready for more betting? More stupidity? Well good! I like to call this the chicken nugget trails! Lets see who can eat the most chicken nuggets! Again lets meet the contestants!
Rex: *is busy playing with knife and fork and reanimating a scene from titanic* Jack! I'll never let you go! *Knife gets drowned in glass of water*
Joey: *pounds fist on table* FOOD!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: *gets both sets of his knives ready and forks and other way too posh things*
Bakura: *chucks knives at wall and brings out a huge meat cleaver*
Seto: *pouts*
Shadi: Ok betting over! Lets begin!
Rex: *stuffs 16 chicken nuggets in his mouth and ends up spitting half of them out at Shadi*
Shadi: *uses the edge of his dress thing to clean his face*
Joey: *piles in as many as he can and swallows them and stuffs more in his mouth . he eats around 50*
Ryou: *pokes them with his fork and watches as one growls and bites his fork, Ryou eeps and moves away*
Bakura: *After chopping them into many, many, MANY pieces with knife he eats the parts that can't be counted..*
Seto: *talks on cell phone to get Shadi fired*
Shadi: *Over hears and leaps on Seto knocking them both to the floor* NoooooooOOOOOOoooo
Mokuba: *steps up* If you said Joey you are a winner!
Shadi: *Smashing Seto's cell phone* Ok and now we have 'who can flip a pancake' again lets meet our lucky contestants!
Tea: *is busy staring at Shadi's ass*
Yami: *trying to get pancake batter out of hair* Damn highlights!
Yugi: *Eating pancake mix out of the bowl* Oh. I was meant to make a pancake? Hehehe My bad!
Bakura: *Sets a few cameras and props on fire to cook pancake*
Joey: *Realises he wasn't meant to eat the flower before hand...*
Mokuba: *trying to stand on phonebooks to reach oven top*
Shadi: Ok! Since Yugi and Joey have made a mistake they are no longer in this! I bet they were useless tossers any way! Ok betting over! If you not vote then you TOO late! HA! Tea: *flips her pancake and blinks when it doesn't come down she looks up and sees it stuck to a light. It starts to sizzle and then bursts into flames* Oh would you look at that.
Yami: *flips it a few times but it lands on his hair, he says some bad words and then tries to pull the gunk off*
Bakura: *Flips pancake perfectly but then decides he doesn't give a shit and knocks Joey out with his frying pan* Mwahahahahah
Mokuba: *falls off phonebooks and the frying pan lands on his own head and the pancake hits Shadi in the face*
Shadi: *grabs Bakura's meat cleaver and chases after Mokuba still with the pancake on his face and yells*
Mokuba: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bakura: Soooooo who won?
Joey: *dazed on the floor* But mommy! I don't wanna go to school today! I wanna stay home and make cookies with you!
All: O-O'
Yami: Well lets just say Bakura won..
Tea: That's NOT FAIR!
Bakura: *waves frying pan around evilly* So what if I picked this up from Ryou? *Grin*
Shadi: Ok NEXT! I call this the 'handbag O'doom' all are two contestants have to do is see who can knock 'the rock' furthest with their handbags!
Mai: *pats her handbag and cackles*
Bakura: *Grins evilly*
The Rock: *raises eyebrow*
Shadi: OK!!! Betting ends!!
Mai: *walks up to the rock and swings her handbag making him jump back a little*
Bakura: *swings handbag at the rock and knocks him out* Mwahahaha *Opens handbag and pulls out a brick*
Shadi: If you betted on Bakura then you da winner!
Shadi: *skips in* and now for the TROLLEY RACE! Our 4 racers will race against each other in shopping carts down a VERY step hill!
Bakura: *Sits in trolley and gets ready to go, he has a pile of cabbages to chuck along the way*
Rex: *clings on the edge of the cart for dear life*
Yami: *sits crossed legged and waits* Pegasus: *grinning from his very posh and expensive looking trolley*
Shadi: Ok betting over!
Tea: GO! *Watches as the trolleys get pushed and go down the hill*
Bakura: *Puts on goggles and cues his own theme music as he hurls cabbages at people* DUN DA LA DA DUN DUN! DUN DA LA DA DUN DUN!
Rex: *skids and almost knocks over an old woman* Ah nuts I missed!!!
Yami: *ducks two cabbages and gets smacked in the face with a random carrot..*
Seto: *runs away with his arms full of carrots*
Pegasus: *develops road rage as he passes Yami and Bakura* I say! Learn to drive that thing you, you, person you!
Bakura: *Is about to cross finish line when he sees a group of girl scouts* Temptation too much.. Must.. Make..road..kill *turns away from finish line and tries to run the girl scouts over*
Rex: *crashes into a flower shop and ends up with flowers in his hair* At least I smell purty! *Flowers around him wilt*
Yami: *Is about to cross finishing line but his trolley hits a carrot and rolls over*
Pegasus: *crosses finish line in slow motion and dramatic music plays* Dun nuh na nuh du! Dun nuh na nuch da!
Shadi: If you said Mr. I have white hair then you win!
MORE NEXT TIME
