Boredom

Disclaimer: I don't own FY. I wish that I did. But, hey! I own most of the series on VHS! And the OVAs on DVD and Eikou Den on DVD!! So....*twitches* Must...watch...Hoto-sama...*drool*...

(Heh heh.)

Kura! I thought that you left?

(I did. I'm back.)

*rolls eyes* You're evil.

(Natch, babe.)

So...You've been mean to my Hoto-sama.

(You betcha.)

So...if I made you mad...?

(Hah. Very funny. Not possible.)

*sigh* Well, alright, if you say so...

Part Nine: Creating a Problem

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Miaka patted Hotohori's hand comfortingly. "Don't listen to what she said...there is no one more beautiful than you!"

Hotohori tried to smile. "I know that..."

Suddenly the lights grew dim to a single point, and a soft drumroll started.

"And now," a Nyan-Nyan said into a microphone. "I introduce to you all the most beautiful super model on the face of the earth - no! The entire universe!"

Hotohori paled and wished that the spotlight would focus on Taiitsukun. She meant, Nuriko would be alright, but he was standing next to her. So who...?

A puff of smoke and a revealed a tall, slim blonde woman with wide blue eyes who took one look at her surroundings and...

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HAH HAH!!!

(You didn't just do what I think you did...?)

*grins widely* Wouldn't YOU like to know?

(*pales* You...You...I know where you live! *chases her with a mallet*)

*runs for it* Um...eep!!!

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And she was silent. Utterly, completely silent. The crowd watched as a blue character began to glow on her forehead until she bellowed:

"WHO DID THIS?!?!?!"

Taiitsukun suddenly began to wonder if this was such a good idea after all...

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Ta da! End!

(*grabs a frying pan now* Hiiii-yaaa!!!!)

Ack!!! Run! She's loose! Um...see you all next time! *takes off down the block, shouting*

Kura it was just a joke! I'll fix him later, I promise! Please! Come on! Take a joke! AIYAH!!! HELP MEEEE!!!!!

(You're not getting away so easily! Get back here! MOERU!!!!)

*::poof!!::*