Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I'M AKIRA TOYAMA!!!! Owner of Dragon Ball Z!!! That's exactly why I have a very nice incredibly expensive porsche, live in a 10 story mansion, have all of this story as a cartoon, and am a guy!!! *sees lawyers do not know the meaning of the word sarcasm* Oh crap *starts running like a maniac*
A/N: I'm going to start write funny sayings or jokes from either my friends or websites right here. I know it's corny, don't blame me, I just watched Friday Night stand up. So sue *sees lawyers have caught up* shit *starts running again*
Hey, did you hear the one about the two Irish men who left the bar? Well, it happened.
CH. Whatever this may be
~*Next Day*~
Goten, Trunks, Margo and Caity had an "Evil ways to wake up your relatives meeting" when they were all over at Trunks's
~*Flashback*~
In Trunks room they had moved all of the furniture against the wall and a rather large piece of construction paper had been laid down.
Margo, Caity and Goten were sitting at three little stools that surrounded the paper. Margo and Caity had raided Bulma's and Vegeta's clothes. Margo was wearing a really big pink shirt that said 'BAD MAN' and over it a sparkly red dress that looked priceless. She also had on blue platform shoes that were twice the size of her feet.
Caity, on the other hand, had found a pair of Bulma's working overalls and put them on. Then under that a blue shirt that said 'KISS THIS' then a little swirly thing in the middle. THEN over THAT Caity had found one of Vegeta's boxers that had little baby ducks hugging little hearts on them.
Goten had tried to be serious so he got a whole formal suit from Vegeta's closet. It was gathering dust. Since Goten kept on sneezing, he went into the bathroom to get a tissue. None of the other three knew what happened, but he managed to use three rolls of toilet paper, and all of it was covering almost his entire body accept his nose and eyes and a few tufts of hair.
Trunks was caught eating ice cream before dinner so he had to just put on one of his fathers GI's over one of his shirts. He then cut out a little gold paper crown for him to wear. The meeting began.
(A/N: SO I'M BORED!!!!!!)
The four chibi's took their place around the 'table'. Trunks was at the head because it was his 'brilliant' idea. They had been watching Stargate SG-1 so before they all sat down, they all placed the palms of their hands on the top of their heads, then began.
"So, Mr. Son, say you what on ways to evilly wake up relatives?" Trunks had deepened his voice, trying to sound like Commander
"Well, Mr. Brief" Goten replied, deepening his voice also, "I though that we might sneak into their room-"
"But what if the room is locked?" Caity asked, making the pitch of her voice higher.
"Ah, Caity is right. We have, in fact, come up with several ways to enter a locked room, but Videl- I mean our relatives have found ways to even proof that!" Margo stated
"Hm," Trunks leaned forward from his place on the floor, "share with us your tactics Miss-"
"Brady" Margo and Caity finished together
"Brady?" asked Trunks, "You mean like the show?" (A/N: Uh-oh....)
Caity was suddenly holding the front of Trunks shirt and looking at him dangerously
"Is there a problem?" Margo and Caity asked at the same time
Trunks blushed heavily and turned his face around, scratching his nose, "uh-h-h-h-h, no, no Miss Bardy. S-sorry about that pl-please continue."
Caity held onto his shirt for five seconds then let him drop to the ground
(A/N: *has one of those big pointing fingers that for some reason people buy at baseball games* WHOO-HOO!!!!!!)
The meeting continued on until Trunks heard his mother coming up the stairs.
"Trunks! Time for all your friends to go home!"
"Shit"
"Tsk, tsk, my mom would spank me for swearing like that!" Caity stated
"You know what? My mom would hit my with a frying pan then sick my father on me, have him kill me, wish me back to life, THEN spank me" Trunks countered
Caity and Margo were speechless as they quickly changed in literally 5 seconds, replaced the furniture, and even tidied up the room, just before Bulma knocked on the door
"I'm giving you personal space by knocking on the door but assuring my authority by coming in anyway!" Bulma said all in one breath, having memorized the line from a parental book she had. (A/N: I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents either by the way)
The four chibi's prepared their cute faces, each looking at the other, telling the other one to let down on the left side a tad or make your eyes just a tad bigger, just right when Bulma walked in.
She placed her hands on her hips
"It looks like you four have a dirty little secret!" she teased
"Uh, hehe...." they all kinda laughed in almost unison
"Nope not us no sireee we would never hide anything from you Trunk's Okassan, nuh-uh" Goten said all in one breath. He was nudged in the ribs rather hard by Margo
Bulma sweatdropped but shrugged and as she made her way down the stairs she called back,
"I'll be dropping you off in a few minutes! Be ready to go!"
"OKAY!!!" the four shouted, before collapsing onto the floor in relief
"That was close" said Caity
"A little too close" said Trunks
"Hm, hn" agreed Goten and Margo, not really paying attention whatsoever, being chibi's with an attention span of 2.8 seconds
~*End Flashback*~
Goten sneaked across the hall, very careful to avoid the boards that squeaked, if only slightly, which he had started doing since he was able to crawl. He finally made his way to his brothers room and tried the door, only to find it locked
"Oh. My. The. Door. Is. Locked." Goten paused and had just enough time to gain an evil grin before he lashed out a very old looking credit card that was out of date. He looked at it as it gleamed once as the sun from the hall window hit it.
He shoved the credit card in the slit in-between door and doorframe where the lock would be, and slid it up and down rapidly. He was a little worried that it might not work because Caity had only described it briefly, but was relieved as the door creaked open, thankfully, not making a sound.
Goten hovered over his brother's bed and waited for the sun so that his eyes were little slits
"Goten?" he asked, still in a daze, but slowly coming to reality. As he was ½ awake, he was about to blow up at Goten for sneaking into his room, but was cut off
"GOHAN MOMMY AND DADDY ARE HAVING-" he looked at a little piece of paper he held in his hand, " ARE HAVING SEX COME WATCH IT'S REALLY FUNNY!!!!"
Gohan's face became a milky white, just as Margo had described, but he had forgotten that Margo had warned to run away as quickly as possible because if you stuck around...well....lets say that you wouldn't exactly be doing back flips for a while.
Gohan was about to say, "Really?" but then remembered his father wouldn't actually BE doing...um....that....because he was....well.....a little.....dead.
Gohan lunged on his little brother, whose face turned almost the same color
(A/N: I love Goten much too much, so I'm going to fast forward. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!)
~*Present*~
Gohan was in the sky, and his pissosity (A/N: A word I made up. It means madosity. Like if you tried really hard on a test and got an F, your pissosity would not wear off until the next day, after you had planned your teacher's demise. Get it? I don't) was going down, fortunately.
He groaned though, as he remembered what he had to do. He took a 90 degree turn to the right and immediately saw Videl's house. He slowed down and looked at the balcony that was right in the front. He counted 6 balconies to the left and landed on that one. He was perched on the railing and checked his watch. 7:38. He was early.
Soon, Videl came out onto the balcony and Gohan floated down to the platform, not trying to hide his secrets anymore. Gohan did a rare smirk as Videl's eyes got as big as saucers. There was a long pause and Gohan broke the ice by saying
"So, should we be getting off to school?"
"Huh?" Videl broke from her trance, "Oh yeah! Sorry, just thinking..."
"Videl, I'm going to have to carry you down because you might...you know....fall or something." Gohan had no intention for showing how much he cared for her, but he wouldn't let another human being get hurt if he could prevent it
Videl gasped sarcastically, "Oh my, did I just hear Gohan say he didn't want me hurt!"
"I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!!" Gohan thus blushed and looked around, praying he didn't wake Hercule
"Yes you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!" Videl teased in a whisper
Gohan just sighed heavily and said, "Common, I'll fly you down"
Gohan walked over to her and noticed she smelled nice...wait...where did THAT come from?! He thus picked her up and noticed she used peach scented shampoo- GOHAN!!! Stop it!!!! Geeze! It's like she's my mate or something! Gohan then got a little voice in the back of his head, telling him that wouldn't be so bad. Gohan mentally slapped himself.
What are you kidding Gohan? This girl- no woman- would never want you! She's famous and could have any guy in the world she wants.
He landed rather quickly and let her go, reluctantly. Videl cocked an eye brow at him but then stated,
"Oh no! Gohan, I forgot my backpack in my room, could you get it for me?"
Gohan grunted yes and flew up. He thus walked inside to find that the room's theme was basically red and black and she had A LOT of CD's. Gohan didn't walk over to them, but he managed to shoulder both his and Videl's backpacks, used his Sayin eye sight to read that she had almost every CD from the last 10 years. He knew this because he too had been collecting CD's, but obly from the last 7 years....
He then walked back out onto the balcony and floated back down, earning a look from a Videl tapping one foot on the ground.
"Bout' time." she said, "So, Gohan, or should I say, alien boy" she teased, pleased with the look she earned from Gohan, "On with your story."
Jessus Christ this is going to be a long day Gohan said to himself in his head.
And indeed, Gohan, this will be a long day, but will be made even LONGER by ME the BRILLIANT AUTHORTRESS!!!!! *she looks around the room, realizing her stuffed animals cannot applaud* Oh *curls up into a little ball*
UNTILL NEXT TIME!!!! OH YEAH.....
REVIEW!!!!!!
PRESS THAT PURPLE BUTTON!!! PWEASE!!!!!
A/N: I'm going to start write funny sayings or jokes from either my friends or websites right here. I know it's corny, don't blame me, I just watched Friday Night stand up. So sue *sees lawyers have caught up* shit *starts running again*
Hey, did you hear the one about the two Irish men who left the bar? Well, it happened.
CH. Whatever this may be
~*Next Day*~
Goten, Trunks, Margo and Caity had an "Evil ways to wake up your relatives meeting" when they were all over at Trunks's
~*Flashback*~
In Trunks room they had moved all of the furniture against the wall and a rather large piece of construction paper had been laid down.
Margo, Caity and Goten were sitting at three little stools that surrounded the paper. Margo and Caity had raided Bulma's and Vegeta's clothes. Margo was wearing a really big pink shirt that said 'BAD MAN' and over it a sparkly red dress that looked priceless. She also had on blue platform shoes that were twice the size of her feet.
Caity, on the other hand, had found a pair of Bulma's working overalls and put them on. Then under that a blue shirt that said 'KISS THIS' then a little swirly thing in the middle. THEN over THAT Caity had found one of Vegeta's boxers that had little baby ducks hugging little hearts on them.
Goten had tried to be serious so he got a whole formal suit from Vegeta's closet. It was gathering dust. Since Goten kept on sneezing, he went into the bathroom to get a tissue. None of the other three knew what happened, but he managed to use three rolls of toilet paper, and all of it was covering almost his entire body accept his nose and eyes and a few tufts of hair.
Trunks was caught eating ice cream before dinner so he had to just put on one of his fathers GI's over one of his shirts. He then cut out a little gold paper crown for him to wear. The meeting began.
(A/N: SO I'M BORED!!!!!!)
The four chibi's took their place around the 'table'. Trunks was at the head because it was his 'brilliant' idea. They had been watching Stargate SG-1 so before they all sat down, they all placed the palms of their hands on the top of their heads, then began.
"So, Mr. Son, say you what on ways to evilly wake up relatives?" Trunks had deepened his voice, trying to sound like Commander
"Well, Mr. Brief" Goten replied, deepening his voice also, "I though that we might sneak into their room-"
"But what if the room is locked?" Caity asked, making the pitch of her voice higher.
"Ah, Caity is right. We have, in fact, come up with several ways to enter a locked room, but Videl- I mean our relatives have found ways to even proof that!" Margo stated
"Hm," Trunks leaned forward from his place on the floor, "share with us your tactics Miss-"
"Brady" Margo and Caity finished together
"Brady?" asked Trunks, "You mean like the show?" (A/N: Uh-oh....)
Caity was suddenly holding the front of Trunks shirt and looking at him dangerously
"Is there a problem?" Margo and Caity asked at the same time
Trunks blushed heavily and turned his face around, scratching his nose, "uh-h-h-h-h, no, no Miss Bardy. S-sorry about that pl-please continue."
Caity held onto his shirt for five seconds then let him drop to the ground
(A/N: *has one of those big pointing fingers that for some reason people buy at baseball games* WHOO-HOO!!!!!!)
The meeting continued on until Trunks heard his mother coming up the stairs.
"Trunks! Time for all your friends to go home!"
"Shit"
"Tsk, tsk, my mom would spank me for swearing like that!" Caity stated
"You know what? My mom would hit my with a frying pan then sick my father on me, have him kill me, wish me back to life, THEN spank me" Trunks countered
Caity and Margo were speechless as they quickly changed in literally 5 seconds, replaced the furniture, and even tidied up the room, just before Bulma knocked on the door
"I'm giving you personal space by knocking on the door but assuring my authority by coming in anyway!" Bulma said all in one breath, having memorized the line from a parental book she had. (A/N: I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents either by the way)
The four chibi's prepared their cute faces, each looking at the other, telling the other one to let down on the left side a tad or make your eyes just a tad bigger, just right when Bulma walked in.
She placed her hands on her hips
"It looks like you four have a dirty little secret!" she teased
"Uh, hehe...." they all kinda laughed in almost unison
"Nope not us no sireee we would never hide anything from you Trunk's Okassan, nuh-uh" Goten said all in one breath. He was nudged in the ribs rather hard by Margo
Bulma sweatdropped but shrugged and as she made her way down the stairs she called back,
"I'll be dropping you off in a few minutes! Be ready to go!"
"OKAY!!!" the four shouted, before collapsing onto the floor in relief
"That was close" said Caity
"A little too close" said Trunks
"Hm, hn" agreed Goten and Margo, not really paying attention whatsoever, being chibi's with an attention span of 2.8 seconds
~*End Flashback*~
Goten sneaked across the hall, very careful to avoid the boards that squeaked, if only slightly, which he had started doing since he was able to crawl. He finally made his way to his brothers room and tried the door, only to find it locked
"Oh. My. The. Door. Is. Locked." Goten paused and had just enough time to gain an evil grin before he lashed out a very old looking credit card that was out of date. He looked at it as it gleamed once as the sun from the hall window hit it.
He shoved the credit card in the slit in-between door and doorframe where the lock would be, and slid it up and down rapidly. He was a little worried that it might not work because Caity had only described it briefly, but was relieved as the door creaked open, thankfully, not making a sound.
Goten hovered over his brother's bed and waited for the sun so that his eyes were little slits
"Goten?" he asked, still in a daze, but slowly coming to reality. As he was ½ awake, he was about to blow up at Goten for sneaking into his room, but was cut off
"GOHAN MOMMY AND DADDY ARE HAVING-" he looked at a little piece of paper he held in his hand, " ARE HAVING SEX COME WATCH IT'S REALLY FUNNY!!!!"
Gohan's face became a milky white, just as Margo had described, but he had forgotten that Margo had warned to run away as quickly as possible because if you stuck around...well....lets say that you wouldn't exactly be doing back flips for a while.
Gohan was about to say, "Really?" but then remembered his father wouldn't actually BE doing...um....that....because he was....well.....a little.....dead.
Gohan lunged on his little brother, whose face turned almost the same color
(A/N: I love Goten much too much, so I'm going to fast forward. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!)
~*Present*~
Gohan was in the sky, and his pissosity (A/N: A word I made up. It means madosity. Like if you tried really hard on a test and got an F, your pissosity would not wear off until the next day, after you had planned your teacher's demise. Get it? I don't) was going down, fortunately.
He groaned though, as he remembered what he had to do. He took a 90 degree turn to the right and immediately saw Videl's house. He slowed down and looked at the balcony that was right in the front. He counted 6 balconies to the left and landed on that one. He was perched on the railing and checked his watch. 7:38. He was early.
Soon, Videl came out onto the balcony and Gohan floated down to the platform, not trying to hide his secrets anymore. Gohan did a rare smirk as Videl's eyes got as big as saucers. There was a long pause and Gohan broke the ice by saying
"So, should we be getting off to school?"
"Huh?" Videl broke from her trance, "Oh yeah! Sorry, just thinking..."
"Videl, I'm going to have to carry you down because you might...you know....fall or something." Gohan had no intention for showing how much he cared for her, but he wouldn't let another human being get hurt if he could prevent it
Videl gasped sarcastically, "Oh my, did I just hear Gohan say he didn't want me hurt!"
"I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!!" Gohan thus blushed and looked around, praying he didn't wake Hercule
"Yes you diiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!" Videl teased in a whisper
Gohan just sighed heavily and said, "Common, I'll fly you down"
Gohan walked over to her and noticed she smelled nice...wait...where did THAT come from?! He thus picked her up and noticed she used peach scented shampoo- GOHAN!!! Stop it!!!! Geeze! It's like she's my mate or something! Gohan then got a little voice in the back of his head, telling him that wouldn't be so bad. Gohan mentally slapped himself.
What are you kidding Gohan? This girl- no woman- would never want you! She's famous and could have any guy in the world she wants.
He landed rather quickly and let her go, reluctantly. Videl cocked an eye brow at him but then stated,
"Oh no! Gohan, I forgot my backpack in my room, could you get it for me?"
Gohan grunted yes and flew up. He thus walked inside to find that the room's theme was basically red and black and she had A LOT of CD's. Gohan didn't walk over to them, but he managed to shoulder both his and Videl's backpacks, used his Sayin eye sight to read that she had almost every CD from the last 10 years. He knew this because he too had been collecting CD's, but obly from the last 7 years....
He then walked back out onto the balcony and floated back down, earning a look from a Videl tapping one foot on the ground.
"Bout' time." she said, "So, Gohan, or should I say, alien boy" she teased, pleased with the look she earned from Gohan, "On with your story."
Jessus Christ this is going to be a long day Gohan said to himself in his head.
And indeed, Gohan, this will be a long day, but will be made even LONGER by ME the BRILLIANT AUTHORTRESS!!!!! *she looks around the room, realizing her stuffed animals cannot applaud* Oh *curls up into a little ball*
UNTILL NEXT TIME!!!! OH YEAH.....
REVIEW!!!!!!
PRESS THAT PURPLE BUTTON!!! PWEASE!!!!!
