Boredom
Disclaimer: I don't own FY. Enough said.
(Yeah neither do I!)
Shut up, Kura...
(Ok.)
Part Twelve: Payback Part Two
*
Taiitsukun wondered if maybe this time she had gone a little too far, and remained still as the two enemy-suddenly-allies seishi advanced on her.
She had DEFINITELY gone too far.
The two females smiled, and charged at her.
"WAIT!!!" Chiriko cried, rushing up the stairs behind Nakago. "It's not her fault! She was just - AIIEE!!!!"
One look from the two females sent him running back down the stairs and to his room in tears.
They sighed at the annoyance of the intrusion, and then grimaced. What on earth was this pain in their abdomen...?
They both looked down at the same time and screamed:
"OH GODS!!! I'M BLEEDING!!"
Taiitsukun laughed evilly. "Yes!!! You're bleeding! Just like all the other women!!!"
Nuriko and Miaka gasped in unison at the horror that Taiitsukun had just unleashed upon the two men.
Miaka, for once using her brain, dug through her pocket, grabbed a glass of water, and ran up to them.
Once at the top, she was out of breath so she chugged the water and then she handed each of them two pills labeled "Midol".
"Here! Take them! They'll make you feel better!"
They both looked mistrustfully at the pills, but when the next cramp hit them, they both immediately gulped them down, sans water.
Almost instantly, they smiled and turned to Taiitsukun, who was staring at Miaka, perplexed.
The miko stuck her tongue out at the Old Bag.
The Nyan-Nyans started a score card. It read:
Sunkake Baba: 0 pts
Seishi & Miko: 25 pts
*
At the same time, both Hotohori and Nakago attacked, slashing and ki- blasting as the Old Bag screamed and screamed...
Five minutes later the score card read:
Sunkake Baba: 0 pts
Seishi & Miko: INFINITY pts
Suddenly, a Nyan-Nyan grabbed a bullhorn from nowhere and shouted:
"And now, the final match! It's down to sudden death between Taiitsukun Scary-face and the women!!!"
The three faced off.
The broken, bruised, bloodied, and rather battered Emperor of Heaven forced a smile at them. "You-you can't change back without me!"
"Ah-hah!" The Nyan-Nyan announcer said, gesturing wildly. "Taiitsukun Scary- face has started her attack with...THE KNOWLEDGE OF OLD AGE!!"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING OLD?!" Taiitsukun yelled at the Nyan-Nyan, who ignored her.
Hotohori glanced at Nakago. "She may have a point..."
The blonde tossed her hair over her shoulder, her overly-large bosom bouncing with the movement. "Hmph! Then she changes us back - "
"OI!!" Tasuki shouted, waving his arms and gesturing to himself, Nuriko, and the shell-shocked Chichiri.
"Da-da-da-daaaaa!!! NUDE NYAN-NYANS!!!!" He shouted in terror, hiding his face in his arms, rocking back
Nakago sighed impatiently. "Then she changes us ALL back and we don't kill her."
Taiitsukun was about to say something when the Nyan-Nyan opened her big mouth.
"AH! The Seishi & Miko team has entered into the tactic Negotiation!" She shouted gleefully, leaping into the air, clutching the bull-horn.
"SHUT UP!!!" Nuriko and Tasuki screamed/bellowed at her. She fell off her little platform and ran into the audience of cheering Nyan-Nyans.
Taiitsukun sighed. "You win...I will change all of you back..."
She waved her hands, and they all looked down at themselves, relieved. Chichiri managed to lift his head, pry his eye open, and shouted:
"I'M FREE NO DA!! I'M FREE!!!"
They all grinned wickedly and began to advance on Taiitsukun, their stances menacing.
Horrified, she backed away. "You-you...I changed you all back!"
Nakago smirked coldly. "Yes. And we promised only not to kill you."
*
The screams could be heard for miles.
*
Taiitsukun staggered back to Mt. Taikyouku, quite a sorry sight.
"You'll never do that again, I hope?" Asked a male voice. She looked up and glared at the two men standing there. "Shut up. Both of you."
Suzaku and Seiryu shook their heads. "You messed with our seishi."
She paled. "It was just for fun!"
Seiryu's eyes narrowed dangerously. "Shut up, Old Bag."
Suzaku smiled. "Yes, shut up. It's time we put an end to your 'fun'...or perhaps returned the favor...Wouldn;t you three agree?"
The other three gods nodded in agreement, bringing out their own boxed.
*
The end!!! ^-^
I'll let YOU imagine what happened to Taiitsukun!! ^_^
(You fixed him! Yay!)
Shut up!
(NO!! BWA HA HA HA!!)
*hits her over the head with the frying pan of doom*
(O,o...*falls to the floor*)
So! This is my first-ever, fully-done, more-than-one-main-character fic! ^_^
I am so happy!!
I hope that you all liked it! XD
Disclaimer: I don't own FY. Enough said.
(Yeah neither do I!)
Shut up, Kura...
(Ok.)
Part Twelve: Payback Part Two
*
Taiitsukun wondered if maybe this time she had gone a little too far, and remained still as the two enemy-suddenly-allies seishi advanced on her.
She had DEFINITELY gone too far.
The two females smiled, and charged at her.
"WAIT!!!" Chiriko cried, rushing up the stairs behind Nakago. "It's not her fault! She was just - AIIEE!!!!"
One look from the two females sent him running back down the stairs and to his room in tears.
They sighed at the annoyance of the intrusion, and then grimaced. What on earth was this pain in their abdomen...?
They both looked down at the same time and screamed:
"OH GODS!!! I'M BLEEDING!!"
Taiitsukun laughed evilly. "Yes!!! You're bleeding! Just like all the other women!!!"
Nuriko and Miaka gasped in unison at the horror that Taiitsukun had just unleashed upon the two men.
Miaka, for once using her brain, dug through her pocket, grabbed a glass of water, and ran up to them.
Once at the top, she was out of breath so she chugged the water and then she handed each of them two pills labeled "Midol".
"Here! Take them! They'll make you feel better!"
They both looked mistrustfully at the pills, but when the next cramp hit them, they both immediately gulped them down, sans water.
Almost instantly, they smiled and turned to Taiitsukun, who was staring at Miaka, perplexed.
The miko stuck her tongue out at the Old Bag.
The Nyan-Nyans started a score card. It read:
Sunkake Baba: 0 pts
Seishi & Miko: 25 pts
*
At the same time, both Hotohori and Nakago attacked, slashing and ki- blasting as the Old Bag screamed and screamed...
Five minutes later the score card read:
Sunkake Baba: 0 pts
Seishi & Miko: INFINITY pts
Suddenly, a Nyan-Nyan grabbed a bullhorn from nowhere and shouted:
"And now, the final match! It's down to sudden death between Taiitsukun Scary-face and the women!!!"
The three faced off.
The broken, bruised, bloodied, and rather battered Emperor of Heaven forced a smile at them. "You-you can't change back without me!"
"Ah-hah!" The Nyan-Nyan announcer said, gesturing wildly. "Taiitsukun Scary- face has started her attack with...THE KNOWLEDGE OF OLD AGE!!"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING OLD?!" Taiitsukun yelled at the Nyan-Nyan, who ignored her.
Hotohori glanced at Nakago. "She may have a point..."
The blonde tossed her hair over her shoulder, her overly-large bosom bouncing with the movement. "Hmph! Then she changes us back - "
"OI!!" Tasuki shouted, waving his arms and gesturing to himself, Nuriko, and the shell-shocked Chichiri.
"Da-da-da-daaaaa!!! NUDE NYAN-NYANS!!!!" He shouted in terror, hiding his face in his arms, rocking back
Nakago sighed impatiently. "Then she changes us ALL back and we don't kill her."
Taiitsukun was about to say something when the Nyan-Nyan opened her big mouth.
"AH! The Seishi & Miko team has entered into the tactic Negotiation!" She shouted gleefully, leaping into the air, clutching the bull-horn.
"SHUT UP!!!" Nuriko and Tasuki screamed/bellowed at her. She fell off her little platform and ran into the audience of cheering Nyan-Nyans.
Taiitsukun sighed. "You win...I will change all of you back..."
She waved her hands, and they all looked down at themselves, relieved. Chichiri managed to lift his head, pry his eye open, and shouted:
"I'M FREE NO DA!! I'M FREE!!!"
They all grinned wickedly and began to advance on Taiitsukun, their stances menacing.
Horrified, she backed away. "You-you...I changed you all back!"
Nakago smirked coldly. "Yes. And we promised only not to kill you."
*
The screams could be heard for miles.
*
Taiitsukun staggered back to Mt. Taikyouku, quite a sorry sight.
"You'll never do that again, I hope?" Asked a male voice. She looked up and glared at the two men standing there. "Shut up. Both of you."
Suzaku and Seiryu shook their heads. "You messed with our seishi."
She paled. "It was just for fun!"
Seiryu's eyes narrowed dangerously. "Shut up, Old Bag."
Suzaku smiled. "Yes, shut up. It's time we put an end to your 'fun'...or perhaps returned the favor...Wouldn;t you three agree?"
The other three gods nodded in agreement, bringing out their own boxed.
*
The end!!! ^-^
I'll let YOU imagine what happened to Taiitsukun!! ^_^
(You fixed him! Yay!)
Shut up!
(NO!! BWA HA HA HA!!)
*hits her over the head with the frying pan of doom*
(O,o...*falls to the floor*)
So! This is my first-ever, fully-done, more-than-one-main-character fic! ^_^
I am so happy!!
I hope that you all liked it! XD
