Chapter Four - National Lampoons' Permanent Vacation

The Just A Society Of America's headquarters were covered in a long continuous strand of what looked like red wire. Suddenly the wire, which was the remains of Plastic Sam, started to speak.

"The Anti-Janitor's coming ... he's insane ... he's going to remove you all ..." was all he managed to get out before passing out. As he drifted into unconsciousness the thin strand of red wire slowly started to contract back into the upper part of Plastic Sam's body.

"There's no way he'll get past this door. Not even I could get through it." proclaimed Superduperman, putting on a brave face.

"And if he does, he'll have us to contend with." added Woman Wonder, with a ridiculously over-optimistic air.

Batboy watched silently, with aloof attachment. He wondered when his teammates would be going asleep - he was feeling thirsty.


I felt the recoiling lower-half of Plas hit my legs, and decided that standing on his foot any longer was unnecessary. It was time to meet the Society. They were the only ones who could stop me, but I'd planned ahead.

As I straightened my jacket and made my way along the panic-strewn streets towards the Society's headquarters I noticed a shadow overhead. The shadow swiftly got bigger, and then I had a large cube of carbon steel smashing me into the ground.

As I dusted myself off and got up I noticed a figure hovering above the carbon steel fragments that lay in front of me.

"I'll stop you, monster!" said Captain Marbles.

"No, I don't think so." I observed and flicked him into the stratosphere with my little finger.

I then proceeded to the Society headquarters and knocked on the door.


"He's here. We can't let him in." said Superduperman.

"I'm afraid I'll have to." said the Red Tomato in a semi-menacing fashion, flicking the door lock open.

"But why?" asked Woman Wonder.

"The Anti-Janitor's promised me a life in his new world. All I have to do is betray you." cackled the Tomato.

"But you're just a klutz." observed Plastic Sam, briefly regaining consciousness.

"But I'm not just an ordinary klutz." laughed the Tomato ripping his mask off. "I'm a furshlugginer Captain Klutz."

"That's my line." seethed Batboy.

At that moment I entered their headquarters and the world turned grey.