I Fell In Love With The Turk At The Gold Saucer

By Charles Xavier

"Nothing to do for tonight." Was Vincent's words when he sat down on his armchair. "Guess I'll just sit back and watch the TV." He picked up the remote and clicked on the television.

"And now, here's Yuffie Kisaragi's No. 1 hit, 'I Fell In Love With The Turk At The Gold Saucer'!" The man on the TV shouted so loud Vincent almost fell over his chair.

"Oh dear." Vincent paled when he saw Yuffie on the screen.

Hanging out in the Wonder Square all day,

Acting stupid, getting hyper all the way,

Until I saw that gunslinger appear,

I remember it's the first time that I saw him there.

I'm getting kicked out of AVALANCHE cause I'm annoying,

I'm kind of happy cause those guys are plain boring,

But there's Vincent, who'll always be there,

I took his hand and that made it I swear.

Because I fell in love with Turk at the Gold Saucer.

He said 'what' and I told him that I am his adorer.

He's so cute, I'm gonna make him into my lover.

Everything's romantic when he acts kawaii!

I can't wait 'til Lord Godo goes out of Wutai!

I fell in love with the Turk at the Gold Saucer!

Vincent suddenly switched the TV and reached his hand to the radio nearby. Maybe some soothing music will pull the man away from some stress…"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Vincent covered his ears from the rock music playing from the loudspeakers.

When I said Vince was gonna move to Wutai,

I remember my father shouted: "Oh my!"

That Vincent's gonna kiss me when it comes to marriage.

And then we'll make love and have a baby in a carriage!

Because I fell in love with Turk at the Gold Saucer.

He said 'what' and I told him I am his adorer.

He's so cute, I'm gonna make him into my lover.

Everything's romantic when he acts kawaii!

I can't wait 'til Lord Godo goes out of Wutai!

I fell in love with the Turk at the Gold Saucer!

Vincent dropped the radio into his trash can. But then the phone began to ring…tiredly, he marched to it… "Hello?"

Black and white picture of him on my wall,

I waited for his calls,

He always kept me waiting.

And if I ever see my man again,

I'll smooch him 'til the end.

Because he kept me waiting.

Because I fell in love with Turk at the Gold Saucer.

He said 'what' and I told him I am his adorer.

He's so cute, I'm gonna make him into my lover.

Everything's romantic when he acts kawaii!

I can't wait 'til Lord Godo goes out of Wutai!

I fell in love with the Turk at the Gold Saucer!

Disconnecting the phone wire didn't save Vincent however. For just when he thought it was safe to answer the door knocking fiercely in the hall, Yuffie kicked it down and entered the house with her band.

With the Turk at the Gold Saucer!

(I'll never forget my Valentine!)

With the Turk at the Gold Saucer!

(I'll never forget my Valentine!)

With the Turk at the Gold Saucer!

(I'll never forget my Valentine!)

With the Turk at the Gold Saucer!

(I'll never forget my Valentine!)

Yuffie took Vincent's arm rushed and into his bedroom, shutting and locking the door behind her. About ten seconds later while Yuffie's band was still singing, Vincent ran out of the room sans his shirt and jumped out through one of his windows, making glass scatter everywhere.

"Vinnie! Come back!" Yuffie squealed when she saw Vincent flee from her. "We were just getting to the juicy part!" Shrugging her shoulders, she jumped out the window too.

Fin