~Red and Redder~

Hello minna!!

First crossover ever written by me.*sweatdrops* looks at list of stories written under my name...*sweatdrops again*

Hana-kun - MUHAAHHAHAHA!!! Ore wa Tensai!!!

CC - You're not supposed to be here!!! Baka!! You appear after this page!!

Hana-kun - But I'M the TENSAI!!! I should appear in every-

CC - * borrows Ayako's paperfan and gives the do'aho several whacks* Right...where was I before the idiot disturbed my peace.

Disclaimers - the usual.if only they were mine.

Warnings - shounen-ai.do I ever? Pairings come later on.suggestions welcome. (look at the lovely blue button at the end of the page) I paired Kenshin and Sano together already so back off . Sendoh?! _

Chibi Sendoh - Two cute redheads!! MINE!!! * dashes off to Kenshin and Hana*

CC - * hits Sendoh with a very large hammer* Hentai.

Ok! To anyone who doesn't know about Rurounin Kenshin:

Himura Kenshin - a red-headed, polite sword-bearing bishounen.even though he's twenty eight he looks 18. He is very good with his sword.I mean very good. He carries his Sakada Tou (reversed blade sword), nope sorry no swords here Kenshin! He is one of the few remaining people who know Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu.

Sagara Sanosuke - a street fighter, hot-headed, loves a good fight anytime, anywhere and everywhere.his fists are his weapon. Anything else? Well.add in a bit more later when I can think of anything.

Sorry.this is mostly in the past Meiji era but it's only the prologue!!!

Prologue

Meiji era

"Really? Three wishes de gozaru yo?" Kenshin asked the old woman sitting in front of a battered looking Temple.

"For 59999 yen. But since you helped me carry me up to the Temple, I'll give you a discount young man." The old woman crackled. Her beady black eyes twinkled mysteriously.

"Actually, that was Sanosuke who carried you. I only carried your bag de gozaru."

Kenshin poked Sanosuke in the ribs as he whistled when he heard the prize.

"Whoah! That's so expensive! Who would want - OWWWW!!!"

"There's no need to thank us. We are more than willing to help you de gozaru." Kenshin bowed politely while Sanosuke hopped on left foot and nursing his right at the same time.

"Such a polite young man." The old woman beamed. "Here, you can have it. I have no need for I have everything I need." She handed the blue crystal to Kenshin before rushing off.

"Orooo?" After the old woman's display of speed, Kenshin wondered why on earth did she huffed and puffed on the fifth step when she was obviously as fit as Sanosuke himself.

"I don't believe in these phony things anyway." Sanosuke mused.

"We better hurry back to the dojo. Kaoru-dono will get upset." Kenshin smiled at his lover.

"Will she?" Sanosuke smirked leaning closer to the shorter man, admiring how the sunset changed his lover's hair into a mass of golden and auburn curls. "I wonder if she'll get even more upset when she sees this."

"Sano!! This is no - Mmph!" Kenshin tried to pull away but as usual, Sanosuke made his insides butter. Kenshin soon found himself returning the kiss with as much fervor as his koi.

Finally, Kenshin pulled away and whispered huskily, "If you don't stop I won't be able to Sano."

"Who says I wanted to stop?" Sanosuke grinned back cheekily.

Kenshin slapped him playfully. "Hentai. Let's go back. Kaoru-dono is-"

"Waiting. I know." Sanosuke wrapped an arm around his lover. "I wish we could go someplace where we'll just be able to love each other without all this fuss over Kaoru and Megumi."

Kenshin leaned against Sanosuke's embrace. "I just wish to keep everyone safe that's all. I wish the people would stop trying to overthrow the government. Is it not enough to live in this new era of peace?"

The two lovers were temporarily lost in each other's lust filled eyes.

"Oro?!" Kenshin broke out of his trance looking at the crystal the old woman had given him. The red crystal was glowing in an eerily dangerous way, much like a warning light before a bomb explodes.

"If this is what you want young man." The old woman murmured in her hidden domain.

The two lovers vanished in a blast of red light.

Present Tokyo airport

A red-haired boy stepped out into the waiting terminal only to be promptly glomped on by another red-haired boy.

Himura Shinta aka Himura Kenshin, twin brother of Hanamichi Sakuragi, suddenly found himself choking to death in the middle of the airport.

"C-can't b-b-breathe on-niisan." Shinta finally wheezed.

"Shinta!! I'm so happy you're back!!!!" Hanamichi, in his emotional state did not notice he was squeezing his brother to his death.

Shinta struggled fruitlessly before fainting from the lack of oxygen into his twin's arms.

"Eh?" Hanamichi blinked. "Shinta? You must be tired to fall asleep so quickly."

Hana - I knew you couldn't resist my charm! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am indeed a handsome and charming Tensai!!!

CC - .

Hana - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kenshin - I can't believe he's my older brother.why is he so tall de gozaru yo?

Hana - Because I am the Tensai!!

Kenshin - * sweatdrops* He's worse than Hiko-sama.(that's Kenshin's teacher)

CC - * nods in agreement*

Hana - Eh? Who's that?

Need I continue this utterly pointless conversation?

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