Disclaimer-Moulin Rogue and DBZ aren't mine

New Cast Members

M. Bulma was working in her lab when M. Trunks showed up.

"Hey Mom, what's shaking?" he asked.

"If you say that to me one more time, young man, I will kick your @$$."

M. Trunks laughed. "How about WAAAAAAAZZUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!"

"That, I can live with," M. Bulma said, smiling. "Can you check on the time machine, Trunks?"

"Sure." M. Trunks went over to the Time Machine. Then…

"Oops."

M. Bulma looked up as a time portal opened up, sucking her son and the time machine he was unfortunately sitting in into itself. The portal closed with a SHWOOP!

M. Bulma stared for awhile, shrugged, and went back to tinkering on her machine.

"What do you mean, you've got mono?" Ms. Weise demanded.

"I mean I've got mono and can't work in the play."

"Oh, all right. Bye." Ms. Weise hung up the phone. She turned to the thespians awaiting her instructions. "We've lost another. That means Harold, Chocolat, Toulouse, the Doctor, The Argentinean, and Elizabeth are out!"

"I hope they get better soon" Gohan said.

*The people who play those parts are currently throwing a party at the Argentinean's house, hale and healthy*

"They'd better! I mean, Harold and the Argentinean are important, and we need the Doctor to shout 'Vive la vie de Boheme' near the end. Elizabeth needs to drop the sack on Warner's head. And Toulouse…he's like the nurse in Romeo and Juliet! He holds the play together!" Ms. Weise sighed. "Until further notice, this play practice is closed."

As the student filed out, Wade and the guy who plays Satie went up to Ms. Weise.

"Ms. Weise, Mike here has to drop out of the play."

"WHAT?!"

"And I never wanted to be Harold. I'm willing to play Satie."

"But…Harold is a more important part than Satie!" Ms. Weise sighed. "All right. I'll change the casting."

"Thanks." Mike and Wade left the room.

"Here's your 20 bucks for covering for me," Mike said, handing Wade a 20.

"Thanks."

"Later, dude!" Mike went off to make-out with his girlfriend.

Wade went off to meet Gohan, Videl, Erasa, and Sharpner. He knew a pizza place that took American money.

"Too bad I have to be Nini," Erasa said to Videl, biting into her pizza. She and the group of friends were squeezed into a booth, practically sitting on each other. "I mean, I'm your best friend, and Nini is such a 6!tc# to Satine."

"She DOES kick Warner in the head, though," Videl said.

"True."

Unbeknownst to them, Trunks' time machine was getting might tired of being used, and decided to drop Trunks off at the nearest time portal. And the nearest open portal was…

"Trunks?!" Gohan stood up as the lavender-haired Saiyan prince from the future fell onto the floor of the pizza place WITHOUT his time machine, and managed to make Videl fall onto the floor, too, because she had been halfway sitting on him. (A/N: *Grins*)

"Gohan!" Videl yelped.

"Hottie!!" Erasa threw herself over the table, scrambled over, and went and pinched Trunks' cheek. As to the face or butt cheek, I'll leave that up to you readers.

Just then, Ms. Weise walked in, latched onto the arm of her boyfriend. She quickly took her arm off his when she saw her students. Then she saw Mirai…

"PERFECT!!" she crowed, running over to M. Trunks. "Young man, how'd you like to play the Argentinean in a High School production of Moulin Rouge? You'd love to? Thanks!"

And a very confused Mirai Trunks was cast as the Argentinean.

Krillin didn't know how he'd been stupid enough to let them have sugar. But the two kids were on sugar high because Krillin had been dumb enough to get them triple-scoop chocolate-vanilla swirl ice-cream cones.

"OOOHHHDADDYIWANNAGOTOTOYSRUSANDGETLOTSALOTSALOTSATOYS!!!!!!!!" Marron yelled.

"YEAHMRKRILLINIWANNAGOTOTOYSRUSANDGETLOTSALOTSALOTSALOTSATOYSTOO!!!!" Goten yelled.

A very weird girl with a stupid ponytail and loose glasses in a man's DBZ shirt and very baggy sweats suddenly appeared. "I will acknowledge anyone in the next chapter who deciphered what Goten and Marron said," she said, and disappeared, leaving Krillin to wonder what she was talking about. Then he decided that she had forgotten how to write an A/N and he skipped down the road singing "Tra-la-la" until he stopped and wandered why Funimation would allow anyone to write about him. Then he remembered a magical thing called Disclaimers that authors with time on their hands use when they write fanfiction. And then he decided that it was beyond his puny Anime mind to comprehend why she would bother making a ridiculous parody of the greatest movie of all time and decided to go see what his daughter and her friend were doing.

(A/N: And I WILL acknowledge anyone who deciphered what Goten and Marron said)

Goten and Marron were currently bouncing off the tops of telephone poles to see who could land first. Being 7-year-old Half-Saiyan/Half-Cyborg, they landed unharmed. Goten lost the majority of the races due to the fact that air passed between the space between his ears and kept him suspended in mid-air while Marron's superior brains brought her to Earth quicker.

Not really. Here I just got an idea to make fun of Goten. They were actually tied, and Goten is incredibly smart for a 7-year-old. This is just my pitiful attempt at humor.

One his way down, Goten accidentally ripped a piece of paper from a telephone pole.

"HEYMRKRILLINLOOKATTHISREADREADREADREAD!!!!!" Goten yelled, throwing the paper at Krillin.

Krillin picked it up fm the sidewalk where it had fallen and read it while Goten and Marron jumped around him as if on pogo sticks.

"It's an ad," he said. "Anyone willing and able to play The Doctor, Toulouse, Elizabeth, Chocolat, and Harold are asked to audition at the High School for the parts."

"And what's this?" a scratchy bass voice boomed, and Krillin, Marron, Goten, and Master Roshi—who had appeared outta nowhere—looked up to see Hercule coming down the street. "Why, it's a midget, two children, and an old guy! Bow to me, puny weak short people! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Marron and Goten kept on bouncing around. They were over top Hercule's head when their sugar high wore off and they fell.

CRASH!!!

Hercule was lying on the sidewalk, Marron and Goten safely perched on his swelled head.

Hercule immediately got up, dropping the two kids onto the sidewalk. They were unharmed, being 7-year-olds.

"Gimmee that!" Hercule ripped the ad from Krillin's hand and read it, leaving everyone wonderstruck that he CAN actually read.

"Ha! The Great Hercule will easily get a part!" the old fart said, crumpling the paper and throwing it on the ground.

And everyone, not thinking that Hercule could actually have enough sense to get a part, signed up.

The next day, Gohan read the new names for the missing roles.

Harold-Hercule Satan

Chocolat-Krillin Chestnut

Toulouse-Goten Son

Elizabeth-Marron Chestnut

Doctor-Master Roshi Uranai

Gohan sweat-dropped and passed out.

HAHA! I always torture poor Gohan!

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