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"YEAH! THANKS FOR BEING GENTLE!!!" Draco shouted shaking his fist up at the sky.
Draco he straightened his halo and wings then looked around. He was in a graveyard. 'Cheery' He thought, 'I die, So he sends me to a grave yard. He has no sense of Hospitality.'
"Who's there?" A voice cried. It sounded as if they had been crying for quite some time.
"Well. This may sound strange, But It's Draco." he gulped.
"Draco? DRACO?" She squealed sadly, "But Draco's dead. You're just a figment of my imagination. Because I miss him so much."
"I knew this would be tough." Draco mumbled.
"Be gone demon!!!" She stood into his view. She had long blond/reddish hair with a long fringe. She had the index fingers of each hand crossed against each other making a cross.
"Please let me explain Charlotte." Draco said coolly. The Idea of going that she had suggested was quite tempting.
"You better!" she threatened. She had always liked threatening. Although, Usually when she threatened to hurt someone, she never actually did. USUALLY.
"Okay. As you may have been informed, I died. Hm. Guess you know? Well, I floated to the gates of heaven. There, I met some guy. He said that I wasn't 'Good' enough for Heaven. He said that I may go there IF I am someones Guardian angel. Unfortunately, It wasn't my choice. I am assigned to be your guardian angel. Lucky you." He said. Charlotte was having trouble taking it in.
"No!!! That's impossible!!!" She shrieked holding her head.
"I never would've had this trouble If I'd been Pansy's Guardian." he mumbled, Arms crossed.
Charlotte over-heard. "Pansy?!?! You are real afterall!!! Fine. You SHALL be my guardian angel." she hissed. She always got angry whenever Draco talked about Pansy.
"Let's go somewhere then. It's creepy hanging around in a grave yard when you're dead." he shivered.
"Creepy hanging around in a Grave Yard when you're dead?!?! Draco, It's even Creepier hanging around with someone who's dead who's alive!!! If that makes any sense."
"Which it doesn't."
Charlotte chose to ignore the comment Draco had just made. "So... You've got wings. Can you fly?" She asked.
"I don't know. I only died a few minutes ago!!!" he complained.
"Draco... It's been Three days." she sniffed.
"Oh... Well... I can try." he gulped.

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He did a little experimenting but all he could currently manage was a small wiggle of his Left Wing.
"Well, It isn't that important. I'm sure you'll learn. With time." Charlotte said as they were walking along the Cemetary.
"Hm." Draco sniffed. He was quite irritated that he couldn't fly yet.
"Oh look. There's PPPAAANNNSSSYYY." Charlotte hissed.
"Hi Charlotte. Are you okay?" Pansy asked sympathetically.
"Yeah." Charlotte sniffed.
"Hi Pansy!" Draco smiled.
"I can't believe it's been three days." Pansy squeaked.
"I know." Charlotte said looking at Draco awkwardly.
"What are you looking at?" Pansy asked.
"What...? Oh... I keep seeing him everywhere! I can't believe he's gone!!!" Charlotte acted. Pansy hugged her.
"It's okay. His memory will stay with us forever. Even if he can't." she soothed.
'This looks like a fun oportunity.' Draco thought to himself.
"Hey Pansy! Want a Guardian angel? Have me!!!" he howled laughing. "Leave Charlotte here!"
Charlotte gave me a peircing scowl from over Pansy's shoulder. She looked ready to kill.
"Okay now?" Pansy asked.
"Yeah... I'm going home to calm down and get my head around. I think I have what I need to get over him now." Charlotte fake cried.
"Okay. Bye!" Pansy waved. She walked away.
"Hm. Aparantly, Only YOU can see and hear me." Draco smiled being sarcastic.
"You little idiot!!! She may not have heard you but I did!!!" Charlotte hissed.
"You know, People'll think you're crazy if they see you talking to me." he sniggered.
"If I didn't fancy you, I would be kicking you so hard right now." she scowled.
"Yeah... Well you do... So, you won't be kicking me!!!" Draco smiled.

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'Being dead isn't that hard. I can still be sarcastic and I can still make people's lives difficult. Score.' Draco thought.
Charlotte wasn't talking to him because of his earlier sarcasm.

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