You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Christian.
Christian liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Christian. layin'
on the couch, drinkin' Absinthe
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Christian. , you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
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I met Toulouse Latreauc from
the red light district about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come work, I'd mix
Him an absinthe,
we'd have dinner. Well, it was
like heaven in two and a half flats.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my a$$. Not only was he a pimp.
...oh, no, he had six wh0res.
One of those Bohemians,
you know. So that night when
he came home. I mixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic! He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If yo'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz!
Now, I'm standing backstage
putting on my contsume
minding my own business,getting ready to perform
and in storms the Duke
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the writer,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the writer!"
And then he ran into my hairpins.
He ran into my hairpins ten times!
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
*leaves it in Hungarian*
Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet
en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem
tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen
megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
Yeah, but did you do it?
UH UH, not guilty!
----------------------------------------------
My sister, Satine, and I did this double act
and my husband, Christian, used to travel
round with us. Now for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 bum flashes
in a row, one, two, three, four, five...
Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night
we are in Moulin Rouge,
the three of us,
chuggin and havin' a few
laughs and we ran out Absinthe
so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Satine and
Chriatian doing Number Seventeen 456123485612456123456123786156365
THE BUM FLASH!
Well, I was in such a state of drunkenness, I completely belted out,
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was
Working my vocal cords I even knew they were dead!
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Christian
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a poet.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Velma,
Roxie,
Liz and Annie.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
The dirty bum, flash, flash, flash, flash
The dirty bum, flash, flash, flash, flash
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Christian.
Christian liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Christian. layin'
on the couch, drinkin' Absinthe
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "Christian. , you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
-------------------------------------
I met Toulouse Latreauc from
the red light district about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come work, I'd mix
Him an absinthe,
we'd have dinner. Well, it was
like heaven in two and a half flats.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my a$$. Not only was he a pimp.
...oh, no, he had six wh0res.
One of those Bohemians,
you know. So that night when
he came home. I mixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic! He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If yo'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz!
Now, I'm standing backstage
putting on my contsume
minding my own business,getting ready to perform
and in storms the Duke
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the writer,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the writer!"
And then he ran into my hairpins.
He ran into my hairpins ten times!
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
*leaves it in Hungarian*
Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet
en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem
tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen
megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
Yeah, but did you do it?
UH UH, not guilty!
----------------------------------------------
My sister, Satine, and I did this double act
and my husband, Christian, used to travel
round with us. Now for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 bum flashes
in a row, one, two, three, four, five...
Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night
we are in Moulin Rouge,
the three of us,
chuggin and havin' a few
laughs and we ran out Absinthe
so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Satine and
Chriatian doing Number Seventeen 456123485612456123456123786156365
THE BUM FLASH!
Well, I was in such a state of drunkenness, I completely belted out,
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was
Working my vocal cords I even knew they were dead!
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Christian
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a poet.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Velma,
Roxie,
Liz and Annie.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
The dirty bum, flash, flash, flash, flash
The dirty bum, flash, flash, flash, flash
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
