Truth or Dare
By: HopelessBlonde and XoXMioneXoX (Leah and Kara)
Disclaimer: We own NOTHING. Never did, never will. However, Leah, wishes to own Tom Felton, and Sean Biggerstaff *Leah gets starry eyed*. Kara slaps Leah upside the head. We rest our case.
It was Hermione's 7th year and she was Head Girl Draco was Head boy. Ron, Harry, Ginny, and Lavender were all going to the Head Girl room to play a nice game of truth or dare. *Evil laugh* They walked up to the portrait and Harry said "Got Milk?"
Mione: Yo! Blondie, where'd you come up with that? HopelessBlonde: In a book, Milk Does the Body Good! And don't call me blondie! *Said while wearing a milk mustache*
The portrait opened they went in the common room only to find Hermione reading the ingredients on the back of a bag of nail polish remover.
Mione: Bag of nail polish remover? No more chocolate for you. HopelessBlonde: *on knees begging* just 1 more piece, 1 more piece I need it!
Hermione looked up and said, "hey want something to eat, Draco is in the shower he will be out in a few minutes then we can play." Draco walked out of the bathroom wearing black pants and a white T-shirt. In four days it would be Christmas and every one was excited. Draco said, "let the reindeer games begin". Hermione and Harry laughed because Draco Malfoy used a muggle metaphor. Ron said, "I'll start first". "Ginny truth or dare?" "Dare," said Ginny bravely. "I dare you to charm yourself to walk on your hands, and come in the great hall butt ass naked tomorrow" he said. "What if I don't do it?" asked Ginny. "You will have a charm put on you where on the outside you're a boy/girl but on the inside you will be yourself inside then you have to walk in the great hall" said Ron. "Okay fine the last thing I want to do is look like you Ron!" yelled Ginny. "Okay Lavender truth or dare?" Ginny asked. "Dare," said Lavender. "I dare you to charm your hair green, and wear all silver make-up, then on your forehead put Slytherin slut at heart and say you're pregnant with Draco's baby" said Ginny grinning. "Okay, fine ill do it," said Lavender disgustingly. "Harry truth or dare?" "Dare" Harry said. "I dare you to tell Snape that you are gay and you want in his pants" Harry grinned and agreed. "Draco truth or dare?" Harry asked. "Ugh. Dare" Draco said. "I dare you to come in the Great hall and French kiss Crabbe and Goyle" Harry said. Draco shuddered and said, "fine". "Hermione truth or dare?" "Dare" Hermione said". "Hermione your dare has 2 parts. The first part is I dare you to walk up to Snape and French him. The 2nd part is I dare you to strip in Potions class". "Ugh okay fine Draco." "Ron truth or dare?" "Dare" he said. "Okay I dare you to make Snape sing and dance to Aqua's song Barbie Girl" Hermione said laughing. Ron thought about this for a few minutes then said, "consider it done!" The rest of the night went on like this, and then finally it was Monday and today would be an interesting day. "Something going to happen today thought Dumbledore"
Mione: If only he knew. HopelessBlonde: Look Mione, I can fly! *On roof on a broom* Mione: No! Blondie get down from there! *Crashing sound* HopelessBlonde: Ouch! I hurt me bum! And oh no I broke my granny's broom! I'm gonna be in so much trouble! Mione: *sighs* Back to the story now.
In Potions class, Draco sat beside Hermione it was the class right before dinner. Draco looked at Hermione and said, "okay he's not expecting anything you have 10 minutes before dinner" "Okay, okay, okay, calm down Draco" Hermione said glancing down at her watch. Hermione got up and walked over to the professor and said "I have always had a crush on you and I wanna prove it now to the whole class". Draco got up and turned on a tape player that was getting ready to play Britney Spears song 'I'm a Slave for You'.
Mione: Blondie, where was your head when you wrote this? HopelessBlonde: It was on vacation in Hawaii, and it brought me back one of those cool little hula dancers!
When it started playing she sat on his lap and unbuttoned her robes, and threw them on the floor. Hermione looked up at Snape his mouth was on the floor (Blondie gets up and starts dancing) looking at her. She took her finger and closed his mouth and started unbuttoning her shirt to reveal her black bra. Snape gulped. Everyone was totally surprised except Draco, Harry, Ron, and Lavender. They all smirked and didn't think she would go through with it. The bell rang, and Draco turned off the music right when Hermione was getting ready to take off her skirt. She put back on her clothes and winked at him, then left. Snape watched her leave, and yelled, "what the fuck was that all about?!", Then he left for dinner. Ginny met Lavender in the hall they had to get 'ready' for the so-called "ball". Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Draco left to go to dinner, this was gonna blow the schools mind. After they took their seats Draco at the Slytherin table, and the Trio at the Gryffindor table the doors burst open and in came Ginny in her 'Birthday suit' walking on her hands over to the Gryffindor table.
Mione: Uh-huh Blondie.BLONDIE! Are you okay? HopelessBlonde: *rocking in corner* I'm not going to the white padded room, I'm not going to the white padded room.
When she sat down Dumbledore was getting ready to say something. When Ginny stood up and said, "everyone, as much as I hate to say, but I am pregnant with Ron's baby" The entire hall fell silent then they head someone from the Teacher table stand up and start dancing and singing Barbie Girl. It was Professor Snape! He started singing:
*Blondie jumps up and sings* You're not taking me to the white padded room because I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Mione: I don't know you.
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken Jump In...
(Chorus) I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic. you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, that is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
(Chorus)
I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.
You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch, you can play, if you say
"I´m always yours" uu-oohuh..
(Chorus)
Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let´s go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
(2x Chorus)
Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
Oh I´m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.
When Snape returned to his senses he saw the entire Hall laughing at him he just sat back down and was muttering to himself when Ron Weasley jumped up and ran to the teacher table and frenched everyone of them at this point Professor McGonagall fainted. Only to miss Draco Malfoy walk over to the Gryffindor table and ask Harry to marry him. Then Lavender Brown walked in wearing only Green Underwear and bra with silver hair and makeup with dark green writing on her stomach that said 'Slytherin Slut at Heart'. And then on her back it said 'Watch out Pansy Lavender Brown's here'. At this time Madame Hooch fainted, to miss Lavender say I am pregnant with Draco Malfoy's baby. Harry said, "you bitch!" then slapped Draco. Then walked up to Snape and said -loud enough for the hall to hear, "Professor Snape, sir I want you badly in bed and I want to have you as my lover instead of Professor" Harry tried hard to keep a straight face. Draco got up and said, "and you call me a bitch!" then went over to the Slytherin table only to have 2 teachers faint. This time, Draco went and kissed Crabbe and Goyle. Harry said, "you man whore I got Hermione pregnant so beat that" Hermione cried fake tears and said "I only love Professor Snape" then she ran up and kissed him passionately. Then Snape fainted. Dumbledore stood up and yelled "MISS BROWN, MISS GRANGER, MISS WEASLEY, MR POTTER, MR WEASLEY, AND MR MALFOY MY OFFICE NOW!"
Mione: There's the end of that.Blondie, you need to lay off the cussing HopelessBlonde: Oh shut up you goody-goody and stop calling me Blondie! Oh BTW, all you people who were wondering, I did all of those things of my own free will! And, BTW They didn't take me to the white-padded room! Peace out my little duckies!
By: HopelessBlonde and XoXMioneXoX (Leah and Kara)
Disclaimer: We own NOTHING. Never did, never will. However, Leah, wishes to own Tom Felton, and Sean Biggerstaff *Leah gets starry eyed*. Kara slaps Leah upside the head. We rest our case.
It was Hermione's 7th year and she was Head Girl Draco was Head boy. Ron, Harry, Ginny, and Lavender were all going to the Head Girl room to play a nice game of truth or dare. *Evil laugh* They walked up to the portrait and Harry said "Got Milk?"
Mione: Yo! Blondie, where'd you come up with that? HopelessBlonde: In a book, Milk Does the Body Good! And don't call me blondie! *Said while wearing a milk mustache*
The portrait opened they went in the common room only to find Hermione reading the ingredients on the back of a bag of nail polish remover.
Mione: Bag of nail polish remover? No more chocolate for you. HopelessBlonde: *on knees begging* just 1 more piece, 1 more piece I need it!
Hermione looked up and said, "hey want something to eat, Draco is in the shower he will be out in a few minutes then we can play." Draco walked out of the bathroom wearing black pants and a white T-shirt. In four days it would be Christmas and every one was excited. Draco said, "let the reindeer games begin". Hermione and Harry laughed because Draco Malfoy used a muggle metaphor. Ron said, "I'll start first". "Ginny truth or dare?" "Dare," said Ginny bravely. "I dare you to charm yourself to walk on your hands, and come in the great hall butt ass naked tomorrow" he said. "What if I don't do it?" asked Ginny. "You will have a charm put on you where on the outside you're a boy/girl but on the inside you will be yourself inside then you have to walk in the great hall" said Ron. "Okay fine the last thing I want to do is look like you Ron!" yelled Ginny. "Okay Lavender truth or dare?" Ginny asked. "Dare," said Lavender. "I dare you to charm your hair green, and wear all silver make-up, then on your forehead put Slytherin slut at heart and say you're pregnant with Draco's baby" said Ginny grinning. "Okay, fine ill do it," said Lavender disgustingly. "Harry truth or dare?" "Dare" Harry said. "I dare you to tell Snape that you are gay and you want in his pants" Harry grinned and agreed. "Draco truth or dare?" Harry asked. "Ugh. Dare" Draco said. "I dare you to come in the Great hall and French kiss Crabbe and Goyle" Harry said. Draco shuddered and said, "fine". "Hermione truth or dare?" "Dare" Hermione said". "Hermione your dare has 2 parts. The first part is I dare you to walk up to Snape and French him. The 2nd part is I dare you to strip in Potions class". "Ugh okay fine Draco." "Ron truth or dare?" "Dare" he said. "Okay I dare you to make Snape sing and dance to Aqua's song Barbie Girl" Hermione said laughing. Ron thought about this for a few minutes then said, "consider it done!" The rest of the night went on like this, and then finally it was Monday and today would be an interesting day. "Something going to happen today thought Dumbledore"
Mione: If only he knew. HopelessBlonde: Look Mione, I can fly! *On roof on a broom* Mione: No! Blondie get down from there! *Crashing sound* HopelessBlonde: Ouch! I hurt me bum! And oh no I broke my granny's broom! I'm gonna be in so much trouble! Mione: *sighs* Back to the story now.
In Potions class, Draco sat beside Hermione it was the class right before dinner. Draco looked at Hermione and said, "okay he's not expecting anything you have 10 minutes before dinner" "Okay, okay, okay, calm down Draco" Hermione said glancing down at her watch. Hermione got up and walked over to the professor and said "I have always had a crush on you and I wanna prove it now to the whole class". Draco got up and turned on a tape player that was getting ready to play Britney Spears song 'I'm a Slave for You'.
Mione: Blondie, where was your head when you wrote this? HopelessBlonde: It was on vacation in Hawaii, and it brought me back one of those cool little hula dancers!
When it started playing she sat on his lap and unbuttoned her robes, and threw them on the floor. Hermione looked up at Snape his mouth was on the floor (Blondie gets up and starts dancing) looking at her. She took her finger and closed his mouth and started unbuttoning her shirt to reveal her black bra. Snape gulped. Everyone was totally surprised except Draco, Harry, Ron, and Lavender. They all smirked and didn't think she would go through with it. The bell rang, and Draco turned off the music right when Hermione was getting ready to take off her skirt. She put back on her clothes and winked at him, then left. Snape watched her leave, and yelled, "what the fuck was that all about?!", Then he left for dinner. Ginny met Lavender in the hall they had to get 'ready' for the so-called "ball". Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Draco left to go to dinner, this was gonna blow the schools mind. After they took their seats Draco at the Slytherin table, and the Trio at the Gryffindor table the doors burst open and in came Ginny in her 'Birthday suit' walking on her hands over to the Gryffindor table.
Mione: Uh-huh Blondie.BLONDIE! Are you okay? HopelessBlonde: *rocking in corner* I'm not going to the white padded room, I'm not going to the white padded room.
When she sat down Dumbledore was getting ready to say something. When Ginny stood up and said, "everyone, as much as I hate to say, but I am pregnant with Ron's baby" The entire hall fell silent then they head someone from the Teacher table stand up and start dancing and singing Barbie Girl. It was Professor Snape! He started singing:
*Blondie jumps up and sings* You're not taking me to the white padded room because I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Mione: I don't know you.
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken Jump In...
(Chorus) I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic. you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, that is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let´s go party!
(Chorus)
I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.
You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch, you can play, if you say
"I´m always yours" uu-oohuh..
(Chorus)
Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let´s go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always yours"
Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
(2x Chorus)
Come on Barbie, let´s go party! (4 times)
Oh I´m having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.
When Snape returned to his senses he saw the entire Hall laughing at him he just sat back down and was muttering to himself when Ron Weasley jumped up and ran to the teacher table and frenched everyone of them at this point Professor McGonagall fainted. Only to miss Draco Malfoy walk over to the Gryffindor table and ask Harry to marry him. Then Lavender Brown walked in wearing only Green Underwear and bra with silver hair and makeup with dark green writing on her stomach that said 'Slytherin Slut at Heart'. And then on her back it said 'Watch out Pansy Lavender Brown's here'. At this time Madame Hooch fainted, to miss Lavender say I am pregnant with Draco Malfoy's baby. Harry said, "you bitch!" then slapped Draco. Then walked up to Snape and said -loud enough for the hall to hear, "Professor Snape, sir I want you badly in bed and I want to have you as my lover instead of Professor" Harry tried hard to keep a straight face. Draco got up and said, "and you call me a bitch!" then went over to the Slytherin table only to have 2 teachers faint. This time, Draco went and kissed Crabbe and Goyle. Harry said, "you man whore I got Hermione pregnant so beat that" Hermione cried fake tears and said "I only love Professor Snape" then she ran up and kissed him passionately. Then Snape fainted. Dumbledore stood up and yelled "MISS BROWN, MISS GRANGER, MISS WEASLEY, MR POTTER, MR WEASLEY, AND MR MALFOY MY OFFICE NOW!"
Mione: There's the end of that.Blondie, you need to lay off the cussing HopelessBlonde: Oh shut up you goody-goody and stop calling me Blondie! Oh BTW, all you people who were wondering, I did all of those things of my own free will! And, BTW They didn't take me to the white-padded room! Peace out my little duckies!
