Truth or Dare
Dumbledore's Office: Chapter 2
By: HopelessBlonde & XoXMioneXoX
A/N: Were BACK! Thanks for the WONDERFUL Reviews! We love you *throws money to everyone who reviewed* Mione: Thanks bunches everyone! We loved your reviews! I'm touched *sniffle*
Blondie: Oh shut up and get on with the story.
The 6 students followed Dumbledore silently to his office.
Mione: Why were they so quiet Blondie?
Blondie: I don't know it might be because they saw Snape and Filth snogging. *Both shudder*
Dumbledore walked over to the dragons. "Flushable toilet." the dragon sprang to life and the wall opened.
Mione: Flushable toilet?
Auto Response from Blondie: NOOO YOU STUPID SISTER HOW COULD YOU LET THE TELETUBBIES TAKE ME AWAY HELP SYS!
Mione: *sighs* Guess that means "save your sister".
"I'm quite disappointed in you" Dumbledore said looking out the window. "However it was funny as hell" "Sir?" Hermione asked. "Yes?" "Are you feeling well?" "Yes of course, now who wants to have a tea party?" he asked. "No thanks sir", were the replies then they slowly got up and took off. "Stop right there!" Dumbledore yelled. "Sit down and have a tea party!" so there was Dumbledore, Hermione, Harry, Lavender, Ron, Ginny, Draco, and four evil looking Barbie dolls having tea.
Mione: Four evil looking Barbie dolls? You seriously did lose it.no wait, you never had it.
Blondie: Thanks for bailing me out of highland.my brain we on vacation AGAIN!
"Can we leave now?" Harry asked. "Yes you ungrateful little shits." Dumbledore muttered. They flew out of the room then McGonagall came out wearing a emerald French maid outfit, then Snape come out in a blue French maid suit.
Blondie: AHHHHH BRAIN COME BACK IM SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!
Mione: Oh gosh. Call the paramedics. Blondie: What's a paramedic? Mione: Never mind.
"Well, that was odd," said Hermione. "Tell me about it" Draco muttered. "Atleast we got out" Ginny said. "Yeah.if we had to have one more cup of tea with Barbie, Kelly, Stacy, and Skipper, I was going to hurl." Ron said disgustingly. "Yeah.I never thought Dumbledore could act so weird.I mean seriously, where can an old guy like him get a hold of Barbie Dolls?" Lavender said. "I dunno, I thought Skipper was sorta sexy" Draco said while grinning. That comment was rewarded with a smack on the head from Ginny.
Mione: Don't feel bad Ginny, I would've hit him too. Blondie: Mione, you touch my baby, and I'll put my foot up your ass. Mione: Fine, then stay away from Kevin.
"So." Draco said. "Who's up for another round of Truth or Dare?" "Oh god" Hermione said. "I'm all for it" Ron said. "I'm ready to have good ol' Lav here hex herself into something gruesome!" They all laughed. "Okay" Harry said. "We'll meet on the Quidditch Pitch tonight at 10:30" "Done" they all said.
Mione: This is gonna be.um, how should I put this.interesting. Blondie: *singing* Yall gonna make me lose my mind. Mione: Never mind.
They all gathered on the Quidditch pitch at 10:30. "Okay" Draco said. "I'll start". "Hermione, truth or dare?" "Truth" Hermione said. "Okay, do you think I'm sexy?" Draco said with a smile. Hermione blushed and said, "kinda" They all laughed, running around chanting 'Hermione likes Draco, Hermione likes Draco'. They soon came to a sudden halt when Draco levitated them up in the air, and wouldn't let them down till they apologized. "My turn! Harry, truth or dare?" Hermione said. "Dare", Harry said. "Okay.at the match tomorrow, you have to play naked." Hermione said, stifling her giggles. They all laughed. "This should be interesting" Ron said in between laughs. "Okay, Ginny, truth or dare?" Harry said. "Truth" Ginny said. "Okay, have you ever slept with anyone? If so, who?" Harry said.
Mione: I hope you know there is a curse on them. If they lie, we'll know, because they'll immediately start gaining weight. If they get caught lying, they have to do a dare.
Ginny blushed. "No." She immediately started gaining weight. Ron jumped up immediately and started yelling "WHO? WHO?" "Nothing Ron! Just shut up!" Ginny said. Draco blushed. "A-ha!" Harry said, "I know who it is!" "Ginny, you have to turn yourself into an ogre for 24 hours, and you have to do it, because you lied" "Fine" Ginny said.
Blondie: YOU SKANK! How dare you sleep with my man! Mione: Settle down!
"Now, back to the game" Ginny said. "Lavender, truth or dare?" "Dare." Lavender said confidently. "Okay, when we have CoMC, you have to go skinny- dipping in the lake" Ginny said. "Fine. Ron, truth or dare?" Lavender said. "Dare" he said hesitantly. "Okay, you have to get up in front of the entire great hall and say you slept with Snape last night." They all laughed. Ron looked disgusted but agreed. The night went on like this with more wacky challenges and questions, until finally the group went to bed. The next morning, the fun began again.
Mione: Oh no.here it comes. Blondie: Here what comes? Mione: Never mind.
Ron, Harry, Draco, Hermione, and Lavender walked into the great hall, for what seemed like was going to be a peaceful day. Soon enough, Ron jumped up on the table, confessing that he had slept with Snape. Snape fainted, and the whole hall was in shock. Then, Ginny walked in as an ogre with firey red hair.
Mione: I'd hate to see Ginny like that.she's so pretty Blondie: She deserves it.she slept with my man.
The whole hall panicked. Some ran around and ran into walls. Some just stood there in shock. Others fainted. Soon, it was time for the quidditch match. As the players soared out on the field, Harry came zooming out on his Firebolt, naked. Several teachers and students fainted. Some just stood in shock. Dumbledore called off the match and they were soon back in his office with the Barbie dolls again.
Mione: Gosh I feel sorry for them.
Blondie: Oh look at the pretty Barbies!
Many tea parties later.
"I'm so sick of tea I could scream" Ron said. "Yeah.that was cruel and unusual punishment" Lavender replied. They were forced to attend 6 tea parties a day for 2 months.yuck."I'll never play truth or dare again" Ginny said. "Yeah" they all agreed. But soon enough they found themselves out on the quidditch pitch playing again. By the time they were out of Hogwarts, they never had another cup of tea.again.
Mione: Sniffle.it's all over. Blondie: Oh well, we'll write another fic soon. Mione: YAY! Happy, happy, happy! Blondie: Bye! We'll write you another CRAZY fic soon! Mione: Gosh I hope she doesn't talk about the white padded room again. Blondie: OH NO YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME THERE AGAIN! Mione: Bye everyone! Blondie: *voice sounds far off* You won't get me.never, never, never.BYE MY LITTLE DUCKIES! I'll miss you!
Dumbledore's Office: Chapter 2
By: HopelessBlonde & XoXMioneXoX
A/N: Were BACK! Thanks for the WONDERFUL Reviews! We love you *throws money to everyone who reviewed* Mione: Thanks bunches everyone! We loved your reviews! I'm touched *sniffle*
Blondie: Oh shut up and get on with the story.
The 6 students followed Dumbledore silently to his office.
Mione: Why were they so quiet Blondie?
Blondie: I don't know it might be because they saw Snape and Filth snogging. *Both shudder*
Dumbledore walked over to the dragons. "Flushable toilet." the dragon sprang to life and the wall opened.
Mione: Flushable toilet?
Auto Response from Blondie: NOOO YOU STUPID SISTER HOW COULD YOU LET THE TELETUBBIES TAKE ME AWAY HELP SYS!
Mione: *sighs* Guess that means "save your sister".
"I'm quite disappointed in you" Dumbledore said looking out the window. "However it was funny as hell" "Sir?" Hermione asked. "Yes?" "Are you feeling well?" "Yes of course, now who wants to have a tea party?" he asked. "No thanks sir", were the replies then they slowly got up and took off. "Stop right there!" Dumbledore yelled. "Sit down and have a tea party!" so there was Dumbledore, Hermione, Harry, Lavender, Ron, Ginny, Draco, and four evil looking Barbie dolls having tea.
Mione: Four evil looking Barbie dolls? You seriously did lose it.no wait, you never had it.
Blondie: Thanks for bailing me out of highland.my brain we on vacation AGAIN!
"Can we leave now?" Harry asked. "Yes you ungrateful little shits." Dumbledore muttered. They flew out of the room then McGonagall came out wearing a emerald French maid outfit, then Snape come out in a blue French maid suit.
Blondie: AHHHHH BRAIN COME BACK IM SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!
Mione: Oh gosh. Call the paramedics. Blondie: What's a paramedic? Mione: Never mind.
"Well, that was odd," said Hermione. "Tell me about it" Draco muttered. "Atleast we got out" Ginny said. "Yeah.if we had to have one more cup of tea with Barbie, Kelly, Stacy, and Skipper, I was going to hurl." Ron said disgustingly. "Yeah.I never thought Dumbledore could act so weird.I mean seriously, where can an old guy like him get a hold of Barbie Dolls?" Lavender said. "I dunno, I thought Skipper was sorta sexy" Draco said while grinning. That comment was rewarded with a smack on the head from Ginny.
Mione: Don't feel bad Ginny, I would've hit him too. Blondie: Mione, you touch my baby, and I'll put my foot up your ass. Mione: Fine, then stay away from Kevin.
"So." Draco said. "Who's up for another round of Truth or Dare?" "Oh god" Hermione said. "I'm all for it" Ron said. "I'm ready to have good ol' Lav here hex herself into something gruesome!" They all laughed. "Okay" Harry said. "We'll meet on the Quidditch Pitch tonight at 10:30" "Done" they all said.
Mione: This is gonna be.um, how should I put this.interesting. Blondie: *singing* Yall gonna make me lose my mind. Mione: Never mind.
They all gathered on the Quidditch pitch at 10:30. "Okay" Draco said. "I'll start". "Hermione, truth or dare?" "Truth" Hermione said. "Okay, do you think I'm sexy?" Draco said with a smile. Hermione blushed and said, "kinda" They all laughed, running around chanting 'Hermione likes Draco, Hermione likes Draco'. They soon came to a sudden halt when Draco levitated them up in the air, and wouldn't let them down till they apologized. "My turn! Harry, truth or dare?" Hermione said. "Dare", Harry said. "Okay.at the match tomorrow, you have to play naked." Hermione said, stifling her giggles. They all laughed. "This should be interesting" Ron said in between laughs. "Okay, Ginny, truth or dare?" Harry said. "Truth" Ginny said. "Okay, have you ever slept with anyone? If so, who?" Harry said.
Mione: I hope you know there is a curse on them. If they lie, we'll know, because they'll immediately start gaining weight. If they get caught lying, they have to do a dare.
Ginny blushed. "No." She immediately started gaining weight. Ron jumped up immediately and started yelling "WHO? WHO?" "Nothing Ron! Just shut up!" Ginny said. Draco blushed. "A-ha!" Harry said, "I know who it is!" "Ginny, you have to turn yourself into an ogre for 24 hours, and you have to do it, because you lied" "Fine" Ginny said.
Blondie: YOU SKANK! How dare you sleep with my man! Mione: Settle down!
"Now, back to the game" Ginny said. "Lavender, truth or dare?" "Dare." Lavender said confidently. "Okay, when we have CoMC, you have to go skinny- dipping in the lake" Ginny said. "Fine. Ron, truth or dare?" Lavender said. "Dare" he said hesitantly. "Okay, you have to get up in front of the entire great hall and say you slept with Snape last night." They all laughed. Ron looked disgusted but agreed. The night went on like this with more wacky challenges and questions, until finally the group went to bed. The next morning, the fun began again.
Mione: Oh no.here it comes. Blondie: Here what comes? Mione: Never mind.
Ron, Harry, Draco, Hermione, and Lavender walked into the great hall, for what seemed like was going to be a peaceful day. Soon enough, Ron jumped up on the table, confessing that he had slept with Snape. Snape fainted, and the whole hall was in shock. Then, Ginny walked in as an ogre with firey red hair.
Mione: I'd hate to see Ginny like that.she's so pretty Blondie: She deserves it.she slept with my man.
The whole hall panicked. Some ran around and ran into walls. Some just stood there in shock. Others fainted. Soon, it was time for the quidditch match. As the players soared out on the field, Harry came zooming out on his Firebolt, naked. Several teachers and students fainted. Some just stood in shock. Dumbledore called off the match and they were soon back in his office with the Barbie dolls again.
Mione: Gosh I feel sorry for them.
Blondie: Oh look at the pretty Barbies!
Many tea parties later.
"I'm so sick of tea I could scream" Ron said. "Yeah.that was cruel and unusual punishment" Lavender replied. They were forced to attend 6 tea parties a day for 2 months.yuck."I'll never play truth or dare again" Ginny said. "Yeah" they all agreed. But soon enough they found themselves out on the quidditch pitch playing again. By the time they were out of Hogwarts, they never had another cup of tea.again.
Mione: Sniffle.it's all over. Blondie: Oh well, we'll write another fic soon. Mione: YAY! Happy, happy, happy! Blondie: Bye! We'll write you another CRAZY fic soon! Mione: Gosh I hope she doesn't talk about the white padded room again. Blondie: OH NO YOU'RE NOT TAKING ME THERE AGAIN! Mione: Bye everyone! Blondie: *voice sounds far off* You won't get me.never, never, never.BYE MY LITTLE DUCKIES! I'll miss you!
