Vegeta/Rei fic Sorry about all the OOCness. x.x I own absolutely nothing.

~Dori the Witch

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17-year old Vegeta (now king) was hovering right above the ground, eyes shut. He wasn't meditating..just relaxing. He had gotten out of a meeting with an idiot Lunarian bitch a few hours ago and had been in this position ever since.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Vegeta heard a female voice screaming. Great...he held out his arms. Not even 2 seconds later, he felt the weight of someone landing in them. He opened his eyes to see the most beautiful girl he had ever seen..

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16-year old Rei sighed as Serena babbled on about how "wonderful" the meeting with the king of Vegeta-sei had gone. She wished she could just shove a big old sock in the bitch's mouth and be done with it.

"Rei? Rei did you hear me?" Serena asked.

"No, I didn't!" Rei shouted. "I'm tired of hearing you babble on like an idiot! Will you ever shut up? Just leave me alone, okay?! I hate hearing your stupid voice!" Rei shouted.

Tears started to well up in Serena's eyes.

"And don't start that crying crap! I won't fall for it!" With that said, Rei turned and left.

"Well, I never!" Serena exclaimed.

"Well you never what? Shut up?"

As soon as Rei was out of Serena's sight, she disappeared..but she didn't do that on purpose.

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"Who the Hell are you, onna?!" Vegeta shouted as he dropped the girl to the ground.

Rei stood up and dusted her pants off. "My name is Rei, thank you. Now if you could explain to me how I got here.."

Vegeta stood.

"I have no idea how you got here, bitch! I heard your shrill voice screaming and caught you!" Vegeta shouted. "You're not a Saiyan like me, so what are you? You don't have a tail. "

"That is none of your business, Mr. High ass!" Rei shouted. "Wait..did you say you were a Saiyan?"

"Yes, I am a Saiyan! I am the king of Saiyans!" Vegeta shouted in Rei's face.

"Well, excuse me. Anyway, next time all high-and-mighty Queen Serena comes for meeting, please just blast her to Hell and make the job easy for me." Rei stated.

"How the Hell did you know about that damn meeting with the Lunarian bitch?" Vegeta asked. It was supposed to be kept secret....

"If you must know, I arranged the damn meeting. I had to get her away from me. As soon as she came back she went on blabbing about it. She said you couldn't keep your hands off her or something. Poor, crazy guy." Rei said, smirking at the last part.

"WHAT?! THAT BITCH HAS A GOOD IMAGINATION! SHE WOULDN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!!! How did you arrange the meeting?! Didn't the queen of Mars arrange that?!" Vegeta shouted. Great..just great..now he was going to need to be alone for HOURS on end..

Rei glared at him. "Maybe I'll tell you who I am sometime. Anyway, I knew Serena no baka was lying, so don't have a cow. Uh..how far away is Vegeta- sei from Mars?"

Vegeta sweatdropped. (Now that I think of it.I don't think I've ever seen Vegeta sweatdrop on the show!) "How the Hell did you get here?!"

"I don't know." Rei muttered.

"How the Hell do you not know?! It's not like you know the instant transmission!" Vegeta shouted.

"Okay, maybe I don't know the instant transmission! So what?! Neither do you!" Rei shouted back. "And, for your info, I just finished telling Serena no baka off and then I just was in the air, falling!"

"Leave me alone now, onna." Vegeta stated.

Rei stuck her middle finger up at Vegeta and winked while saying, "Watch the birdie." (Lol, I personally love doing that.)

~*~ Elsewhere ~*~

Serena ran into Minako's room. Her dress looked burned and she was bleeding in various places. "Minako-chan!"

Minako looked up from her book and screamed. She threw the book, jumped out of the chair she was sitting in, and ran over to Serena. "Serena, Serena, what happened?!"

"It was.Rei. She attacked me!" Serena shouted while thinking, 'I've got her now.'

"Rei? No way! Did she really, queen?" Minako asked as she led Serena to her bed.

"Y-yes. She was demanding my kingdom and I said no." Serena said slowly.

Minako got Serena to her bed and made her lay down. She then looked at an orange "watch" on her wrist. She pressed a gold button and said into the watch, "Ami, Makoto, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Hotaru, my room now. Important." She then let go of the button.

~*~ 5 Minutes Later ~*~

Ami, Makoto, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, and Hotaru ran in together.

"What happened, Min---" Makoto was cut off in mid-word when she saw Serena half-unconscious. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"Who did this to my koneko?! I'll kill them!" Haruka shouted.

Hotaru sweatdropped.

"She...she said it was Rei." Minako said. Before they started asking her questions, she held up a hand to silence them. "She said Rei demanded she give her the kingdom.."

"If I ever get my hands on that double-crossing daughter of a bit---"

"HARUKA!"

~*~ Back to Vegeta and Rei ~*~

Vegeta had Rei pinned to the ground beneath him.

"If you ever flip me off again, I'll kill you." Vegeta said shortly.

Rei spit in his face. "I'll do whatever I please!"

Vegeta raised his hand up into the air, looking like he was going to smack her.

Rei shut her eyes and got ready for the impact....but it never came. She opened her eyes to see Vegeta smirking at her.

"Watch what you do, onna." With that said, Vegeta stood up and started walking back to the palace.

Rei jumped up and followed Vegeta. She didn't want to be left in the middle of no where..

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Well, how was that? Please excuse any spelling errors. Don't flame me for lack of description either. I'm not very good at that yet. I mean, this is my first fic. Please review.

~Dori the Witch