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OuTkAsT sAiYaN - I'll use your title suggestion (lol ^^;) until I can get a really, really, really good title. Not that yours isn't good, but I don't think my story is the greatest story ever. ^^; I love bashing Moon no baka. And Rei and Vegeta are the perfect couple!

Marsgoddess - ^^ Thank you. Haruka is almost ALWAYS bitchy. Well, Usagi is always bitchy in anything I write. Hotaru's such a sweet person. ^^ She understands almost everything. If Rei wasn't with the Saiyans, how could I get her away from Usagi no baka?

~Dori the Witch

~*~

Rei pushed the button on the wall. She really needed to talk to someone.

Rei jumped slightly as she heard ChiChi's voice from the ceiling. "Doctor ChiChi here, what is that you need?" Rei couldn't help but notice there was giggling in the background.

"Hey, ChiChi, its Rei. Do you think you can come in here? I'm so bored." Rei said.

"Well....I'm watching Gohan. But if it won't bother you, I'll bring him to." ChiChi's voice said.

"Who is Gohan?" Rei asked.

"My 2 year old son." ChiChi's voice said.

"Who's the lucky husband?" Rei asked.

"Kakarot." ChiChi's voice stated.

"Kakarot? Woah. Anyway, bring Gohan. He sounds like a cute little kid." Rei said.

"See you in a minute."

~*~

"Hey, Rei." ChiChi said as she walked in with a cute baby boy in her arms.

"Aww.....is that Gohan?" Rei asked.

"Yes." ChiChi said smiling.

"He's so cute." Rei stated as she got off the bed and ran over to ChiChi.

Gohan looked at Rei quizzically.

"Can I hold him, ChiChi?" Rei asked.

"Well....okay." ChiChi said, rather hesitantly. She gave Gohan to Rei who took him happily.

ChiChi expected Gohan to scream and cry...but he yawned then fell asleep in Rei's arms.

We don't really have to say it, but ChiChi was surprised. "How....how did you do that?"

"Do what?" Rei asked quietly.

"Gohan will never sleep in anyone's arms except his Dad's." ChiChi responded.

"I guess he likes me or something." Rei said.

"Guess so."

~*~

Vegeta is seen banging his head against a wall. "Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot. You're not supposed to give people advice. Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..... "

~*~

Rei handed Gohan to ChiChi. "You should go put him into bed."

ChiChi nodded. "Do you want me to come back?"

Rei shook her head 'no'.

ChiChi walked out with Gohan to put him to bed.

*Hey, Sets!* Rei shouted telepathically.

~*~

The scouts are going home in a space ship, sulking for they had not gotten Rei.

Hotaru was the only one happy, though she did not show it.

*Hey, Sets!*

Setsuna heard a voice in her head. Rei?

"Guys! Rei's talking to me telepathically!"

Hotaru smacked her forehead. Great.

*Why are you talking to me, traitor?* Setsuna asked.

*Traitor? You call me a traitor for yelling at Serena?* Rei asked.

*You hurt her, bitch!* Setsuna shouted. (Oh great, Setsuna OOCness. -.-)

*Bye, Sets-chan!* Rei said happily.

*Rei, wait!* The connection was already gone.

"Damn." Setsuna muttered.

~*~

"What does she mean I hurt Serena no baka? I didn't do anything!" Rei exclaimed.

~*~

Sorry for Setsuna and Vegeta OOCness. It's a bit short, too. Okay, it's really short. So sue me. Wait.....don't sue me. Anyway, review! No flames on shortness, OOCness, lack of description, any spelling/grammar errors, or the long time it took me to update. 2 or 3 days is a long time for me! I'll update faster, I promise!

~Dori the Witch