Disclaimer: Me still don't own nuttin'.
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Pippin ran over to where the dealership was and saw the nicest car he had ever seen. Even though it was the only car he'd ever seen, besides in books. It was a Corvette. Pippin ran into the dealership shouting "I WANT IT! I WANT IT!"
"You want what?" Merry asked in confusion.
"I want that car!" Pippin said excitedly, while pointing at the Corvette.
"O" Merry said enthusiastically.
Just then a salesman came running out. "You want to buy this car?" The salesman said convincing.
"Why, yes I do!" Pippin shrieked.
"Excuse us." Merry said to the salesman.
Merry and Pippin went over behind another car, which was a really shitty used car.
"Pippin what are you doing? We can't afford that damn car." Merry asked like he was giving Pippin a lecture. "We can only afford a Porsche."
"I know we can only afford a Porsche." Pippin sighed. "Hey! A Porsche is more expensive than a Corvette."
"So, I want a Porsche" Merry shouted.
"Well, I want a Corvette."
Merry and Pippin began to argue.
"Porsche"
"Corvette"
"Porsche"
"Corvette"
"Porsche"
"Corvette"
They argued for the next ten minutes until, the salesman couldn't take it anymore.
"You guys relax. You want a Porsche and you want a Corvette. Right?" The salesman asked.
"Yeah" Both of them said at the same time.
"Well I can sell you a car that's like a Porsche and like Corvette in one." The salesman said smoothly.
"How?" Both asked in confusion.
"I can sell you a BMW." The salesman snickered as if he had already made the sale.
"What's a BMW? It sounds like a type of sandwich." Pippin asked getting hungry by the conversation of food.
"I'm hungry." Pippin whispered into Merry's ear.
"Be quiet" Merry snapped.
The salesman began to talk about the car and what kind of features it had. Pippin wasn't listening he had wondered off and found a candy machine.
Pippin put a dollar in, but the damn machine wouldn't take his money. Pippin tried a few more times, but still it wouldn't take his money. Pippin began to shake the machine and pounding it and kicking it, but he still couldn't get his candy bar.
Merry looked around to see if he could find Pippin. He noticed Pippin swearing at the candy machine. "DAMN YOU, SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT! WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU TAKE MY GOD DAMN CHANGE!" Pippin was yelling at the candy machine.
"Pippin! What the hell are you doing?" Merry asked Pippin.
"Nothing" Pippin answered.
"So, is it a sale or is it not? The salesman asked.
"O right. It's a Deal!" Merry yelled, just ignoring Pippin's hunger.
The two hobbits jumped into the car Merry at the drivers' seat and Pippin upside down in the passengers seat.
"Pippin! Sit up right." Merry snapped.
Merry and Pippin drove down to the market, no problem at all.
When they got their apples, mushrooms and their ale they went back home.
When they got home Pippin said, "I'm going to go for a drive. K Merry? C Ya Later!"
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Please review. Next chapter: See how Pippin drives and see if he'll go to jail or get a ticket or just have a good ride that nothing happens at all.
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Pippin ran over to where the dealership was and saw the nicest car he had ever seen. Even though it was the only car he'd ever seen, besides in books. It was a Corvette. Pippin ran into the dealership shouting "I WANT IT! I WANT IT!"
"You want what?" Merry asked in confusion.
"I want that car!" Pippin said excitedly, while pointing at the Corvette.
"O" Merry said enthusiastically.
Just then a salesman came running out. "You want to buy this car?" The salesman said convincing.
"Why, yes I do!" Pippin shrieked.
"Excuse us." Merry said to the salesman.
Merry and Pippin went over behind another car, which was a really shitty used car.
"Pippin what are you doing? We can't afford that damn car." Merry asked like he was giving Pippin a lecture. "We can only afford a Porsche."
"I know we can only afford a Porsche." Pippin sighed. "Hey! A Porsche is more expensive than a Corvette."
"So, I want a Porsche" Merry shouted.
"Well, I want a Corvette."
Merry and Pippin began to argue.
"Porsche"
"Corvette"
"Porsche"
"Corvette"
"Porsche"
"Corvette"
They argued for the next ten minutes until, the salesman couldn't take it anymore.
"You guys relax. You want a Porsche and you want a Corvette. Right?" The salesman asked.
"Yeah" Both of them said at the same time.
"Well I can sell you a car that's like a Porsche and like Corvette in one." The salesman said smoothly.
"How?" Both asked in confusion.
"I can sell you a BMW." The salesman snickered as if he had already made the sale.
"What's a BMW? It sounds like a type of sandwich." Pippin asked getting hungry by the conversation of food.
"I'm hungry." Pippin whispered into Merry's ear.
"Be quiet" Merry snapped.
The salesman began to talk about the car and what kind of features it had. Pippin wasn't listening he had wondered off and found a candy machine.
Pippin put a dollar in, but the damn machine wouldn't take his money. Pippin tried a few more times, but still it wouldn't take his money. Pippin began to shake the machine and pounding it and kicking it, but he still couldn't get his candy bar.
Merry looked around to see if he could find Pippin. He noticed Pippin swearing at the candy machine. "DAMN YOU, SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT! WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU TAKE MY GOD DAMN CHANGE!" Pippin was yelling at the candy machine.
"Pippin! What the hell are you doing?" Merry asked Pippin.
"Nothing" Pippin answered.
"So, is it a sale or is it not? The salesman asked.
"O right. It's a Deal!" Merry yelled, just ignoring Pippin's hunger.
The two hobbits jumped into the car Merry at the drivers' seat and Pippin upside down in the passengers seat.
"Pippin! Sit up right." Merry snapped.
Merry and Pippin drove down to the market, no problem at all.
When they got their apples, mushrooms and their ale they went back home.
When they got home Pippin said, "I'm going to go for a drive. K Merry? C Ya Later!"
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Please review. Next chapter: See how Pippin drives and see if he'll go to jail or get a ticket or just have a good ride that nothing happens at all.
