Disclaimer: Me still own nuttin'. Well I own the car and I also own officer
Jerry and Officer Jake. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. Mine! They're mine I tell you!
They're mine!
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Pippin jumped in the car and started up the engine. I wonder how Merry made back to the house if he can't see over the wheel, Pippin thought to himself. O, well if Merry can do it than so can I.
Pippin backed up and hit the house. (Merry didn't hear because he was watching the football game on the Superstation and he had the surround sound on. Now where the hell did he get the home entertainment center? O well.) Pippin hadn't even left the driveway and he had already run into something. Pippin put it the car in reverse and backed out of the driveway. Pippin wasn't watching where he was going and he almost ran into some other hobbits.
"Sorry about that" Pippin called to them. "First time driving."
Pippin started down the road. He heard honking, but he didn't know why there was that honking noises. The other few vehicles were honking at him. Pippin then realized that he was on the wrong side of the road. Pippin swarmed to the other side where he went into the ditch.
"Oooh! That was close!" Pippin said as he went into the ditch. "Shit"
Pippin reversed the car back onto the road. BANG! He ran into another vehicle.
"Just my luck" Pippin sighed.
He raced down the road trying to get away from the other vehicle, which he ran into. Next thing he knew the other car was gone and then there were sirens going off. Now he was being chased by a police officer.
"Oh great! Now what?" Pippin said to himself.
Pippin to pulled over. The police officer got out of his car and walked up to Pippin's BMW.
"Nice car" Officer Jerry told him.
"I know." Pippin answered.
"May I see your license?" The officer asked him.
"Yeah sure." Pippin told him while grabbing his license out of his pocket. (Now where the hell did he get a license?)
"Okay, you can go"
Pippin drove off. I think I'll go to Frodo's and show him my and Merry's car. Pippin went to Frodo's house. No problem at all except for hitting two hobbits, Gandalf, knocking two apple stands down, hitting a mushroom stand where all the mushrooms came into his car, running into four trees and not to mention instead of driving up the driveway at Frodo's house he drove right up the lawn and right into the house.
"HI! FRODO!" Pippin said cheerfully and hopping out of the car and plopping into a chair and starts to eat mushrooms.
"Hi Pippin!" Frodo said sounding terrified.
"Why did you come here and why did run right through the house instead of using the driveway?" Frodo asked as he began to shout.
"I don't know why I didn't use the driveway, but I came here to show you my and Merry's new car. SEEEE!" Pippin said proudly.
"Well I better am going now." Pippin said jumping into the car and backing up.
Frodo waved in amazement that Pippin wasn't dead yet or in jail.
Pippin began to speed again, but this time instead of running into someone else's vehicle he ran into a police officer's car.
"Uh O!" Pippin said to himself.
The police officer got out of his vehicle and walked over to Pippin.
"Okay pal, you're coming with me." Officer Jake said sternly.
Pippin was handcuffed and was put into the back of the police car. He was carried off to jail. Pippin watched through the back window staring at the car and said, "Goodbye my precious."
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Next chapter: What does Pippin do in jail and see if he gets out. Please review.
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Pippin jumped in the car and started up the engine. I wonder how Merry made back to the house if he can't see over the wheel, Pippin thought to himself. O, well if Merry can do it than so can I.
Pippin backed up and hit the house. (Merry didn't hear because he was watching the football game on the Superstation and he had the surround sound on. Now where the hell did he get the home entertainment center? O well.) Pippin hadn't even left the driveway and he had already run into something. Pippin put it the car in reverse and backed out of the driveway. Pippin wasn't watching where he was going and he almost ran into some other hobbits.
"Sorry about that" Pippin called to them. "First time driving."
Pippin started down the road. He heard honking, but he didn't know why there was that honking noises. The other few vehicles were honking at him. Pippin then realized that he was on the wrong side of the road. Pippin swarmed to the other side where he went into the ditch.
"Oooh! That was close!" Pippin said as he went into the ditch. "Shit"
Pippin reversed the car back onto the road. BANG! He ran into another vehicle.
"Just my luck" Pippin sighed.
He raced down the road trying to get away from the other vehicle, which he ran into. Next thing he knew the other car was gone and then there were sirens going off. Now he was being chased by a police officer.
"Oh great! Now what?" Pippin said to himself.
Pippin to pulled over. The police officer got out of his car and walked up to Pippin's BMW.
"Nice car" Officer Jerry told him.
"I know." Pippin answered.
"May I see your license?" The officer asked him.
"Yeah sure." Pippin told him while grabbing his license out of his pocket. (Now where the hell did he get a license?)
"Okay, you can go"
Pippin drove off. I think I'll go to Frodo's and show him my and Merry's car. Pippin went to Frodo's house. No problem at all except for hitting two hobbits, Gandalf, knocking two apple stands down, hitting a mushroom stand where all the mushrooms came into his car, running into four trees and not to mention instead of driving up the driveway at Frodo's house he drove right up the lawn and right into the house.
"HI! FRODO!" Pippin said cheerfully and hopping out of the car and plopping into a chair and starts to eat mushrooms.
"Hi Pippin!" Frodo said sounding terrified.
"Why did you come here and why did run right through the house instead of using the driveway?" Frodo asked as he began to shout.
"I don't know why I didn't use the driveway, but I came here to show you my and Merry's new car. SEEEE!" Pippin said proudly.
"Well I better am going now." Pippin said jumping into the car and backing up.
Frodo waved in amazement that Pippin wasn't dead yet or in jail.
Pippin began to speed again, but this time instead of running into someone else's vehicle he ran into a police officer's car.
"Uh O!" Pippin said to himself.
The police officer got out of his vehicle and walked over to Pippin.
"Okay pal, you're coming with me." Officer Jake said sternly.
Pippin was handcuffed and was put into the back of the police car. He was carried off to jail. Pippin watched through the back window staring at the car and said, "Goodbye my precious."
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Next chapter: What does Pippin do in jail and see if he gets out. Please review.
