Disclaimer: Me still own nuttin' except for the car, the officers and Big
Guy. *Took friend's pretzels* Friend is Fool-of-a-Took.
Go Pippin.
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When they arrived at the police station Pippin tried to escape, but he tripped, they had cuffed his feet together. After they took the cuffs off his feet he tried to escape again, but this time two police officers were carrying him by his arms and he couldn't touch the ground.
"Let me go! Let me go! I didn't do anything! If I did I promise I won't do it again!" Pippin was shouting. "Let me down! Let me down!"
Pippin was put into cell #24. His cellmate (A/N Don't know what they're called) was Big Guy.
"What the hell you in for?" Big Guy asked.
"Nothing much, just for hittin' a couple of hobbits with my BMW, which I think is a type of sandwich, I have a cousin named Merry, I don't know what his real name is, nobody calls him by his real name, he's really cool, o and my other cousin Frodo destroyed the one ring, you know the one Sauron wanted, and Frodo's friend Sam, I think he's gay. O yeah, does yous like mushrooms? And Merry gives me razberries (A/N the kind on the tummy not the red things) o and Merry says I'm an idiot, he just says that because I am one, but he really does like me, o and he lives with me in a mushroom house, o and he has been calling me an idiot even more ever since he saw my mailbox,...." Pippin was saying to Big Guy really fast and kept on talking about his life for the next 2 hours.
"Okay, you didn't need to tell me your whole damn life story." Big Guy said sarcastically.
"Well I didn't, there's so much more to my life. You wanna hear it?" Pippin asked.
"NO!" Big Guy screamed as if to ask him to stop.
"How rude!" Pippin pouted and walked off into the corner.
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Please review. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, with a mushroom on top. Next chapter: Will Pippin get out of jail?
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When they arrived at the police station Pippin tried to escape, but he tripped, they had cuffed his feet together. After they took the cuffs off his feet he tried to escape again, but this time two police officers were carrying him by his arms and he couldn't touch the ground.
"Let me go! Let me go! I didn't do anything! If I did I promise I won't do it again!" Pippin was shouting. "Let me down! Let me down!"
Pippin was put into cell #24. His cellmate (A/N Don't know what they're called) was Big Guy.
"What the hell you in for?" Big Guy asked.
"Nothing much, just for hittin' a couple of hobbits with my BMW, which I think is a type of sandwich, I have a cousin named Merry, I don't know what his real name is, nobody calls him by his real name, he's really cool, o and my other cousin Frodo destroyed the one ring, you know the one Sauron wanted, and Frodo's friend Sam, I think he's gay. O yeah, does yous like mushrooms? And Merry gives me razberries (A/N the kind on the tummy not the red things) o and Merry says I'm an idiot, he just says that because I am one, but he really does like me, o and he lives with me in a mushroom house, o and he has been calling me an idiot even more ever since he saw my mailbox,...." Pippin was saying to Big Guy really fast and kept on talking about his life for the next 2 hours.
"Okay, you didn't need to tell me your whole damn life story." Big Guy said sarcastically.
"Well I didn't, there's so much more to my life. You wanna hear it?" Pippin asked.
"NO!" Big Guy screamed as if to ask him to stop.
"How rude!" Pippin pouted and walked off into the corner.
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Please review. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, with a mushroom on top. Next chapter: Will Pippin get out of jail?
