Disclaimer: Me. Still. Own. Nuttin'. So, don't worry about it.

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As Pippin walked off to the corner, he tripped over his feet again.

"Shit! That hurt." Pippin mumbled as he got back up on his feet.

Pippin then noticed the bunk beds and raced over to them. He tried to get onto the top bunk he wasn't tall. He jumped and jumped and still couldn't.

"UMM! Big Guy. Can you give me a boost?" Pippin asked, while giving a puppy dogface. "Please."

"No" Big Guy answered.

Pippin started to sing a song he made up which went to the tune of The Muffin Man:

Do you know the mushroom man? The mushroom man? The mushroom man? Do you know the mushroom man that gave me mushrooms today!

Big Guy began to get annoyed after Pippin had sung his song for a while.

"Will you shut up!?" Big Guy asked, very annoyed.

"Fine" Pippin said like a snob. "I only sang my song 57 times."

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Pippin walked off to the corner, where he sat down. It was now about 11:00 pm and everybody was a sleep (even the guard was). Pippin was sitting in his corner mumbling something.

"Can't sleep! Need Merry! Can't sleep! Need Merry! Can't Sleep! Need Mer. HEY WAIT A DAMN MINUTE I HAVEN'T GOT MY ONE GOD DAMN PHONE CALL YET! I WANT MY PHONE CALL!" Pippin was whispering and then began to yell.

The guard woke up and let Pippin have his one phone call. Pippin called Merry.

"Hello" Merry mumbled.

"HIA! Merry!" Pippin said cheerfully. "Guess where I am.

"Where?" Merry was still mumbling.

"I'm in jail!" Pippin said proudly.

"You're where? How'd you get there? Why are you there? Merry began to ask all of these questions.

"I'll come and bail you out tomorrow. Okay?" Merry said, wide-awake now.

"Okey dokey" Pippin replied.

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I know it's a bit short, but I promise that the next chapter will be longer. Maybe. I don't know. Please review. Please! Pretty please with a mushroom on top. Next chapter: Pippin gets out! But how does he get out?