In this fic there's a cat demon named Neko, she's Inuyasha's cousin and she's really hyper and annoying, ok? ok .... ^_^ ....
Kagome: I sense a shikon jewel shard

Inuyasha: Where is it coming from?

Kagome: It's coming from the river overthere

Inuyasha: *runs over to the river* Comeout you stupid demon!

Neko: *hanging out of a tree* Hiya cuz!

Inuyasha: Cuz? what are you talkin' about?

Neko: It's me Neko Yasha...you know your cousin! .....^_^..

Inyasha: ????????????? Huh ?

Neko: Your dad's brother's daughter

Inyasha: ???????? My dad's brother.... AAAAA it's you the hyper feline demon? You turned me into...a Togepi for a week !!!!!!

Neko: Ha, that was funny, you were walking around saying "Toge Toge Toge PRRreee"!

Inuyasha : I didn't find that funny at all!!!!!!

Neko: I thought it was!

Inuyasha : Yeah...well...hand over the shard!

Neko : what shard??

Inyasha : The shard you have!!

Neko: I don't have a shard

Inuyasha: Yes you do!!!

Neko : No!!!

Inyasha : Yes!!!

Neko : No!!!

Inuyasha : Yes!!!

Neko: No!!!

Inuyasha : Yes!!!

Neko: yes!!!

Inuyasha : No!!!

Neko: Your right I don't have a shard!!!

Inuyasha : What AAAA...am I going insane? No wonder I hate you so much!

Neko : You don't really mean that .... ;.; ...

Inuyasha : Yes I do...you're a pain in the @$%!!!!

Neko : ........

Koga : Stop cousin, and get the shard Puppy!

Inuyasha : What did you just call me you flee bag???!!!

Koga : Puppy...Puppy...PUPPY DOG !!!

Inuyasha: THAT'S IT!!! *pulls the Tetsiga out* YOU'RE DEAD WOLF DEMON!!!

Koga : I'm dead?? You were the one dead for 50 years!!! By the arrow that girl shot

Kagome + Sango : What??? *stepped on his foot*

Kogu : AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Kagome : You deserve it!

Inyasha : Ok...now you're REALLY going to get it!

Kagome : Inuyasha this isn't the time to fight Kogu!

Koga : I love how she says my name Kogu...Kogu...Kogu!!!

Kagome : Umm...Ok??? Get the shard!

Inuyasha : The shard? Oh yeah! Ok...Neko give me the .... whered she go???

Neko: *floating above Inuyasha's head*

Inuyasha : *looks up*

Neko : Aren't you gonna introduce me to your friends?

Inuyasha : No...I'm gonna take the shard you have!

Neko: Oh...this?? I thought it was pretty, so I picked it up

Inuyasha : What? Pretty?

Neko : Did you know there are blue baboons running around?

Inuyasha : Blue baboons? Where? When did you see a blue baboon?

Neko : See what?

Inuyasha : The blue baboons!

Neko : OH...the blue baboons...Why didn't you say so?

Inuyasha : I did !!!!!!

Neko : About 15 days ago

Inuyasha : 15 days and you're telling me now?

Neko : Well, I thought you'd like to know that we have blue baboons running around

Inuyasha : Do you have a brain at all??

Neko : No!

Everybody : .......................................................*silently looking at each other*

Neko : And now I'm gonna turn you into a Kaku

Inuyasha : You what?

Neko : A Kaku *poof*

Inuyasha : What the @$%~ did you do to me *bok*

Koga : Ha he's a chicken... a cousin chicken!

Neko : Wrong...he's a Kaku!

Koga : Yeah right, that's what I said...chicken!

Neko : Kaku

Koga : Right...chicken

Neko : That's it, how dare you insult the Kaku's by calling them chickens? You will pay...attack my evil army of Kakus...attack *a herd of Kakus go after Kogu*

Koga : Please, you and a bunch of "Kakus" are gonna hurt me???

Neko : Well when they're evil Kakus from the dead seeking their revenge on Link they will!

Koga : who's Link ?????

Neko : ATTACK my evil Kokus!! ATTACK!! ahhhhh ahhhhh

Koga : Ok come on you stupid Kokus *turns into the tornado and sucks up Kokus, flinging them every where*

Neko : No one flings my Kokus, I'll make you pay by turning you into a talking Kero doll that only says three things ahhhahhhh * poof *

Koga : I'm Keroberos the Gardian Beast!

Neko : AhhhAhhh!!

Koga : We're going to capture some cards!

Miroku : She's cute, but I think I'll pass

Koga: I sense a Clow card

Inuyasha : * swinging the Tetsiga around * You are insane! You must be stopped!! *BOK*

Neko : Why are you swinging that sword around, Kaku Boy?, you could poke someones eye out!!

Inuyasha : That's what I'm tryin to do! *BOK*

Neko : oh!

Inuyasha : Turn me back you stupid feline!

Neko : How 'bout...NO!

Inuyasha : I'll cut that tail off!

Neko : Nice try, but Kokus can't fly!

Inuyasha : That's what you think!! *almost cuts her tail off*

Neko : You are no fun! You never were *poof turns Inuyasha back* There! But I'm not gonna change your friend back!

Inuyasha :That's ok leave him like that

Shippo : This is really getting wierd!

* and then, out of no where Shishomeru appears *

Sesshomaru : Inuyasha hand over the Tetsiga * poof Shishomeru turns into a carrot *

Inuyasha : ......... HA! You got turned into a carrot * poof Inuyasha turns into a cabbage *

Koga : We've gotta capture some cards

Miroku : I think I'll leave now * poof miroku turns into a raddish *

Kagome : Ok what the heck is going on! * poof turns into a potato*

Sango : ummmmm * poof turns into a cucumber *

Shipo: No stay away AAAAAHHHHH * poof turns into a mushroom *

Neko: BWAAAAAHHHHHH now no one will stand in the way of my evil Kakus ah ha ha I will take over the world ahhhhahhh!!!!

..............To Be Continued......Maybe.....?????????

Tell me what you think honestly, ok?? And if I should continue ...... ^_^ ....