-cha cha cha, Pimento Beans, cha cha cha, beans of Pimento!! Yeah!!! I took a break from my dance to update!! For all of you who are strict in rules, don't report me for not having a disclaimer!! Please? Especially because I just updated my first chapter to put it in, even though the update hasn't gone through yet (at least, it hasn't at the time I typed this.). Back to reading chapter two!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic and all those assorted others. See? I remembered this time!!!
Tails does the crime--but must he do the Time?
Chapter Ni (Japanese for #2)- Gone Through the Wind
"No…I can't be seeing this…" Tails said to himself, stunned. Apparently, the old man somehow just came out of the water and smoothly glided across the sand, past Tails, just now. Without moving his feet, the old man continued sliding on, up to the sidewalk.
"Okay, so my imagination is on the fritz. I'll just pick him up and throw him again!! That's all…heheh…heheh…" Tails added to his one-sided conversation, sounding as if this could send him to the mental institution.
Tails hopped up to the sidewalk, grabbed the old man again, and chucked him into the water-again. And, speaking of things that happen again, the old man slid back to the sidewalk with incredible ease. Tails tried a few times more, with only the same results.
"Okay, this is creepy. REEEEAAAAAAALLLLY creepy!!!!" Tails called out. The old guy turned his head three hundred sixty degrees (Yes, this is the part where you cue the horror music) and stopped his head the second time around to look at Tails. He gave him a grin of pure evil, saying,
"MWAHAHA!! TAILS!!! I WILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU!!! MWAHAHA-*hack, cough* Oops, forgot to take my pills."
The old person took a moment to take his pills before returning to his laughter of evil.
"Um, where was I? Oh yeah- MWAHAHA!! HAHAHAHA!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
While the old man stood there, cackling evilly, Tails stood there, screaming, like an idiot. This happy little scene continued on for a few moments, before Tails finally snapped to his senses,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--Wait a minute--why am I just standing here? Shouldn't I be running away?" With that, Tails ran away. The old man was still laughing.
For some reason, Tails was under the impression that the old man was chasing him
"I don't want to live a life in jail!! That's even worse than no life!!! Hey, that's a great idea!! I'll just go and commit suicide!!" Tails ran over to a place with metal shutters, located near Twinkle Park. In a huff, he dropped his keys to the place. Wait a minute-a hole's burnt into the shutters, he doesn't need keys…Okay, so his car wouldn't start…*sigh*, He has no car. This fic. goes against the Rules of a Good Horror Story.
"Think you can catch up with me, Tails? Well, you're wrong!!" Eggman yelled.
"I must get to that missile before you do!! I must commit suicide!!!" Tails called out, noble as if he had that good old samurai pride.
Eggman's hover-craft-thingy wouldn't start. Ah. So that's where the car-can't-start scene ran away to.
Anyways, Tails sped up in front of Eggman, and as he sped by, Eggman's hover-craft-thingy finally was able to start up.
"Tails, wait for me!!!" he begged.
"Suicide!! Suicide!! Suicide!!" Tails cheered himself on.
***Sometime not too long after this moment***
Tails reached the missile while Eggman was still in pursuit somewhere halfway through the level behind Tails.
"Okay!!! Death, here I come!!" Tails happily cried out.
The missile went KRAK KRAK KRAK.
"Yes!! Yes!!!"
Fffffsssssssssss…
"Nooooooooooo!!!!!! It was a dud, after all!!"
Tails cried for a few moments before standing up tall. He started kicking the missile.
"Damn you!!! Damn you!!! Ddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tails stopped his kicking and sat down. He gave a big, deep sigh.
"I guess what I'm really supposed to do is consult my friends…for help…" he sighed again.
"I'll…just go…and ask…--Eggman!?"
"Wahaha!! I beat you Tails!! I am the Eggman!!! That's what I am!!! I am the Eggman!!! I've got the master plan!!! Hmm, that sounds like a good theme song for some sort of sequel. Oh well. I still beat you!!"
"No, actually, I came first."
"Arrrggghhhh…it's those damn mind games of yours!!! Don't you confuse ME with logic, little buddy!! I'm not falling for that!!!"
Tails watched as Eggman took out a hammer.
"Now…to blow stuff up with this missile!!!" he said, determined.
Eggman approached the missile and hit it with a hammer. Nothing happened. Except for the fact that one of the missile's parts fell off, and onto Eggamn's foot.
"Ouch!! Ouch!! I've got a booboo!! Ouch!!!" Eggman cried in pain, holding his injured foot in both hands, while hopping around for balance on the other.
Tails sighed and flew away.
"Where would I find Sonic? I do need his help…" Tails thought about this for a while, before concluding,
"I know!!! Windy Valley!!!"
And so, Tails took the train all the way to the Mystic Ruins, and approached a large column of wind.
"Okay…here goes nothing!!"
Tails jumped into the column and got himself blown up and into Windy Valley. Tails spotted Sonic.
"Ah, there he is!! I was right!!"
"Hey, Tails!! I've been waiting for you here!!"
"Um…how long, exactly?"
"… … … … … … …I don't know. I just…don't know… … …"
"Hmm…I see…well can you h--"
"C'mon, Tails!!" Sonic began running towards the metal path.
"What, now he wants me to chase him?" Tails sighed, "I've gone through the wind-and for what? Well, so long as I get to talk with Sonic…if I beat him…" Tails sighed again, before trotting off.
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END CHAPTER NI
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Well, how'd ya' like it? This chapter was long, compared to Ch. 1. Oh well. Sorry I couldn't get it any sooner, but… …well, I was rather busy for a bit of a while. But, the second chapter's here now!! And, there's more zaniness to come!!!! Ookwee!!!
