I have something special to say!!! I'm writing this chapter the day of the Academy Awards!!!! Yay!!!! I hope 'Spirited Away' wins the Best Animated Film award!!!!!! I have another special thing to say!!!! To all my faithful readers: THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER OF THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy are you not, no? Wait a minute…that made no sense…oh well!!!!!!!!! Just read some last chaptery goodness, OK?
Disclaimer: What do I own? Well, lessee…paper, sketchbook, copies of some Pokemon games…what do I not own? A hospital, Martha Stewart (phew!), and Sonic and his friends. There. I said it.
Tails does the crime--but must he do the Time?
Chapter 4 (Oooo, so numerical): Will the Old Man Forgive? Or just plain Forget?
"Maybe I can just apologize…as if that really can just be so easily forgiven, but may as well try…" Tails said to himself. He walked over to the sidewalk near the beach, hoping to see the old man still there, laughing evilly.
Tails saw his life being crushed as he noticed no old person there, no sound of evil laughing.
"Augh!!!! What'll I do, what'll I do!?!?!?!!?" Tails yelled to himself, holding his head and zooming around Station Square. All that zooming couldn't make Tails loose one ounce of energy, he was just way too worried.
Ah, but Tails is just such a silly stupid head, not watching where he was going. He tripped on a rock, and fell down with a bit of a skid to it.
Tails looked up. He fell in front of the Burger Place. When he got up, he noticed the old man standing near the entrance, just like he was when Tails first saw him.
The old dude turned his head around and spotted Tails. He grinned.
"Hey person...want a cookie?" he asked, offering Tails a doughnut.
"Why's this seem so familiar? Hmm..." Tails thought.
********FLASHBACK MODE***********
"Well…see…I tried throwing an old guy into the water, but he just kept coming back!! There was no drowning this guy!!" Tails explained.
"You shouldn't throw old men into the water." Sonic said.
"I know…but still…"
"Maybe he's some kind of evil undrownable monster, come to take over the earth!! And he uses the burger place as his evil secret HQ. He offers doughnuts to people and says 'hey person, want a cookie?'"
"Um…right…Sonic, you okay?"
"BEWARE THE EVIL COOKIE-DOUGHNUT-THING OF DOOM!!!! DEFEAT IT BEFORE IT DEFEATS YOU!!!!!"
"I'll go ask Knuckles…"
"BEWARE!!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!"
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"S-Sonic was right!?" Tails thought, absolutely stunned. The old man held his doughnut closer to Tails.
"Smell it!! Doesn't this cookie smell good??" the old man was trying to persuade Tails.
"Um…sir, that's a doughnut you're holding. Not a cookie." Tails corrected.
Sonic's "BEWARE THE EVIL COOKIE-DOUGHNUT-THING OF DOOM!!!! DEFEAT IT BEFORE IT DEFEATS YOU!!!!!" started echoing through Tails's head. He immediately grabbed the doughnut, threw it to the ground, and started stomping on it.
"DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.
"Hey!! What's going on here?" a Burger Place employee asked, stepping outside.
"Ah!!! Billy!!! I was wondering when you'd get back here!!!" the employee added.
"Huh?" questioned Tails. The employee turned his head to face Tails.
"Billy is this old man. The people of the Burger Place constructed him He offers doughnut-cookie-things of doom to passerby, hoping they'll eat it. If they do, then they're hypnotized to work for the Burger Place and no other place. Cool, huh? Just don't tell anyone else of it."
"E-hahaha, don't worry, I won't tell anybody."
"Good, 'cuz then I'd have to kill you."
"Hahahahahahahaha..."
"Hohohohohohohoho…"
"Hahaha…"
"Hohoho…"
"Ha."
"Ho."
"Please don't call me that."
"Sorry."
AND SO, WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING WAS…
The Burger Place was very successful, thanks to Billy.
After Tails bragged to Sonic that Billy was a robot the Burger Place created and NOT a monster like Sonic had predicted, Tails worked under law enforcement.
Amy's "birdie" soon became road kill. Amy was deeply saddened. Amy was replaced by Rouge in the sequel and she became unplayable, which saddened Amy even more. Poo. Now she can't destroy Tails's virginity…or Sonic's…or Knuckles's.
Speaking of Knuckles, he was found with crack. But the police were scared of him, so they didn't do anything.
Sonic was going to defeat Chaos's perfect form as Super Sonic (that reminded me of DBZ…SSJ vs. Perfect Cell…), but Tails got to Chaos before him. He gave Chaos a ticket for not refreshing his parking meter. Chaos was finally being loved, so he disappeared and became peaceful again.
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END CHAPTER 4
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Whee!! If you got to this part, it must mean you survived!!! Yay!!!!!!!!11111111111
What's next? Sick and Twisted Hamtaro, hopefully.
See ya'!!! Now, to play Pokemon Sapphire…woot woot…^______________^
