Warning: Minor cussing, and for some reason only known to god I have an obsession with the slash version of every thing (a few of the characters are gay)

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this but myself…and shadow for now, lol
Lynn: well I've decided, I'm going to give this one more chance

YamiDarkness: Give what one more chance?

Lynn: if you would wait I would say! Now go back and wait to be introduced!

YamiDarkness: sheeesh *walks away*

Lynn: Thank you…ok like I was saying…I am going to be holding a competition between a few of my favorite things. A panel of three judges will decide who wins the grand prize *a box two stories high appears behind her* The judges are…*drum roll* YamiDarkness the Yugioh expert…Shadow the fighting king…and last but not least me ^_^

*They walk out and take a seat next to her*

YamiDarkness: And why exactly are you here, you don't have that much skills?

Shadow: *pulls out a broad sword* was that a threat?

Lynn: Shadow calm down we don't fight, the contestants do

Shadow: That sucks *puts the sword away*

YamiDarkness: Hurry up and name the contestants before I decided for you, like last time

Lynn: hehehe…ok we will choose three characters from Yugioh, Final Fantasy X, Harry Potter, and Zelda. We will each choose one and then spin this wheel *a time wizard with things written all over the face floats just over their heads* …that wasn't supposed to happen…but I can fix it later, we will spin it to find the activity per say that our contestants will participate in

YamiDarkness: Zzzzzz

Lynn: is she asleep?

Shadow: I think so…

Lynn: *evil smiles* LOOK Yami Yugi!

YamiDarkness: *jumps up and looks around* WHERE…WHERE!?!?!?! *glares at Lynn* damn you, I was just dreaming about him and you had to interrupt me

Shadow: I don't think people want to read about you sleeping

YamiDarkness: I don't think people would want to read about you at all *sticks out her tongue*

Shadow: Chant chant chant…

Lynn: NO, children stop it now!

YamiDarkness: He started it

Shadow: No I didn't

YamiDarkness: Yah'huh

Shadow: damn it I didn't

Lynn: please stop it *pulls out an over sized metal mallet* you don't want me to use this do you?

YamiDarkness: Hey I've been trying to find that, give it back!

Lynn: *gets all big* Just pick a damn character and we can move on!!!!

YamiDarkness: Don't kill me…

Shadow: Kitten calm down

Lynn: *hugs shadow* I would never hurt you ^_^ *looks to YamiDarkness* choose then I will

YamiDarkness: alright I will…lets see *big smiles* of course the best in Yugioh: Yami Yugi, and in Final fantasy I only know about Tidus cause Lynn wont shut up about how cute he is

*Shadow looks suspiciously at Lynn*

Lynn: hehehe ^_^""

YamiDarkness: from Harry Potter I think Harry Potter *dreamy eyes* and my Link from Zelda

Lynn: thank you, my choices are Marik, Lord Seymour, Draco Malfoy, and Sheik…he's so hot

Shadow: Isn't Sheik really princess Zelda?

Lynn: That's what they think, just ask Link

YamiDarkness: what is that supposed to mean?

Lynn: wouldn't you like to know *snickers*

Shadow: Hey can I choose now?

Lynn: yeah, you don't need to ask you're a judge, the only thing stronger than you here is me

YamiDarkness: Hey what about me?

Lynn: *ignores her* you can pick any of the characters left

Shadow: Bakura, Rikku, Tom Riddle and Princess

Lynn: *cuts him off* oh god not Zelda, that's so old

YamiDarkness: and you think your choices aren't

Shadow: no not Zelda…Ruto

YamiDarkness: …who???

Lynn: oh I had forgotten about her…and Yami just stair at Yami Yugi

*The contestants walk in the stadium*

Shadow: hey when did we get here?

YamiDarkness: *drools* Yami Yugi…

Bakura: how did I get here, what's my Yami been up to now?

Yami Yugi: *looks at YamiDarkness* I don't know but this is a very strange place

Marik: *hides in the shadows planning to take Yugi's and Bakura's millennium items among other things*

Harry: What the bloody hell *looks at link and Ruto* an elf? I didn't know they left the forest, and what is that thing

Draco: You should pay closer attention in care for magical creatures, its obviously a mutated mermaid

Harry: like you ever pay attention in any class Malfoy

Ruto: Link I'm the only other Hyrulian here, that's a girl worthy of you, so will you marry me now?

Link: *moves into Sheiks arms*

Tidus: *is looking around stupidly and talking to Rikku then sees Seymour* Shit…run for your lives he's back again!!!! *Runs around in circles*

Seymour: *does signature laugh*

Tom: what's wrong with that bloke

Lynn: *gets a microphone* every one please calm down *points to Tidus who freezes in his place* Thank you if you will please group together with the people from your worlds, we are going to have a bit of a competition

Rikku: uhuh I'm not going by him *points to Seymour* no way, you cant make me

Shadow: *whispers to Rikku* I would listen to her she still has the metal mallet

Rikku: metal mallet? *backs away slowly*

Lynn: *goes through and explains the all the rules*

Bakura: How interesting, we're here purely for your entertainment

YamiDarkness: Well Yami Yugi could be for more *winks at him* but yep ^_^

Rikku: I feel so violated…

Shadow: its just for a few hours, I'm sure spending so much time with the Al Bhed is worse

Rikku: Al Bhed yna kuut baubma, dra uhmo uhac dryd tuhd mega ic yna dra pameajanc uv Yevon *turns her back and walks to Tidus*

Every one but Lynn, Shadow, and Seymour: huh????

YamiDarkness: *pulls out a laptop and types it in* oh really, why wouldn't they like you?

Lynn: just go back to undressing Yami Yugi with your eyes, *turns to Rikku* bmayca tuhd ica Al Bhed ed ec nydran luhvicehk yht e tuid drana yna syho baubma fru lyh nayt ed

Rikku: ymnekrd

Lynn: thank you

Link: Would some one please explain what's going on???

Lynn and Shadow: You can talk???

Link, Ruto, and Sheik: *fall anime style*

Yami Yugi: *looks nervously at YamiDarkness* when exactly are we going to start?

Lynn: *rubs the back of her neck* oh yeah…. time wizard go!

*the separate groups start talking, Tidus is still trying to run*

YamiDarkness: cant that hurt us if it lands on a skull, and what is all that writing, what language?

Lynn: *rolls her eyes* its English, but no, while no one was looking I reprogrammed it so that it will land on one of the places and take us there

Shadow: Awesome, can it take me to get some tacos?

Lynn: *shakes her head*

YamiDarkness: here *hands him some tacos* be happy

Link: Why is every one ignoring me????

Lynn and shadow: Oh yeah he can talk now *look at each other and laugh because they said the same thing at the same time*

YamiDarkness: can this thing go any faster *hits the time wizard*

Lynn: NOO you'll screw up the rewiring!! *Grabs shadow and hides under the table*

YamiDarkness: huh?

*Time wizard explodes*

YamiDarkness: *all black and charred* oh…

Sheik: *lets go of link and walks up* I think I can help you *plays a song of healing on his harp*

Lynn: he's so dreamy *dreamy sigh*

Shadow: I still say its Zelda, but hey you're supposed to like me, I'll kill him or her…*takes out a different sword and runs up to Sheik*

Sheik: I think not *disappears in a puff of smoke*

YamiDarkness: Hey I didn't get to thank him, you baka

Shadow: Did you just call me a baka? *Turns his sword to her*

Lynn: *holds up the time wizard* hey I got it to work again ^_^…. what's going on?

Link: That's what I've been asking all along!

Sheik: *reappears next to link*

Lynn: *looks at sheik and link* hehehe

Sheik: no, I know what you're thinking, that's our busyness

Link: huh?

*The time wizard stops and makes a sound like a microwave*

Lynn: alright now we'll see what you have to do *reads what it says* combating with armaments is our first contest

YamiDarkness: Are you sure that's what it says

Lynn: Yes, god I get it I have bad hand writing

*the time wizard ticks again and they are taken to an old mine field*

YamiDarkness: What the…

Lynn: I told you it would take us to the place it landed on

YamiDarkness: Oh I see

Lynn: and because it is fighting, Shadow is in charge of this one *looks at shadow who is eating more tacos and sharpening his swords*

Shadow: huh? I'm in charge, cool, first we need some organization….any one who wants to fight me step up *mocks them*

Lynn: Shadow, I already told you

Shadow: aw you never let me have any fun, but we do need to get organized. Easiest, the two chicks go first.

Ruto and Rikku: Who me? *They looked at each other*

Ruto: Link help me…

Rikku: I have to fight a fish? My god why don't you just give me a mug to fight.

Shadow: at the count of three 1…2…3 GO

Rikku: *throws a grenade at Ruto*

Ruto: *covers her body with her fins and deflects the blast* EAT FIN *throws one of her fins like a boomerang and it hits Rikku in the head*

Rikku: no one told me this fish could do that!

Ruto: I'm not a fish, I'm a Zora the princess of the Zora actually, and if some one would marry me I would be queen *looks to Link*

Rikku: put a plug in it your fishy majesty! *Throws another grenade and hits her this time* HAHA

Ruto: *crispy black* Owww…

Harry: Some thing smells tasty…

Ruto: don't eat me…*faints*

Shadow: that wasn't worth it…the winner is Rikku

Rikku: *jumps up and down* YAY I cooked the fish ^_^

Shadow: Last chance, any one brave enough to fight me and my all powerful Hadoken and kidoken and *Lynn cut him off again*

Lynn: Shadow do I need to teach you a lesson?

Shadow: I don't know do you want to teach me one *grins*

YamiDarkness: I don't like how this is sounding, I'll choose the next the two, the loves of my life Link and Yami Yugi *starry eyes*

Link: *walks up to Yami Yugi and touches his hair* spiky…

Yami Yugi: *touches links ear* pointy…

Link and Yami Yugi: wow…

YamiDarkness: *blinks* You bakas your supposed to be fighting!

Link: *keeps touching his hair* how...so spiky

Yami Yugi: *keeps touching his ear* why…so pointy

YamiDarkness: Damn it didn't you hear me, Lynn help *looks around* Lynn? Shadow? Damn it!!!

Marik: *walks up slowly behind Yami Yugi so that he couldn't be seen and tries to grab the millennium puzzles*

Navi: Watch out!

Link: *pulls out his bow and hits Marik with a ice arrow in the shoulder*

Yami Yugi: Thank you *starry eyes at link*

Marik: Owww *shivers*

YamiDarkness: NOOO this can't be happening!!!!! *Glares up at the sky* get your ass down here author I have a few bones to pick with you!!!

Author: *Loud voice* Who dares to bother the wizard of oz!

YamiDarkness: *blinks*

Author: *cough* what is it, I'm in the middle of some thing

YamiDarkness: yeah your in the middle of screwing up my dream of being with one of these fine ass guys!

Author: *laughs*

Yami Yugi: Oh yeah, she wants me *then touches links ear again*

YamiDarkness: Stop that!!!

Author: Who him or me?

YamiDarkness: *growl* both of you!!!

Author: fine, I don't have time for this any ways *rewrites the last few parts and hands it to YamiDarkness* is this better?

YamiDarkness: Well lets see *writes a few things and hands it back smiling*

Author: *reads it* No you are not the queen of the world and no that's just I don't think Yugi would be to happy with that…

YamiDarkness: Do you think he's happy now?

Author: Ok, ok I'll change it but no! *disappears*

YamiDarkness: Thank you, now boy fight for my heart

Link: *pulls out his giants sword*

Yugi: Nothing can beat my dark magician *the dark magician appears in his normal cocky stance*

Link: *hits the dark magician and is sword brakes in half* man I thought I had gotten that fixed, I had to do so much to get this, that bunny guys going to be sorry and the old witch too…*takes out the legendary sword*

Yami Yugi: Dark magic attack!! *dark magician aims is rod*

Link: *pulls out his mirror shield and reflects the attack destroying the dark magician*

Yami Yugi: Was that mirror force *puzzled look*

Link: Why don't you fight like a man, grab a sword *tosses his old wooden sword hitting Yami Yugi in the head*

Yami Yugi: *grabs the sword and looks at it* how am I supposed to use this?

Marik: A pharaoh that doesn't know how to use a sword HAHAHA

Yami Yugi: -_-"

Link: *runs up to him and stops with his sword at Yugi's neck* last chance to defend yourself

Yami Yugi: If you were smart you wouldn't have given me that chance *pulls out a card and summons the saint dragon-god of Osiris*

Link: Is that Volvagia from the fire temple?

Yami Yugi: *falls anime style*

Link: I can kill it…Navi how do i kill it? Navi?

Yami Yugi: Attack!! *The dragon attacks and Link is turned into a pile of ashes*

Sheik: NOO!! *Falls on his knees crying*

YamiDarkness: *jumps on Yami Yugi* YAY you won ^_^ *grabs him and puts him on the table*

Yami Yugi: Why….this is a strange place…

Sheik: *takes the remains and walks off, a sad song is heard in the distance*

YamiDarkness: *hugs Yami Yugi* I knew you would win ^_^

*Lynn and Shadow walk back up*

Lynn: why is Yugi on the table?

YamiDarkness: Where did you go, I was here all alone

Shadow: What do you mean there are all these people here

YamiDarkness: I mean I was the only judge and had to be responsible, hey I get a prize

Lynn: and that would be?

YamiDarkness: Yami Yugi ^_^

Yami Yugi: But wasn't I the one who won, don't I get a prize

YamiDarkness: …You get me

Yami Yugi: this is a very strange place indeed…

Lynn: yeah…ok…

Yami Yugi: *looks over at shadow* he would be cute in a dress…

Lynn: I know *stands by Yami Yugi*

Yami Yugi and Lynn: *dreamy eyes*

Shadow: ok…but…hey where's Links

Lynn: and that hotty, sheik?

Shadow: *glares at Lynn*

Lynn: sorry…

YamiDarkness: I don't know…

Shadow: *looks over at YamiDarkness* Well lets just get on with it, still a few no a lot more people left

Yami Yugi: *just sits there very confused* don't I get a chair?

YamiDarkness: *smiles* yeah, in my lap

Yami Yugi: *blinks* I'm fine for now…

Bakura: Excuse me, if you don't mind, may I make a suggestion?

Lynn: what would that be?

Bakura: well one person from each world as you called it earlier has already fought they should be the representatives for each so it would only mean now that Yugi goes against this girl Rikku

YamiDarkness: *hugs Yami Yugi* no you go against her…

Bakura: *back up* with those grenades, I think not

YamiDarkness: See!

Bakura: *turns into Yami Bakura* my wimpy side oh gods I can just use man eater bug

Lynn: He had a good idea…

Shadow: No….more fighting!

Draco: I think they forgot about us…

Tom: I agree

Draco: Hey but *whispers to tom*

Tom: but I'm so much older…

Draco: fine then…I never get my way * pouts*

Harry: why am I stuck in a group with such fags?

Draco: I prefer queer *turns his back*

Harry: oh god

Lynn: *hugs shadow* aren't Draco and tom such a good couple ^_^

Shadow: *hugs back* if you say so ^_^

YamiDarkness: not another love fest…

Shadow: ok more fighting…Tom Riddle against The evilishious Lord Seymour

Lynn: Evilishious?

Shadow: ...what, did I say something wrong?

YamiDarkness: Lets just get on with the match…

Seymour: You will soon see how unwise it was to put such a weak being against one as strong as I

Tidus: If you're so strong how come we killed you so many times?

Seymour: If you killed me so many times why are you running from me now?

Tidus: Cause I need Auron…

Seymour: *smirks them walks onto the field* so who am I to go against?

Tom: I am your opponent, the great lord Voldemort!

Seymour: I don't see any thing great about you *walks up to him and looks him over*

Tom: *steams* Avada kadabra! (Not sure how to spell it but instant death)

Seymour: *Laughs* you fool, I'm already dead

Tom: wait no way I'm fighting a ghost!

Rikku: Hey I had to fight a fish!

Ruto: *wakes up* I'm not a fish!

Seymour: Anima, come aid me in my time of need! *The ground shakes and anima comes out*

Tom: *falls back*

*Every one but the judges run around in circles*

Lynn: HAHAHAHA

YamiDarkness: why the hell are you laughing like a retard?

Lynn; I want a choccobo! *jumps up and down*

YamiDarkness: you need help….

Shadow: Are you all right Lynn?

Lynn: hehehe

YamiDarkness: I think she's mental, but now I can get this back *tries to grab the metal mallet*

Seymour: I'm not going to attack until some one pays attention to me, more like every one pays attention to me!

Tom: Please no one look, just go on with what your doing *rolls up into a little ball*

Lynn: I think not *gabs the mallet* I challenge you to a duel! *Under her breath* then I can get Yugi's god cards for my master

YamiDarkness: That would explain it *looks to Marik who is smiling* well not about the choccobo but the laugh…

Shadow: What's going on?

YamiDarkness: I except! *Pulls out a deck* no one can beat my harpies!

Seymour: Hey there's a big scary aeon about to destroy you all!!!

YamiDarkness: And your point is?

Seymour: Show them the power you wield! Anima use PAIN! *Anima shakes a bit and roars but nothing happens*

Lynn: haha

Seymour: What happened?

Tom: YAY I'm alive I'm alive! Now I still have a chance to kill Pothead

Harry: Hey that's not my name!

Tom: Why do you think I was referring to you?

Seymour: *looks really confused*

Harry: well for the obvious reasons…

Seymour: How can this be…NO!!!

Tom: Well ok, I was talking about you…

Meanwhile…

Lynn: I use barrel dragon to destroy your harpies lady sisters!

YamiDarkness: NO!! But look, you just fell into my trap, I use mirror wall Muhahaha, I'm evil.

Lynn: NO!!

YamiDarkness: now its my turn, I summon Harpies pet dragon in attack mode and attack your face down card!!

Lynn: HAHA it's a cyber jar!

YamiDarkness: aww shit!

Yami Yugi: *stands behind YamiDarkness* Believe in the heart of the cards and you shall win

Lynn: give it a rest, that's so old….

Bakura: actually it is true

Shadow: Do you want me to kill you again?

Bakura: I was just…no its all right…

Seymour: Now you shall pay!!! PAIN!!! *Anima does the same thing as before but this time every thing around it falls to the ground hurting*

Lynn: *throws down the cards* hey how did that happen, I was controlling it…

YamiDarkness: Yeah I won, you forfeit *dances with Yami Yugi*

Yami Yugi: Ok this is fun ^_^

Shadow: well all that's left is Tidus, Marik, Bakura, Draco and Harry Potter…but seeing that Marik is half frozen and I disqualify Bakura and Draco, its Harry against Tidus

Tidus: hey I finally get to fight some one shorter than me *takes out his sword*

Harry: That's not funny

YamiDarkness: YAY I'm going to have a party *pulls out a cell phone and dials a number* yeah I want pizza one for every one, yes my name is Lynn…

Lynn: Hey I'm not paying for your pizza, hey and that's my phone!

YamiDarkness: you get your phone when I get my mallet and my pizzas! *sticks her tongue out*

Lynn: *form a fireball* you don't want to make me pay for your pizzas, do you?

YamiDarkness: Do you want me to show you my true form?

Lynn: What, as batgirl?

YamiDarkness: *turns into the dark magician girl*

Lynn: *fall down laughing* Pink and light blue OMG!!!

Shadow: *run up to YamiDarkness and kisses her*

YamiDarkness: What the hell!!!! *Pushes him away* get the hell away from me!!!

Lynn: and you wouldn't let me like sheik *turns her back*

Shadow: *keeps trying to kiss YamiDarkness*

YamiDarkness: help me!!!!

Lynn: Shadow if you come back over here I'll give you a treat

Shadow: And what could be better than this beauty?

Lynn: Mario and Kaiba *they appear behind her*

Shadow: *runs after Kaiba with a knife* you baka!!!

Mario: *runs after shadow with a knife* I'm-a ganna kill-a you-a

Seymour: *laughs loudly*

Bakura: why is that moron laughing like that, and shouldn't they be fighting?

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Tune in next time to see who's going to with this match and what the next activity ganna be…

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Please R&R, if any one likes it I'll write more ^_^