It was a quiet day at the house of Duo Maxwell, he had been retired from
being a gundam pilot, but every once in a while, he took Deathscythe for a
little spin. The braided baka sat on his couch and watched the Loony Toons,
one of his favorite cartoons. He took a swig of his Dr. Pepper, and turned
the TV off. He looked around at his surroundings; there was paper, clothes,
DR. Pepper bottles, and remnants of chips everywhere. He sighed, then
yawned and went into his room to take a shower.
Outside, three young girls, all at the age of thirteen, were standing
outside of Duo's window into the living room. They were all gigantic fans
of his, well, at least two of them were, the blonde however, acted as if
she had been forced against her own will to tag along.
The dark haired one, known as Shi-Chan, peered into the window and admired
the filthy life style of her idol. The lighter haired brunette, know as
Chii-Chan, peered into the window and looked disgusted at the messy site,
which was supposed to be a living room. The blonde, known as V-Chan, just
rolled her eyes and pretended to be fascinated in something nearby.
Duo quickly undressed and got into the shower, he was in there for
about thirty minutes when he finally turned the water off and grabbed his
towel and tied it around his waist. He quickly and skillfully braided his
hair again and began to dress. He pulled out a red turtle neck shirt and
black leather pants, he then pulled out a jacket and zipped it all the way
up to the neck, where you could only see the red turtleneck. He walked back
into the living room and Shi-Chan awed in admiration as she saw him flop
back on the couch and turn "The Others" on. She stood up and smoothed out
her blue flared pants and her black button up shirt. Then Chii-Chan
followed her motion and straightened out her black flared pants and her
black shirt with patterns of fire at the bottom. V-Chan rolled her eyes and
stood up.
Shi-Chan motioned them to follow her and said, "We're going in!"
V-Chan looked at her like she was crazy and almost yelled, "Are you
Crazy!?!? It's p."
Shi-Chan clamped her hand over V-Chan's mouth and she looked annoyed.
Seeing this, Chii-Chan pushed past them both and walked up to the
window in which appeared to be Duo's bedroom window. Skillfully, she took
her pocketknife and popped the screen off of the window. She then took a
glasscutter and cute a HUGE circle in the window. She next took out a
contraption and poured superglue on to it. She stuck this in the middle of
the circle and pulled outwards so the glass would not fall into the house,
but outside onto the dirt. She climbed inside, "Piece of cake," she said.
Shi-Chan smiled and climbed in after Chii-Chan. V-Chan said quietly, "I think I'll stay out here." But Shi-Chan being as annoyed as she was, grabbed V-Chan by the neck and pulled her inside. The two crazed fanatics, (Shi-Chan and Chii-Chan) began looking at everything around them. Shi-Chan even pulled out a spare cross necklace and put it in her pocket, 'Mine', she thought to herself, she began to make her way over to Duo's bed, but she tripped on a shoe/boot of his, which sent her plummeting to the ground. She landed with a "THUD" and Chii-Chan turned quickly and glared at her. V-Chan looked at her friend and sighed. The two girls who weren't sprawled on the floor went and helped Shi-Chan up. "What would you do without us?" They sighed. Hearing the thud, Duo turned off his TV and quickly ran to the phone. Meaning to call the police, he accidentally dialed 555-Goddess. When he heard the singsong voice of a woman, he knew he had dialed the wrong number, so he hung up. He quickly ran into his room where he saw three girls who were standing there like they were children. Duo's jaw dropped and his gaze fell on the window with a circle cut through it. "Wha." he said astonished. V-Chan stepped forward, "Let me explain," she began, "these two fanatics, Shi-Chan (she pointed to Shi-Chan) and Chii-Chan (she pointed to Chii-Chan) here are my two best friends, and well, they are quite obsessed with you. Seeing as that is the case, they wanted to come see you for themselves, so they came, and dragged me here along with them. It was all Shi-Chan's idea, and Chii-Chan ruined your window." She gasped for breath. Duo cocked his head to one side, and raised one of his eyebrows as if saying.O-----k then! All of a sudden there was a loud THUMP in the shower. Duo sighed and went into his bathroom to find a rather odd looking person (if in fact it was human) Lying in his bathroom. The silverish haired Goddess stood up and said, "Let me introduce myself. I am Urd. A limited second class licensed Goddess. I am in charge of the past. I am here because someone dialed the Goddess hotline. And now, I will perform my duties and grant you, sir, one wish." 'A wish granting Goddess, eh?' Duo thought to himself. 'And in charge of the past, too!' Duo sat for a moment and thought, then fixing an image of his wish he turned to Urd and said, "I wish everyone that lives in this house was a baby." He said, knowing that if he was chibi he was sure to get Heero back. Urd nodded and his wish became her command. She did something with her hands, and then, she left just as quickly as she appeared.
Not feeling any smaller he pulled a mirror out of a drawer and saw that he wasn't any smaller than he was before. Puzzled, Duo thought 'If I'm not small, then. who is?' Then Duo's thoughts wondered to the three girls in his bedroom. 'Nah..' He thought, 'it's just not possible.' But, he raced out into his bedroom anyway. At the sight that greeted his eyes, Duo screamed, and in the process, he startled the three infants that now sat on his bedroom floor. Duo slumped down to the floor and leaned his head on the foot of his bed. 'This is not good.' He thought. 'What am I going to do? Maybe I could just dump them off somewhere' he suggested to himself 'no, that would definitely not go over well..' Duo sighed as he realized what he had to do then he picked up the infant that V-Chan specified as Shi-Chan. "You're kind of cute you know?" he asked, Shi-Chan blew a spit bubble and gooed and gaaed. Then, he picked up Chii-Chan, "Chooble?" the infant said. Duo smiled from ear to ear. (She was trying to say Chii?) Duo laughed, then picked up V-Chan, she looked at him and gurgled. He smiled at her and placed all of them on the floor in front of him. "Well, guess I have to take care of you all." "Fluffy!!!!" Shi-Chan shouted. Duo looked surprised, then handed her a stuffed white dog, "There ya go, It's plenty Fluffy!" Shi-Chan looked dismayed and began to cry. "There There!" Duo said, picking up the baby. Shi-Chan stopped crying and laughed, then she pinched Duo's nose! "YaY!" she shouted for no reason. "Shoobie!" Chii-Chan cried out loud. "Yaten!" V-Chan said, and then blushed or at least her cheeks turned a deep shade of red. "Hmmm.. What shall I do with you all?" Duo asked himself. Shi-Chan, Chii-Chan, and V-Chan all then crawled a couple of feet away from Duo, and curled up into balls. Shi-Chan and Chii-Chan looked up at Duo one more time with their big, gleaming eyes before laying their heads down and falling asleep for the night. In the morning, Duo walked into his kitchen, which was illuminated by the sun streaming through the shutters. He opened the refrigerator and grabbed for the milk carton. He then opened up his cabinet and took out a bowl and some Lucky Charms cereal. He grabbed into a draw nearby and pulled out a spoon. He quickly prepared his meal and sat down at the dining table covered with empty cereal boxes.
No sooner than he had sat down, he heard a cry form the next room, he sighed remembering about yesterday. He got up and quickly made his made into his room where he found Chii-Chan crying her head off. He gently picked her up and held her for a few moments. Shi-Chan was the next to wake up. She sat up in her blanket and rubbed her fists into her eyes and yawned. She looked up at Duo with big, bright eyes and cocked her head to one side. The braided one smirked and picked up Shi-Chan too, and he cradled both of the infants in his arms until they both fell back asleep. Being very tired, Duo crawled back into his bed and fell asleep with his big brown teddy bear. After about 20 minutes of Duo sleeping, V-Chan rolled over and woke up. She quietly stood up and walked around the room. She noticed that the door was open so she fell to her knees and crawled out. She appeared to be in a hallway wit hat least 3 doors on each side. Not seeming interested, she crawled through the corridor and came out on the other end.which appeared to be a library of some sort. She gazed in awe at book upon book and quickly scampered over to the nearest window. She looked out to see that the rough hill the trio had climbed yesterday was actually a wonderful sight from the mansion. 'POP!' a book had fallen off of a nearby shelf and fell open to what looked like the middle. From across the room, V-Chan could see a letter sticking out of the book. Being a curious lil one, she waddled over to it. She dropped on her knees in front of the book and pulled the letter out. She began unfolding it. She quickly realized that because she was just an infant, she had lost her ability to read, so she jammed the letter into her pocket in her oversized shirt pocket. {Meanwhile} Duo had awoken from his sleep and was now lying on his bed. (His head was where his feet should be and his feet were underneath his pillow) He was enthralled in watching the little girls sleep, but then he counted and realized that the one with blonde hair was not with the other two. He sprang from his bed lazily and ran into the hallway. He quickly opened each door and realized that since they were closed, and she was not tall enough, she couldn't be in them. So he continued down the hall. He happened into the library where he saw the young V-Chan playing in the heavy black curtains. Her hair was matted over her face due to the fact that the curtain was draped over her like a cloak. Duo sighed then smirked, "Well at least you were enjoying yourself." He said picking the little V-Chan up. She squirmed in his arms and pointed to the ground as if saying I want down. Duo laughed and placed her on the ground.
Shi-Chan smiled and climbed in after Chii-Chan. V-Chan said quietly, "I think I'll stay out here." But Shi-Chan being as annoyed as she was, grabbed V-Chan by the neck and pulled her inside. The two crazed fanatics, (Shi-Chan and Chii-Chan) began looking at everything around them. Shi-Chan even pulled out a spare cross necklace and put it in her pocket, 'Mine', she thought to herself, she began to make her way over to Duo's bed, but she tripped on a shoe/boot of his, which sent her plummeting to the ground. She landed with a "THUD" and Chii-Chan turned quickly and glared at her. V-Chan looked at her friend and sighed. The two girls who weren't sprawled on the floor went and helped Shi-Chan up. "What would you do without us?" They sighed. Hearing the thud, Duo turned off his TV and quickly ran to the phone. Meaning to call the police, he accidentally dialed 555-Goddess. When he heard the singsong voice of a woman, he knew he had dialed the wrong number, so he hung up. He quickly ran into his room where he saw three girls who were standing there like they were children. Duo's jaw dropped and his gaze fell on the window with a circle cut through it. "Wha." he said astonished. V-Chan stepped forward, "Let me explain," she began, "these two fanatics, Shi-Chan (she pointed to Shi-Chan) and Chii-Chan (she pointed to Chii-Chan) here are my two best friends, and well, they are quite obsessed with you. Seeing as that is the case, they wanted to come see you for themselves, so they came, and dragged me here along with them. It was all Shi-Chan's idea, and Chii-Chan ruined your window." She gasped for breath. Duo cocked his head to one side, and raised one of his eyebrows as if saying.O-----k then! All of a sudden there was a loud THUMP in the shower. Duo sighed and went into his bathroom to find a rather odd looking person (if in fact it was human) Lying in his bathroom. The silverish haired Goddess stood up and said, "Let me introduce myself. I am Urd. A limited second class licensed Goddess. I am in charge of the past. I am here because someone dialed the Goddess hotline. And now, I will perform my duties and grant you, sir, one wish." 'A wish granting Goddess, eh?' Duo thought to himself. 'And in charge of the past, too!' Duo sat for a moment and thought, then fixing an image of his wish he turned to Urd and said, "I wish everyone that lives in this house was a baby." He said, knowing that if he was chibi he was sure to get Heero back. Urd nodded and his wish became her command. She did something with her hands, and then, she left just as quickly as she appeared.
Not feeling any smaller he pulled a mirror out of a drawer and saw that he wasn't any smaller than he was before. Puzzled, Duo thought 'If I'm not small, then. who is?' Then Duo's thoughts wondered to the three girls in his bedroom. 'Nah..' He thought, 'it's just not possible.' But, he raced out into his bedroom anyway. At the sight that greeted his eyes, Duo screamed, and in the process, he startled the three infants that now sat on his bedroom floor. Duo slumped down to the floor and leaned his head on the foot of his bed. 'This is not good.' He thought. 'What am I going to do? Maybe I could just dump them off somewhere' he suggested to himself 'no, that would definitely not go over well..' Duo sighed as he realized what he had to do then he picked up the infant that V-Chan specified as Shi-Chan. "You're kind of cute you know?" he asked, Shi-Chan blew a spit bubble and gooed and gaaed. Then, he picked up Chii-Chan, "Chooble?" the infant said. Duo smiled from ear to ear. (She was trying to say Chii?) Duo laughed, then picked up V-Chan, she looked at him and gurgled. He smiled at her and placed all of them on the floor in front of him. "Well, guess I have to take care of you all." "Fluffy!!!!" Shi-Chan shouted. Duo looked surprised, then handed her a stuffed white dog, "There ya go, It's plenty Fluffy!" Shi-Chan looked dismayed and began to cry. "There There!" Duo said, picking up the baby. Shi-Chan stopped crying and laughed, then she pinched Duo's nose! "YaY!" she shouted for no reason. "Shoobie!" Chii-Chan cried out loud. "Yaten!" V-Chan said, and then blushed or at least her cheeks turned a deep shade of red. "Hmmm.. What shall I do with you all?" Duo asked himself. Shi-Chan, Chii-Chan, and V-Chan all then crawled a couple of feet away from Duo, and curled up into balls. Shi-Chan and Chii-Chan looked up at Duo one more time with their big, gleaming eyes before laying their heads down and falling asleep for the night. In the morning, Duo walked into his kitchen, which was illuminated by the sun streaming through the shutters. He opened the refrigerator and grabbed for the milk carton. He then opened up his cabinet and took out a bowl and some Lucky Charms cereal. He grabbed into a draw nearby and pulled out a spoon. He quickly prepared his meal and sat down at the dining table covered with empty cereal boxes.
No sooner than he had sat down, he heard a cry form the next room, he sighed remembering about yesterday. He got up and quickly made his made into his room where he found Chii-Chan crying her head off. He gently picked her up and held her for a few moments. Shi-Chan was the next to wake up. She sat up in her blanket and rubbed her fists into her eyes and yawned. She looked up at Duo with big, bright eyes and cocked her head to one side. The braided one smirked and picked up Shi-Chan too, and he cradled both of the infants in his arms until they both fell back asleep. Being very tired, Duo crawled back into his bed and fell asleep with his big brown teddy bear. After about 20 minutes of Duo sleeping, V-Chan rolled over and woke up. She quietly stood up and walked around the room. She noticed that the door was open so she fell to her knees and crawled out. She appeared to be in a hallway wit hat least 3 doors on each side. Not seeming interested, she crawled through the corridor and came out on the other end.which appeared to be a library of some sort. She gazed in awe at book upon book and quickly scampered over to the nearest window. She looked out to see that the rough hill the trio had climbed yesterday was actually a wonderful sight from the mansion. 'POP!' a book had fallen off of a nearby shelf and fell open to what looked like the middle. From across the room, V-Chan could see a letter sticking out of the book. Being a curious lil one, she waddled over to it. She dropped on her knees in front of the book and pulled the letter out. She began unfolding it. She quickly realized that because she was just an infant, she had lost her ability to read, so she jammed the letter into her pocket in her oversized shirt pocket. {Meanwhile} Duo had awoken from his sleep and was now lying on his bed. (His head was where his feet should be and his feet were underneath his pillow) He was enthralled in watching the little girls sleep, but then he counted and realized that the one with blonde hair was not with the other two. He sprang from his bed lazily and ran into the hallway. He quickly opened each door and realized that since they were closed, and she was not tall enough, she couldn't be in them. So he continued down the hall. He happened into the library where he saw the young V-Chan playing in the heavy black curtains. Her hair was matted over her face due to the fact that the curtain was draped over her like a cloak. Duo sighed then smirked, "Well at least you were enjoying yourself." He said picking the little V-Chan up. She squirmed in his arms and pointed to the ground as if saying I want down. Duo laughed and placed her on the ground.
