I still dunno

Narrator: Okay, so Kikaiyu and the LoD peopleses are chasing…a shady looking dude, the story still needs a plot, and the setting is an insane asylum. Hmmm…

All: {chase A Guy in an Overcoat}

A Guy in an Overcoat: {stops suddenly}

All: BONK! {bonk into him}

A Guy in an Overcoat: {leaps back up and hastily goes into a dramatic pose} You are too late, foolish Earthlings!

Meru: You're an alien?

A Guy in an Overcoat: What? No… {blinks} But, it's true. You ARE Earthlings…

Albert: Well technically that's incorrect…

Haschel: Oh no, he said technically…here comes the lecture…

All: {brace themselves}

Toilet: {plays something deep and broody}

Albert: Earth is simply the place where our existence became apparent in the minds of the Sony executives. As such, we are not truly Earthlings, per se, but Endinessians. Except perhaps Kikaiyu, though she shows signs of both Earth ancestry, Endian ((haha, Indian, Endian. Bwahahahahaha!)) and – uh – Finalfantasy7ian….This may signify a number of things…

A Guy in an Overcoat: OKAY! I GET THE FRIGGIN POINT!! Ahem…my name is Agiao, and you are too late to save Endiness. Bwahahahahaha!

Kikaiyu: {blinks} What happened to it?

Agiao: Er…well…nothing yet…but something HORRIBLE will happen! {prepares to disappear via Bad Guy Magic}

Meru: What's gonna happen?

Agiao: Argh… it's going to be taken over by the evil creatures of legend. {laughs maniacally} AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!

Meru: Are they cows?

Kikaiyu: Pigs?

Haschel: Chickens?

Agiao: AAGH!!! THERE DUCKS, OKAY? DUCKS!! Us bad guys are dying fast, we losing profit, WE CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE!!

Kikaiyu: Woah, chill pill. {flies in a circle}

Agiao: {eye twitches} ahem…Okay, what do I say now?

A Bunch of Bad Guys: Say 'You'll never stop me!' then 'Muahahahaha!'

Agiao: Oh, okay… You'll never stop me! Muahahahahaha!

Kikaiyu: SEPHY!! {chases Sephiroth around.}

Sephiroth: AHHHH!

Lloyd: {busies himself with detaching himself from Kika's handcuffs}

Kikaiyu: RENO!! YAAAAAAAAAY! {dive bombs}

Lloyd: AHHHH!! {falls over}

Toilet: {plays…American Psycho}

Kikaiyu: YAY!! {faints from utter bliss}

Sephy/Reno: {exchange glances and poof away using Bad Guy Magic}

Kikaiyu: ^_____^

Albert: THIS MAKES NO SENSE! {falls over and begins convolsing}

A Duck: QUACK! {runs into…MERU!}

Meru: AHHHH! {Falls over}

A Duck: {pecks at her}

Guaraha: {runs at the Duck with a…sword…I suppose…}

A Duck: Grrrr

Guarahahahahhahaha: Eep. {backs away}

Meru: {stands up shakily}

All: O.O

Meru: {is naked} What? {looks down}

A Duck: Heh heh heh… {flies away}

All: The hell?

Meru: {runs behind a bush}

Agiao: You are too late…they are here!

Another Duck: {flies over and quacks wickedly} Quahahahahaha…HONK! We are here master!

Agiao: Oh goodie! {claps his hands together} Er…I mean…good. Let us begin our plan…

Another Duck/Random Duck/A Duck/Hundreds of other Ducks: {disappear}

Kikaiyu: That was really weird.

Kongol: LET KONGOL TALK!

Kikaiyu: Oopsy Doodles! Go ahead Kongol.

Kongol: Thank you! …Eep.

Agiao: Muahaha, we will see you in the lands of eternal snow.

Lloyd: Mille Seseau?

Agiao: Er…Noooo… {shifty eyes} Okay, that was too easy. We will see you in the…city of much despair.

Rose: {rolls her eyes} Mayfil?

Agiao: Sonuva…{grumbles} OKAY! The city of a conveniently hidden slide!

All: Huh?

Agiao: YAY! {disapperates}

All: {stand there and blink}

Kikaiyu: Hmmm…where to go…where to go…

Destiny of Fire: {runs up}

All: {blinks}

Lloyd: OH NO!! GET AWAY GET AWAY!! {tries to run and gets pounced}

Destiny: Hehehehehe! {huggles} I've come to tell you a secret that will embarrass one person here and help you in your quest! YAY!

Lloyd: {whispers} Get…her…off…

Kikaiyu: Yay! {hugs} Now, please get off my Lloyd.

Lloyd: Ya!

Destiny: {evil eyes} YOUR LLOYD?

Kikaiyu: Ya!

Destiny: Ya?

Kikaiyu: YA!!

Both: {catfight}

All: {watch} The hell?

Destiny: {kicks Kika into Dart and lunges Lloyd again} Yay!

Kikaiyu: AHHH! {runs over and pushes her over} Glomp! {glomps Lloyd}

Destiny: FINE! I'm not telling you ANYTHING!!

Everyone but Kika and Lloyd: {puppy eyes} Pweeasy?

Destiny: ALBERT! {huggles}

Albert: AHHHH!

Kikaiyu: DESTINY! TELL US NOW OR I'LL FICCY BLAH YOU!!

Destiny: bring it ooooon!

Kikaiyu: {ficcy blahs her into a toady}

Destiny: {ficcy blahs her into a froggy}

Both: ...

Lloyd: YAY! {runs and hides behind Rose}

Rose: Get off Lloyd!

Lloyd: NUUUU!! The frog'll get meeeeee!

Rose: Lloyd…

Lloyd: Nuuuu!

Rose: Lloyd, don't make me do anything drastic.

Lloyd: Like what?

Rose: {makes cute anime eyes and huggles} Omigod, I like totally LOVE you!!  ^_____^

Lloyd: AHHHHHHHHH!! I'VE SEEN HELL! MY EYES, THEY'RE BURNING!!

Destiny: Rrrribit! Alright, here we go… {takes a breath} If you have ever wondered Indels Castle, you will note that, for some reason, Albert has a slide in his room. It's weird, but that's the answer.

Kikaiyu: Yay! Thankies! {huggles}

Destiny: Yup ^_____^  {grabs Lloyd and poofs away}

Kikaiyu: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THAT LITTLE…

Haschel: {beeps out what she says like a censoreder}

Kikaiyu: @)@&*#(@&$#%(@&*#)!&%(#&_%#!!!!!!!

Cid Highwind: {whistles}

Albert: {looks confused} There's a slide in my room?

Kikaiyu: @)@&*#(@&$#%(@&*#)!&%(#&_%#!!!!!!!

Rose: Snap out of it! He's just a Wingly! {slaps}

Kikaiyu: {roars like a lion and pounces} HOWDAREYOU,YOUGOTHICFREAKSHOW!!!

Rose: Eep! Heeeeelp!

Meru: Stop it Kika!

Kikaiyu: {turns and gives her a murder look}

Meru: Please?

Kikaiyu: Alright…I'm okay… {makes a look like this: =( and lip twitches}

Kongol: Uh-oh…

Kikaiyu: {cries} I WANT MY LLOYDY!!

Dart: Just Ficcy Blah him back…

Kikaiyu: GOOD IDEA!! {huggles and Ficcy Blah's Lloyd back}

Lloyd: {is covered in lipstick} …

Kikaiyu: {makes a face like this: @.@}

Lloyd: I'm free…FREE!! {falls over and convulses, giggling madly}

Kikaiyu: {twitches}

Haschel: What happened Lloyd?

Lloyd: She said she'd… {whispers in his ear}

Haschel: O.O

Lloyd: {twitch twitch…}

Kikaiyu: {whacks Lloyd over the head with the Cheese Stick of Ouchie Booboos}

Shana: Shouldn't we get going?

Kikaiyu: Right! {huggles Lloydy and begins towards Bale}

All: {blink and follow}

**Elsewhere***

Destiny: NUUUUUUUUUUU!! LLOYDYPANTS!! {wimpers}

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A/N: Hahahaha! Yay, Des' was in dis chapter. For those that don't know her, she's one of mah buddies on here, Destiny of Fire xD

Wheee! Christmas chapter coming up next. Ooh, and if you want to be in a chappy, just say in your review, but note that I may have no idea what you act like :D

Ooh, and sorry about the extremely long wait, I was unable to do random insanity for awhile. I TRIED!!