Banana's are good
Narrator: Yay! Me again! WOOTATION!!
Kikaiyu: Do your job!
Narrator: Fine. {Pffts} Where we left off, Agiao showed off the true sadness of the Evil Badguy Unit, Lloyd was traumatized many times over, a duck stole Meru's clothes and Destiny of Fire cameod. Whoo-friggin-hoo.
All: {make a face that looks like this: -.-;}
Miranda: {turns on Kikaiyu} WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??
Kikaiyu: What?
Miranda: YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOREVER, AND SINCE YOU DID WE HAD TO BE WHATEVERAMABOBBED IN MAJIGEREE TILL YOU CAME BACK!!
Kikaiyu: O.o?
Albert: {sighs} She means, since you were partially through this barbaric torture called "fanfiction," and then you left for awhile, we've been in locked in a state of living death, waiting for your return.
Kikaiyu: …that's so sweet of you! ^_____^ {hugs Albert}
Albert: …?
Kikaiyu: Now, where were we?
Narrator: I just said! {wimpers}
Kikaiyu: …Right, ya did. I meant that rhetorically…
Narrator: Oh. {poofs away}
Kikaiyu: So, we gotta go to Bale?
Dart: Yupideedoo.
Kikaiyu: HAHAHAHA!! Yupideedoo? Sa-veet! New word!!
Dart: {feels proud} ^_____^
All: {start walking to Bale}
Kikaiyu: Know what? I just realized, this was supposed to be a Christmas chappy and I haven't seen you guys since then! How was y'all's Christmas?
Shana: I gotsed a puppy! ^_____^
Dart: I gotsed some underwear! ^_____^
Haschel: I gotsed a banana! ^_____^
Kikaiyu: Sa-veet! ^_____^ Guess what?
All: What?
Kikaiyu: I GOT THE NEW SOAD CD!! xD!!!
Toilet: {makes a face like this ^_____^ and plays random System of a Down songs}
Kikaiyu: HEEEEEEE!!
All: O.o?
Shana: O.O My virgin ears!!
Kongol: Kongol head hurt. Too loud!
Kikaiyu: WHAT???
Kongol: {sighs}
Kikaiyu/Meru/Lloyd: ^_____^ {sing}
Haschel: What the heck?
Albert: It appears that Winglies are somehow magnetized to hard rock…how very interesting…
Hojo: {appears} STOP SOUNDING LIKE ME!! {stomps off}
Albert: … {sighs}
Kikaiyu: {sings} I think me, I think life!
Lloyd: {sings} I think me, I want a child and wife!
Meru: {sings} I WANNA SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY TO THE BREAK OF DAWN, YEAH!!
Rose: {grits her teeth} This will be a very long trip…
Kikaiyu/Lloyd/Meru: AERIAAAAAAAALS!! IN THE SKYYYYYYYYY!!
Humans: -.-
Miranda: So why weren't you writing, Kika?
Kikaiyu: {stops singing, and her face goes all dark} I was…delayed…by those who wish only evil and demise…
Meru: Who?
Kikaiyu: {closes her eyes sorrowfully} It was…the computer nerds. They fiendishly gave my beautiful, life-giving computer the dreaded… {does the Dr. Evil "" With The Fingers thing} "Klez Virus." It was tragic. My beautiful bringer of the internet had to be... {sobs} … reset!
All: {exchange glances}
Kikaiyu: {leaps to her feet and growls} THAT IS WHY I WILL MAKE THEM PAY!! NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY WRATH!! {grins evilly} They will regret what they did to my beautiful computer! WHAT THEY DID TO ME!
Miranda: Yes, this will be a VERY long trip. .
Kikaiyu: {laughs maniacally and pulls out the worlds first Daron Malakian plushie} We'll show them, won't we Daron Plushie? Yeeeeessssss, we wiiiiiill…
(A/N: Kudos to any wonderful people out there who knew that my beautiful Daron is the guitarist of SOAD. WHOO!)
All: {exchange glances}
Kikaiyu: {begins skipping down the path again} La lala la la!
All: {blink and follow}
Kikaiyu/Lloyd/Meru: {sing} Truuuust in myyyy self-rightous suuuuiciiiiide! I cry when angels deserve to diiiiiiie!!
Miranda/Rose: {eyetwitch}
Kikaiyu: FAAAATHER!!
Lloyd: FAAAATHER!!
Kikaiyu: FAAAATHER!!
Lloyd: FAAAATHER!!
Rose: STOP IT!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Lloyd/Kikaiyu: o.o
Rose: …
Lloyd/Kikaiyu: …
Rose: …
Meru: FATHER TO YOUR HANDS, I COMMAND MY SPIRIIIIIT!!
Rose: AHHHHHHH!! {convulses}
Albert: . Moving right along…
Winglies: {continue singing}
Dart: Soooo, where are we going again?
Kikaiyu: We are going to find the makers of the Klez Virus {thunder booms} and make them pay!
Dart: I thought we were finding the killer ducks?
Kikaiyu: Oh, we are… {laughs maniacally and clutches Daron Plushie and the Cheese Stick of Ouchie Booboos}
Dart: O.o? But I thought you said…
Kikaiyu: {giggles insanely} It will all become apparent in time…muahahahahahhahahaha!!
Albert: {smiles sarcastically} So, you're saying that no matter how many goals we have, they will all be conveniently dealt with at the same time?
Kikaiyu: Yup. Come on, haven't you ever played every RPG game on earth?
Albert: Huh?
Kikaiyu: We might as well make some goals now, cuz I wanna get 'em all dealt with. Any suggestions?
Shana: Solve world hunger!
Dart: New underwear!
Haschel: Bananas!
Kikaiyu: {writes it all down} Good good, any more?
Lloyd: How about actually saying who alls here? I'm getting confused… @.@
Kikaiyu: That can be done right now! Hmm, I'd say that Dart, Shana, Rose, Albert, Miranda, Haschel, Meru, Lavitz, Kongol, Lloydy and Daron Plushie are here.
Lavitz: {appears} Yo, sup?
All: Wow, lots.
Kikaiyu: Plus random cameos! ^_____^
Toilet: {plays Toxicity}
Kikaiyu: What else do we want done?
Dart: Can we revive mah daddy?
Kikaiyu: {smiles sweetly} I'm sorry Dart, but I don't like your daddy.
Dart: Why?
Kikaiyu: {still smiles} I have no idea. ^_____^
Dart: =(
Kikaiyu: {holds up Daron Plushie} What's that Daron Plushie? You want to solve world hunger? OKAY!! ^_____^ {adds it to the list} Alright, that'll do for now. Let's mosey!
Cloud: That's my thingy! {hires a copyright lawyer}
Kikaiyu: Fine. Let US mosey!
Cloud: {walks away with a proud smile} I sure showed her!
Sephiroth: Loser. {smotes}
Cloud: Ow.
Kikaiyu: Glomp! {glomps Lloyd}
Lloyd: O.o that was sudden.
Kikaiyu: {shrugs} I haven't shown a manic amount of affection for you in awhile.
Lloyd: …right…
Bale: {looms ahead}
Kongol: We nearly there.
Kikaiyu: Yay!! {huggles Daron Plushie} Soon, Daron Plushie. Soon we shall have our vengeance! Muahahahahahahaha! Muahahahahaha! Muahah…hahaha…ha….ha.
All: O.o?
**
A/N: Stupid restarting computers…. Sorry for the wait, and to anyone who is reading Sapphire Wings, I'll have chappy 8 up soon.
Ps: Sorry about the massive amount of System of a Down there, but they're so awsomefull! ^_____^
