Banana's are good

Narrator: Yay! Me again! WOOTATION!!

Kikaiyu: Do your job!

Narrator: Fine. {Pffts} Where we left off, Agiao showed off the true sadness of the Evil Badguy Unit, Lloyd was traumatized many times over, a duck stole Meru's clothes and Destiny of Fire cameod. Whoo-friggin-hoo.

All: {make a face that looks like this: -.-;}

Miranda: {turns on Kikaiyu} WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??

Kikaiyu: What?

Miranda: YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOREVER, AND SINCE YOU DID WE HAD TO BE WHATEVERAMABOBBED IN MAJIGEREE TILL YOU CAME BACK!!

Kikaiyu: O.o?

Albert: {sighs} She means, since you were partially through this barbaric torture called "fanfiction," and then you left for awhile, we've been in locked in a state of living death, waiting for your return.

Kikaiyu: …that's so sweet of you! ^_____^ {hugs Albert}

Albert: …?

Kikaiyu: Now, where were we?

Narrator: I just said! {wimpers}

Kikaiyu: …Right, ya did. I meant that rhetorically…

Narrator: Oh. {poofs away}

Kikaiyu: So, we gotta go to Bale?

Dart: Yupideedoo.

Kikaiyu: HAHAHAHA!! Yupideedoo? Sa-veet! New word!!

Dart: {feels proud} ^_____^

All: {start walking to Bale}

Kikaiyu: Know what? I just realized, this was supposed to be a Christmas chappy and I haven't seen you guys since then! How was y'all's Christmas?

Shana: I gotsed a puppy! ^_____^

Dart: I gotsed some underwear! ^_____^

Haschel: I gotsed a banana! ^_____^

Kikaiyu: Sa-veet! ^_____^ Guess what?

All: What?

Kikaiyu: I GOT THE NEW SOAD CD!!  xD!!!

Toilet: {makes a face like this ^_____^ and plays random System of a Down songs}

Kikaiyu: HEEEEEEE!!

All: O.o?

Shana: O.O My virgin ears!!

Kongol: Kongol head hurt. Too loud!

Kikaiyu: WHAT???

Kongol: {sighs}

Kikaiyu/Meru/Lloyd: ^_____^ {sing}

Haschel: What the heck?

Albert: It appears that Winglies are somehow magnetized to hard rock…how very interesting…

Hojo: {appears} STOP SOUNDING LIKE ME!! {stomps off}

Albert: … {sighs}

Kikaiyu: {sings} I think me, I think life!

Lloyd: {sings} I think me, I want a child and wife! 

Meru: {sings} I WANNA SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY TO THE BREAK OF DAWN, YEAH!!

Rose: {grits her teeth} This will be a very long trip…

Kikaiyu/Lloyd/Meru: AERIAAAAAAAALS!! IN THE SKYYYYYYYYY!!

Humans: -.-

Miranda: So why weren't you writing, Kika?

Kikaiyu: {stops singing, and her face goes all dark} I was…delayed…by those who wish only evil and demise…

Meru: Who?

Kikaiyu: {closes her eyes sorrowfully} It was…the computer nerds. They fiendishly gave my beautiful, life-giving computer the dreaded… {does the Dr. Evil "" With The Fingers thing} "Klez Virus." It was tragic. My beautiful bringer of the internet had to be... {sobs} … reset!

All: {exchange glances}

Kikaiyu: {leaps to her feet and growls} THAT IS WHY I WILL MAKE THEM PAY!! NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY WRATH!! {grins evilly} They will regret what they did to my beautiful computer! WHAT THEY DID TO ME!

Miranda: Yes, this will be a VERY long trip. .

Kikaiyu: {laughs maniacally and pulls out the worlds first Daron Malakian plushie} We'll show them, won't we Daron Plushie? Yeeeeessssss, we wiiiiiill…

(A/N: Kudos to any wonderful people out there who knew that my beautiful Daron is the guitarist of SOAD. WHOO!)

All: {exchange glances}

Kikaiyu: {begins skipping down the path again} La lala la la!

All: {blink and follow}

Kikaiyu/Lloyd/Meru: {sing} Truuuust in myyyy self-rightous suuuuiciiiiide! I cry when angels deserve to diiiiiiie!!

Miranda/Rose: {eyetwitch}

Kikaiyu: FAAAATHER!!

Lloyd: FAAAATHER!!

Kikaiyu: FAAAATHER!!

Lloyd: FAAAATHER!!

Rose: STOP IT!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Lloyd/Kikaiyu: o.o

Rose: …

Lloyd/Kikaiyu: …

Rose: …

Meru: FATHER TO YOUR HANDS, I COMMAND MY SPIRIIIIIT!!

Rose: AHHHHHHH!! {convulses}

Albert: . Moving right along…

Winglies: {continue singing}

Dart: Soooo, where are we going again?

Kikaiyu: We are going to find the makers of the Klez Virus {thunder booms} and make them pay!

Dart: I thought we were finding the killer ducks?

Kikaiyu: Oh, we are… {laughs maniacally and clutches Daron Plushie and the Cheese Stick of Ouchie Booboos}

Dart: O.o? But I thought you said…

Kikaiyu: {giggles insanely} It will all become apparent in time…muahahahahahhahahaha!!

Albert: {smiles sarcastically} So, you're saying that no matter how many goals we have, they will all be conveniently dealt with at the same time?

Kikaiyu: Yup. Come on, haven't you ever played every RPG game on earth?

Albert: Huh?

Kikaiyu: We might as well make some goals now, cuz I wanna get 'em all dealt with. Any suggestions?

Shana: Solve world hunger!

Dart: New underwear!

Haschel: Bananas!

Kikaiyu: {writes it all down} Good good, any more?

Lloyd: How about actually saying who alls here? I'm getting confused… @.@

Kikaiyu: That can be done right now! Hmm, I'd say that Dart, Shana, Rose, Albert, Miranda, Haschel, Meru, Lavitz, Kongol, Lloydy and Daron Plushie are here.

Lavitz: {appears} Yo, sup?

All: Wow, lots.

Kikaiyu: Plus random cameos! ^_____^

Toilet: {plays Toxicity}

Kikaiyu: What else do we want done?

Dart: Can we revive mah daddy?

Kikaiyu: {smiles sweetly} I'm sorry Dart, but I don't like your daddy.

Dart: Why?

Kikaiyu: {still smiles} I have no idea. ^_____^

Dart:  =(

Kikaiyu: {holds up Daron Plushie} What's that Daron Plushie? You want to solve world hunger? OKAY!! ^_____^ {adds it to the list} Alright, that'll do for now. Let's mosey!

Cloud: That's my thingy! {hires a copyright lawyer}

Kikaiyu: Fine. Let US mosey!

Cloud: {walks away with a proud smile} I sure showed her!

Sephiroth: Loser. {smotes}

Cloud: Ow.

Kikaiyu: Glomp! {glomps Lloyd}

Lloyd: O.o that was sudden.

Kikaiyu: {shrugs} I haven't shown a manic amount of affection for you in awhile.

Lloyd: …right…

Bale: {looms ahead}

Kongol: We nearly there.

Kikaiyu: Yay!! {huggles Daron Plushie} Soon, Daron Plushie. Soon we shall have our vengeance! Muahahahahahahaha! Muahahahahaha! Muahah…hahaha…ha….ha.

All: O.o?

**

A/N: Stupid restarting computers…. Sorry for the wait, and to anyone who is reading Sapphire Wings, I'll have chappy 8 up soon.

Ps: Sorry about the massive amount of System of a Down there, but they're so awsomefull! ^_____^