I love reviewers! They are so…bananacal!

All: {walk down a dusty path in a hilly area with small shrubbery blooming here and there. The pace is slow. The world is peaceful}

Kikaiyu: {hums} La la lala la la la! Laaaaa la la La!!

All: {sigh in contentment}

Kikaiyu: La lA LA lalala LaLaLa!! LAAAAAAAAAAAalalalala!! LAAAAAAAA-o? LEOTARDS!! LA LA LA!!

Miranda: STOOOP!!!

Kikaiyu: {blinks} La la lala la la la!

Miranda: {twitches}

Narrator: {appears} Right…so, nothing much happened last chapter. Can I go home?

Kikaiyu: NOTHING HAPPENED!? HOW DARE YOU BE SO UNVIGILANT?!? CAN'T YOU SEE, FOOLISH HUMAN? EVERYTHING HAPPENED!! {Fire rises up through cracks in the suddenly barren landscape. The sky darkens and everything in engulfed in flame!}

All: {are scorched} Ow.

Narrator: {cringes} Oh…kay then…weeeell…{tries to think of something that happened last chapter} More goals were set…uh…lots of singing…there was something about a virus…

Kikaiyu: ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING!! {the Fire becomes an underwater scenery, and though everyone can breathes, strange, macaberous creatures loom in the dark waters, watching evilly…}

All: {gulps}

Narrator: Ahh! {takes a breath} Many braves deads were designed! The Earth was engulfed in the deep, incredibly loud singing of System of a Down! And the evil Klez Virus {thunder booms} was brought to attention! What will befall our brave adventurers?

Kikaiyu: …

Narrator: {gulps} Good?

Kikaiyu: {eyetwitch} You…forgot…DARON PLUSHIE!! {fire and water spray everywhere, only enhancing the feel of DOOM as many dishwashers rain down! What? Not scary enough? Fine, they are very EVIL dishwashers. With mousies in them.}

Narrator: Eek!

Kikaiyu: {holds up Daron Plushie} GO MY FRIEND, UNLEASH YOUR VENGEANCE!!

Daron Plushie: …

Dishwasher: {squishes Narrator}

Kikaiyu: {huggles Daron Plushie} ^______^ Okay, where were we?

All: {stare}

Kikaiyu: What? {wraps her arm in Lloyds and begins skipping down the path} La LA lalalala LALEELALEELO!! LEEEEEEEEOOOOO!!

Lloyd: {is pulled along} o.o

All: {blinks and follow}

Bale: {looms}

Kikaiyu: You already did that! -.-

Bale: Oh. {is right in front of them}

All: BONK! {bonk into it}

Albert: Wait…how did we do that? What is the definition of "bonking" into a city? AHHH!! HOW DID YOU TALK TO THE CITY?? IS THE CITY A BEING, CAPABLE OF THOUGHT? ARE WE ALL…

Rose: {whacks} Be quiet!

Albert: O.O {convulse…twitch…}

Lavitz: Sooooo, where do we go now?

Kikaiyu: Uh…I guess we look for ducks…

A duck: {conveniently runs by}

All but Kikaiyu: {chase}

Kikaiyu: Guys! Wait for meeeee! {chases}

All: {somehow don't catch up to the foot tall avian, who waddles desperately}

Meru: I'll get him! {pounces}

A Duck: QUACK!! {steals Meru's clothes again}

Meru: Eep! {is in her underwear this time. Phew}

A Duck: Queeheehee!

Meru: {tries to retrieve the clothes from the duck}

Duck: Quahahahahaha! {waddlebolts}

Meru: ReeeAAAAR!! {pounces again and takes back clothes} Loserbum.

All: {blink}

Meru: {does Squaresofts infamous Spin And Art Dressed thing} ^_____^ Sorry bout that!

Lavitz: Right…

Lloyd: …

Albert: {convulse…twitch…}

Agiao: AHHHHH!! HOW DID YOU FIND ME?? {appears}

Kikaiyu: Destiny told us! ^_____^

Agiao: Ugh…I knew I shouldn't have told random peoples my EVIL plans…

Miranda: Ya, you should always stay away from random peoples when plotting EVIL.

All: {stare}

Miranda: What? I have a life outside of saving the world, for gods sake!

Lavitz: Right…

Lloyd: …

Albert: {twitch…convulse…}

Shana: Uh, mister guy? Why'd you come here?

Dart: Hey yeah! Why here? {uses main character ominousness. Grr, scary.}

Agiao: {pauses} Uh, do I tell them?

Sephiroth: Of course! What do you take us for, cheap mailmen?

Rufus: Yeah! You must ALWAYS explain things to the good guys! Common knowledge.

Kuja: Geez, some people. {rolls eyes}

Agiao: Okay then. {turns to the others} The reason is…

All: {wait}

Agiao: The…The reason is…is…uh…I don't know… {blinks} Guys?

Multiple random badguys: {shrug}

Agiao: Er… {grins} The reason is that this is really the SECRET area that generates the most…Duck Energy. Yes, the Duck Energy here is so rich and intense that…uh…it's big and stuff.

All: Oooooh.

Shana: Okay, thank you! ^_____^

Agiao: Right…Um…I'm gonna kill you now…

All: {leap into battle positions}

Agiao: {draws out a sword (gotta love swords) and attacks} Rar!

Dart: {slashes}

Shana: {shoots}

Rose: {stabby stabby}

Albert/Lavitz: {pokey pokey}

Haschel: {punchy punchy}

Kongol: {Kongol SMASHY SMASHY!}

Meru: {bonky bonky}

Ect…

Agiao: {stabs Lloyd}

Kikaiyu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {attacks wielding the Cheese Stick of Ouchie Booboos}

Lloyd: Uh, Kika?

Kikaiyu: HOW COULD YOU!!! {Claw. Scratch. Hiss.}

Lloyd: Kiiiiikaaa…

Kikaiyu: YOU'RE GONNA PAY!! {Stab. Parry. Cheesey goodness everywhere…}

Lloyd: KIKA!!!

Kikaiyu: {stops} What? I hear…a voice. He's speaking to me beyond the grave!!

Lloyd: Uh, I'm not dead…

Kikaiyu: {bites her lip} Lloyd, don't deny it. I saw him stab you.

Lloyd: The sword's rubber…

Kikaiyu: WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME??

Lloyd: {sighs} Fine. I am dead.

Kikaiyu: {bawls}

Battle: {stops}

Agiao: {raises an eyebrow} I won? Wow…I mean…HA! I have killed him! Tremble before me!!

Kikaiyu: {turns with a snarl and begins glowing}

Dart: Uh-oh…

Rose: What the?

Lavitz: She's…dragoonifying…

Kikaiyu: {dragoonifies into…the Ficcy Blah Dragoon!}

Kongol: Kongol think that little twisted…

Albert: {convulse…twitch…}

Kikaiyu: DARON PLUSHIE ATTACK!! {does a bunch of pyrotechnics and such, then hurls Daron Plushie at Agiao}

Daron Plushie: {bounces off Agiao's head} …

Agiao: AHHHHHH!! DEFEATED!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! {disappears in a poof of smoke}

Miranda: That was a little @(*#&@…

Lloyd: Ya…

Albert: {convulse…twitch…Yeah, he's really been pushed over the edge…}

Kikaiyu: {floats down to Earth and undragoonifies}

Shana: Did we win?

Kikaiyu: He'll be back… {goes all dark faced} But he is no longer a priority…first, we must seek out the makers of the dreaded Klez Virus {thunder booms} and make them PAY!! Agiao will come after. NO ONE TAKES LLOYDY FROM MEEE!!

Kongol: Destiny did.

Kikaiyu: Silence you.

Kongol: {mutters} Kongol be's quiet the last four chapters…

Kikaiyu: {death glare}

Kongol: Eep. {silences}

Shana: Where do we go?

Kikaiyu: {considers it} Well, since it was a stary night last night, and it's the second day of February, and that the people on western Mars are currently having a heatwave, I'd say…my school.

Shana: …Er, what?

Kikaiyu: The nerds lie in wait at my own school…how dastardly! We must…ATTACK!! {charges and bangs into a tree}

Lavitz: Well, don't get overexcited or nothin'

Kikaiyu: x_x

Dart: Wait a sec! I'm the leader!

Miranda: What do you suggest, leader?

Dart: Uh…we do what she said…

Miranda: -.-

Kikaiyu: {giggles and begins towards the horizon while trying to play catch with her dragoon spirit} Catch Daron Plushie!

Daron Plushie: …

Ficcy Blah Dragoon Spirit: {bounces off his plushable head}

Kikaiyu: {giggles}

A/N: Haha, the pointlessness of it all! Hehe, the next chappy may be a little insy binsy bit late, cuz since Daughter of the Earth did so poorly, I'm gonna be doing lots of work to make up for it. {sighs} Why doesn't anyone wanna read a story about Ifalna? Fine then… -.-