Why does this never centre? {cries}

Narrator: {winces} Uh…eep…

Kikaiyu: Hi Narrator!

Narrator: Don't eat me! Don't send the evil fishbone-eating carrots on me! Don't attack me with that…uh…thing!

Kikaiyu: You mean Daron Plushie? {holds up Daron Plushie}

Narrator: AHHHH! {hides in a small hole in the ground}

Kikaiyu: {huggles Daron Plushie} Don't worry, I won't! ^_____^

Narrator: You mean…you're not going to kill me?

Kikaiyu: Nope! ^-^

Narrator: But…why?

Kikaiyu: {blinks} Have I killed you before?

Narrator: {envisions a dishwasher and screams}

Miranda: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT??

Narrator: Lastchaptertheyfoughtagiaoinbaleandlloydwasdeadbutthenhewasntandkikaiyudragoonyfiedandbonkedagiaoandhediedbuthenhedidnteitherbutnowwearegoingafterthenerds! {screams}

Kikaiyu: Yay! Thank you! {huggles}

Narrator: {screams and disapperates}

Kikaiyu: Why is he so scared?

Albert: O.o? You don't remember?

Kikaiyu: Huh?

Kongol: Dishwashers…

Kikaiyu: Oh yeah…hehehehehe! {huggles people at random}

All: O.o?

Kikaiyu: ANYHOO!! We have to go after the nerdy creators of the dreaded Klez Virus {thunder booms} now, so I must get us to the place they're hiding at! MY SCHOOL!!

Rose: Why are they there?

Kikaiyu: I'm not sure. But, it seems like a really EVIL thing to do! {glares at nothing at all}

All: {blink blink}

Kikaiyu: {thinks} I think I can get us there using Ficcy Blah, but it'll be a stretch…however, maybe I can…

Shana: Good luck! ^-^

Kikaiyu: {seats her butt down on the ground, closes her eyes, and consentrates}

All: {embark on waiting positions. Dart, Lavitz, Lloyd and Haschel torment local wildlife, Rose and Miranda yell at them, Shana supervises, Kongol smashes things at random and Albert does this --- convulse…twitch…}

Kikaiyu: {stands suddenly, eyes closed, and raises her hands in the air}

All: {turn to watch}

Kikaiyu: {does the hokey pokey, sings the Elmo Song, chases a butterfly, does a Robin Williams imitation, throws Daron Plushie in the air, does the funky chicken, and sits down once again}

All: Right {resume whatever they were doing}

Kikaiyu: CARE BEAR STAAAAAARE!! {pyrotechnics go off, confetti flies, a bunny hops, and…nothing happens…}

Miranda: Well that was a lot of nothing… -.-

Kikaiyu: But…it should have worked… 0.0

Shana: Well, we all make mistakes…

Kikaiyu: {goes all sleepy sounding} But it should have…worked… 0.0

Rose: It didn't…

Kikaiyu: {wimpers}

Lloyd: Maybe your not strong enough?

Kikaiyu: YAY! YOU'RE RIGHT LLOYD!! {pounceglomps}

Lloyd: AHHHHHH!! AIR MAIL!!

Kikaiyu: ^-^

Lloyd: Should have just stayed quiet… -.-

Kikaiyu: You know, you're absolutely right. I need more power! {snaps}

Icewater-angel, SorsX, Freefall Insanity: {appear} 0.o?

All: Oh no…

Sors: Dood! ^_^

Dart: A gathering of writers… O.O

Lavitz: GOD HELP US ALL!!

Albert: {CONVULSE!! TWITCH!!}

Freefall: JADES!! ^_____^ {pounceglomps}

Icewater-angel/Sors: LLOYD!! {cling}

Kikaiyu: Okay, listen up guys! There'll be time for that later!

Freefall/I-A/Sors: Awww =(

Kikaiyu: {takes a breath} Noble brethren of the author enterprise! I come to you in my gravest time of need! I am on a quest for vengeance, and I need the combined strength of our Ficcy Blahs to get me to the HQ of the EVIL nerds! Can I rely on you?

Freefall: Can't work…glomping… {rushes off after Lavitz}

Kikaiyu: {grabs her by the shirt} Hold up! I suspected resistance, so I prepared a slight bribe… {clicks a little button on a remote}

One of those doors on Price is Right: {appears and opens, revealing a very large metal weapon}

Kikaiyu: This, my friends, is the Bribemaster version 7.0, just recently released in Ficcy Magazine. It has the destructive capabilities of an a-bomb, and the sweet tarts and mountain dew dispencing abilities of many, many, many 7-elevens. It has different settings so that it can shrink the size of a small rock, shoot icky pink goo, and do radar for your favourite (or most hated) characters, for all your glomp and destruction needs. Plus, it's got a radio and a cool little picture of a bunny on it… {grins} Impressive,oui?

Authors: O.O

Freefall: Maybe I'll stay…

Kikaiyu: Thought so. {smiles} Thanks guys! ^_____^

Icewater: So, what are we doing?

Sors: Does it involve Lloydy?

Icewater: Please?

Kikaiyu: I need you guys to help teleport me and the LODers to… {pauses for dramatic effect} The OTHER world!

Icewater: {gasp} You mean…Earth?

Sors: Are you crazy?

Kikaiyu: Yes! But that has nothing to do with it. Please, I need your help!

Freefall: Can I glomp jades?

Kikaiyu: Yup ^_____^

Freefall: I'm in!

Sors: Me too!

Icewater: Yay! Ficcy Blah! ^-^

Kikaiyu: Yay! ^_____^ See? TOLD you they would help! {sticks out tongue}

Lavitz: Guess you owe me a buck, Al ol' buddy! ^_^ {grins and steals some}

Albert: {convulse…twitch…}

Freefall: OMIGOD!! ALBERT!!  =O

Kikaiyu: Don't worry. He's just fading from the innocent thought that this would be easy. It's a phase really. He'll be fine! ^_____^

Freefall: Okay then… {lip twitch}

Kikaiyu: Okay, I need everybody to focus your Ficcy Blah (or Author Magic, or whatever) on the group, and say, "there's no place like home."

Authors: ~.~

Kikaiyu: Fine, don't do it that way! {pouts} Okay, everyone ready? One…

Miranda: We're gonna die…

Kikaiyu: …Two…

Rose: God, what did I do wrong? I only killed a couple thousand people!

Kikaiyu: Three!

All: {brace themselves}

Authors: {do various rituals to summon Ficcy Blah}

All: {disapperate}

The scene: {fades onto a large room with big glass doors and walls on one side, an office-like vicinity in another, a library to one side, and a hallway and staircase to the next}

All: {appear two feet above the ground, and fall} Ow.

Icewater: Sweeeet…

Kikaiyu: It worked! ^_____^

Sors: Yay! ^-^

Kikaiyu: Velcome, my unfortunate friends, to my school. Enter if you dare…

LODs: {gulp}

Icewater: {coughs}

Kikaiyu: Hmm? Oh yeah! Rewarder time! {gives them all little metal remote thingies} The Bribemaster will follow you on command, and can be shrunk. Enjoy, and thank you for your time.

Sors: {sprays Icewater with icky pink goo} Oops…

Icewater: 0_0 Attack!! {sprays her back}

Both: {have a goo war}

Freefall: {grins evilly at Lloyd}

Lloyd: AHHH!! {hides behind Shana}

Both: {go BOOM!}

Shana: X.X

Lloyd: Bad idea…

Freefall: Muahahaha…

Icewater/Sors/Kikaiyu: Lloydy! Nuuuuu!! {charge}

Icewater: You okay Lloyd?

Sors: Want some Dew Lloyd?

Kikaiyu: Did he hurt you much Lloyd?

Lloyd: {laughs} Sweeeet…

All four: {go BOOM!}

Freefall: {grins} Oopsy…

A/N: Yay! Cameos! ^_____^ Thanks to all participants, hope you likeded! Next chappy, MY SCHOOL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!