Why does this never centre? {cries}
Narrator: {winces} Uh…eep…
Kikaiyu: Hi Narrator!
Narrator: Don't eat me! Don't send the evil fishbone-eating carrots on me! Don't attack me with that…uh…thing!
Kikaiyu: You mean Daron Plushie? {holds up Daron Plushie}
Narrator: AHHHH! {hides in a small hole in the ground}
Kikaiyu: {huggles Daron Plushie} Don't worry, I won't! ^_____^
Narrator: You mean…you're not going to kill me?
Kikaiyu: Nope! ^-^
Narrator: But…why?
Kikaiyu: {blinks} Have I killed you before?
Narrator: {envisions a dishwasher and screams}
Miranda: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT??
Narrator: Lastchaptertheyfoughtagiaoinbaleandlloydwasdeadbutthenhewasntandkikaiyudragoonyfiedandbonkedagiaoandhediedbuthenhedidnteitherbutnowwearegoingafterthenerds! {screams}
Kikaiyu: Yay! Thank you! {huggles}
Narrator: {screams and disapperates}
Kikaiyu: Why is he so scared?
Albert: O.o? You don't remember?
Kikaiyu: Huh?
Kongol: Dishwashers…
Kikaiyu: Oh yeah…hehehehehe! {huggles people at random}
All: O.o?
Kikaiyu: ANYHOO!! We have to go after the nerdy creators of the dreaded Klez Virus {thunder booms} now, so I must get us to the place they're hiding at! MY SCHOOL!!
Rose: Why are they there?
Kikaiyu: I'm not sure. But, it seems like a really EVIL thing to do! {glares at nothing at all}
All: {blink blink}
Kikaiyu: {thinks} I think I can get us there using Ficcy Blah, but it'll be a stretch…however, maybe I can…
Shana: Good luck! ^-^
Kikaiyu: {seats her butt down on the ground, closes her eyes, and consentrates}
All: {embark on waiting positions. Dart, Lavitz, Lloyd and Haschel torment local wildlife, Rose and Miranda yell at them, Shana supervises, Kongol smashes things at random and Albert does this --- convulse…twitch…}
Kikaiyu: {stands suddenly, eyes closed, and raises her hands in the air}
All: {turn to watch}
Kikaiyu: {does the hokey pokey, sings the Elmo Song, chases a butterfly, does a Robin Williams imitation, throws Daron Plushie in the air, does the funky chicken, and sits down once again}
All: Right {resume whatever they were doing}
Kikaiyu: CARE BEAR STAAAAAARE!! {pyrotechnics go off, confetti flies, a bunny hops, and…nothing happens…}
Miranda: Well that was a lot of nothing… -.-
Kikaiyu: But…it should have worked… 0.0
Shana: Well, we all make mistakes…
Kikaiyu: {goes all sleepy sounding} But it should have…worked… 0.0
Rose: It didn't…
Kikaiyu: {wimpers}
Lloyd: Maybe your not strong enough?
Kikaiyu: YAY! YOU'RE RIGHT LLOYD!! {pounceglomps}
Lloyd: AHHHHHH!! AIR MAIL!!
Kikaiyu: ^-^
Lloyd: Should have just stayed quiet… -.-
Kikaiyu: You know, you're absolutely right. I need more power! {snaps}
Icewater-angel, SorsX, Freefall Insanity: {appear} 0.o?
All: Oh no…
Sors: Dood! ^_^
Dart: A gathering of writers… O.O
Lavitz: GOD HELP US ALL!!
Albert: {CONVULSE!! TWITCH!!}
Freefall: JADES!! ^_____^ {pounceglomps}Icewater-angel/Sors: LLOYD!! {cling}
Kikaiyu: Okay, listen up guys! There'll be time for that later!
Freefall/I-A/Sors: Awww =(
Kikaiyu: {takes a breath} Noble brethren of the author enterprise! I come to you in my gravest time of need! I am on a quest for vengeance, and I need the combined strength of our Ficcy Blahs to get me to the HQ of the EVIL nerds! Can I rely on you?
Freefall: Can't work…glomping… {rushes off after Lavitz}
Kikaiyu: {grabs her by the shirt} Hold up! I suspected resistance, so I prepared a slight bribe… {clicks a little button on a remote}
One of those doors on Price is Right: {appears and opens, revealing a very large metal weapon}
Kikaiyu: This, my friends, is the Bribemaster version 7.0, just recently released in Ficcy Magazine. It has the destructive capabilities of an a-bomb, and the sweet tarts and mountain dew dispencing abilities of many, many, many 7-elevens. It has different settings so that it can shrink the size of a small rock, shoot icky pink goo, and do radar for your favourite (or most hated) characters, for all your glomp and destruction needs. Plus, it's got a radio and a cool little picture of a bunny on it… {grins} Impressive,oui?
Authors: O.O
Freefall: Maybe I'll stay…
Kikaiyu: Thought so. {smiles} Thanks guys! ^_____^
Icewater: So, what are we doing?
Sors: Does it involve Lloydy?
Icewater: Please?
Kikaiyu: I need you guys to help teleport me and the LODers to… {pauses for dramatic effect} The OTHER world!
Icewater: {gasp} You mean…Earth?
Sors: Are you crazy?
Kikaiyu: Yes! But that has nothing to do with it. Please, I need your help!
Freefall: Can I glomp jades?
Kikaiyu: Yup ^_____^
Freefall: I'm in!
Sors: Me too!
Icewater: Yay! Ficcy Blah! ^-^
Kikaiyu: Yay! ^_____^ See? TOLD you they would help! {sticks out tongue}
Lavitz: Guess you owe me a buck, Al ol' buddy! ^_^ {grins and steals some}
Albert: {convulse…twitch…}
Freefall: OMIGOD!! ALBERT!! =O
Kikaiyu: Don't worry. He's just fading from the innocent thought that this would be easy. It's a phase really. He'll be fine! ^_____^
Freefall: Okay then… {lip twitch}
Kikaiyu: Okay, I need everybody to focus your Ficcy Blah (or Author Magic, or whatever) on the group, and say, "there's no place like home."
Authors: ~.~
Kikaiyu: Fine, don't do it that way! {pouts} Okay, everyone ready? One…
Miranda: We're gonna die…
Kikaiyu: …Two…
Rose: God, what did I do wrong? I only killed a couple thousand people!
Kikaiyu: Three!
All: {brace themselves}
Authors: {do various rituals to summon Ficcy Blah}
All: {disapperate}
The scene: {fades onto a large room with big glass doors and walls on one side, an office-like vicinity in another, a library to one side, and a hallway and staircase to the next}
All: {appear two feet above the ground, and fall} Ow.
Icewater: Sweeeet…
Kikaiyu: It worked! ^_____^
Sors: Yay! ^-^
Kikaiyu: Velcome, my unfortunate friends, to my school. Enter if you dare…
LODs: {gulp}
Icewater: {coughs}
Kikaiyu: Hmm? Oh yeah! Rewarder time! {gives them all little metal remote thingies} The Bribemaster will follow you on command, and can be shrunk. Enjoy, and thank you for your time.
Sors: {sprays Icewater with icky pink goo} Oops…
Icewater: 0_0 Attack!! {sprays her back}
Both: {have a goo war}
Freefall: {grins evilly at Lloyd}
Lloyd: AHHH!! {hides behind Shana}
Both: {go BOOM!}
Shana: X.X
Lloyd: Bad idea…
Freefall: Muahahaha…
Icewater/Sors/Kikaiyu: Lloydy! Nuuuuu!! {charge}
Icewater: You okay Lloyd?
Sors: Want some Dew Lloyd?
Kikaiyu: Did he hurt you much Lloyd?
Lloyd: {laughs} Sweeeet…
All four: {go BOOM!}
Freefall: {grins} Oopsy…
A/N: Yay! Cameos! ^_____^ Thanks to all participants, hope you likeded! Next chappy, MY SCHOOL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
