Brass Monkey! Da funky Monkey!

Narrator: {blinks} I..uh…don't know what to say…

Kikaiyu: {is having a tea party with Daron Plushie} Oh, you do look precious, Miss Malakian! ^_^

Daron Plushie: …

Kikaiyu: ^_____^

Daron Plushie: .

Kikaiyu: EEEEEE!! XD

Narrator: {coughs} Yes. Okay. Hmm…so, we're at Kikaiyu's school, which will stay conveniently nameless, but you'll never notice that. Uh…wait a sec… {waddles quietly up to Kikaiyu} Uh…

Kikaiyu: Yes?

Narrator: It's, uh {cough} Spring break…

Kikaiyu: Yes…

Narrator: So, uh {cough} There's no school…

Kikaiyu: MEEP! {pounces and garbs him in tea party clothes}

Narrator: AHHHHHH!! BURNING!! GETTIT OFF GETTIT OFF!!

Kikaiyu: Shhh! {turns back to the imaginary tea table (well, it can't be a coffee table!) and smiles} Hush now, Miss Ator! Have some Green Tea…it's from China!

Narrator: AHHHH! HUMAN CONTACT!! HISSSSSSSS!!

Kikaiyu: {pouts} More tea, Miss…uh…Lloyd?

Lloyd: {turns to Rose} Kill me…

Rose: Uh…

Kikaiyu: Eep, you're make up is running, we have to redo it…

Lloyd: SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME NOW!! DO IT!

Striker/Freefall/Steel/ect: Gladly! {shoot}

Lloyd: ...

Kikaiyu: {turns} What is the…AHHHHHHHHH!! {banshee scream}

*In Mayfil*

Lloyd: Ahhh…peace and quiet! This couldn't get better…

Lenus: {appears}

Lloyd: Hehehehe! Sweeeet! ^_^

Sun: {shines}

Birds: {sing}

Everything: {is calm} (I can't break the script style! O_O)

Lloyd: {lies back and enjoys}

Kikaiyu: LLOYDY!! {appears and drags him away}

*back at the school*

Lloyd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Kikaiyu: HE LIVES!! {happy dances}

Lloyd: {curls up in a little ball and rolls back and forth}

Lavitz: {pokes} Y'alright dere dude?

Lloyd: {falls over and lays there}

Miranda: {kicks} Wakey wakey…

Lloyd: {makes a weird purring noise}

Miranda/Lavitz: O_O {walk away slowly}

Kikaiyu: Poooooor Lloydy… {clears throat} So, nobodies here, so we have the WHOLE school to ourselves! Yay!

Haschel: I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING!!

All: Huh?

Haschel: Well, when we gotst teleported here, I said to Dart, I said, "Dart! Something looks weird!" And he says, "Ya, it does!" And I say, "Well, what is it?" And he says, "Not meeee!" But that's not relevant, cuz, you see, it wasn't him and…

Miranda: Get to the point… -_-

Haschel: Kikaiyu's a human! {points}

All: O_o

Kikaiyu: {looks} AHHH! MY TRUE SELF!! MUST HIDE!! {hides in a box}

Dart: Uh-oh, that's not good…

All: {blinks}

Cricket: {chirps}

Lavitz: One of us should talk to her…I vote Albert!

Rose: I second that!

Albert: {convulse…twitch…}

Rose: O-kay…I don't second that…

Lavitz: Me either…

Dart: What about Shana? Say "Aye"

All but Shana: Aye!

Shana: o.o But…

Dart: {puppy dog eyes}

Shana: Eeeeee…

Dart: Pweasy?

Shana: …Okay… {walks over to the box} Miss Kikaiyu?

Kikaiyu: {pokes an eyehole in the box} You're in the tea party?

Shana: Er…no…I just wanted to say that you shouldn't wear that box, because you should wear your skin with pride!

Kikaiyu: Weeeell…

Shana: I mean it! {patriot music plays} What is this world coming to? Where a person can't be who she or he really is, and has to hide behind a superficial wall?

Kikaiyu: Box…

Shana: True. We should be happy that we live! We should honor our present, and every day, we should wake up and say, "I'm not a pansy! DON'T KILL ME!"

All: ()__()

Shana: Free yourself from your box, Kikaiyu! Begin the healing process! {puts a hand on the box} I Command you, box! With God at my back, BEGONE! {pulls the box off}

Kikaiyu: I see the light!

Shana: Hallelujah! ^_^

Kikaiyu: ^_^

All: Omigod…

Albert: That's just…weird…

Rose: YOU'RE BACK!! {hugs}

All: {stare}

Rose: What? OH MY GOD, YOU PATHETIC MORTALS!! AM I NOT ALOUD TO SHOW JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EMOTION? SHANA HUGS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, AND YOU JUST IGNOR HER!! DIRTY WASTES OF FLESH!!

All: {looks away in shame}

Rose: That's better… {thinks} EWW!! I HUGGED ALBERT!! {pushes him over}

Albert: {convulse…}

Miranda: Oh no you don't! {whacks}

Albert: {…t...}

Miranda: No!

Albert: {wit….}

Miranda: Nuuu! Bad dog! Sit! Stay! STOOOOP!

Albert: {c…}

Something: {goes BOOM!}

Albert: {…} Huh?

All: YAY!! HE'S DONE BEING TWITCHY!!

Albert: 0.o? No, I just heard and explosion, and judging by the smell of it… {sniffs} It was created by two different liquid substances unfamiliar to each other and diluting, becoming a strange, hybrid liquid which was then put over heat, resulting in…

Lavitz: Bunnies?

Albert: No…an explosion…0.o?

Kikaiyu: IT'S THE VIRUS NERDS!! ATTAAAAACK!! {runs off giggling insanely}

All: {follow}

**

A/N: Did you notice that I like A/n's? I even write them when I don't need to! ^_^  Oh well…

Hope you likeded! I THINK the story is almost done (lucky everyone) but who knows? Depends on how many protesters come to my doorstep today…

PS: On a serious note, I wish to offer my sympathy for ALL people involved in the upcoming war on Iraq. Personally, I think that Bush is STOOPID for it, but I'm not American, so I won't stress my opinions too harshly. I will say that I hope that the barest mininum amount of blood are shed, if any, and my heart goes out to the innocent people being slaughtered due to a hasty, war-hungry situation.

Thanks for reading.