Brass Monkey! Da funky Monkey!
Narrator: {blinks} I..uh…don't know what to say…Kikaiyu: {is having a tea party with Daron Plushie} Oh, you do look precious, Miss Malakian! ^_^
Daron Plushie: …
Kikaiyu: ^_____^
Daron Plushie: .
Kikaiyu: EEEEEE!! XD
Narrator: {coughs} Yes. Okay. Hmm…so, we're at Kikaiyu's school, which will stay conveniently nameless, but you'll never notice that. Uh…wait a sec… {waddles quietly up to Kikaiyu} Uh…
Kikaiyu: Yes?
Narrator: It's, uh {cough} Spring break…
Kikaiyu: Yes…
Narrator: So, uh {cough} There's no school…
Kikaiyu: MEEP! {pounces and garbs him in tea party clothes}
Narrator: AHHHHHH!! BURNING!! GETTIT OFF GETTIT OFF!!
Kikaiyu: Shhh! {turns back to the imaginary tea table (well, it can't be a coffee table!) and smiles} Hush now, Miss Ator! Have some Green Tea…it's from China!
Narrator: AHHHH! HUMAN CONTACT!! HISSSSSSSS!!
Kikaiyu: {pouts} More tea, Miss…uh…Lloyd?
Lloyd: {turns to Rose} Kill me…
Rose: Uh…
Kikaiyu: Eep, you're make up is running, we have to redo it…
Lloyd: SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME NOW!! DO IT!
Striker/Freefall/Steel/ect: Gladly! {shoot}
Lloyd: ...
Kikaiyu: {turns} What is the…AHHHHHHHHH!! {banshee scream}
*In Mayfil*
Lloyd: Ahhh…peace and quiet! This couldn't get better…
Lenus: {appears}
Lloyd: Hehehehe! Sweeeet! ^_^
Sun: {shines}
Birds: {sing}
Everything: {is calm} (I can't break the script style! O_O)
Lloyd: {lies back and enjoys}
Kikaiyu: LLOYDY!! {appears and drags him away}
*back at the school*
Lloyd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kikaiyu: HE LIVES!! {happy dances}
Lloyd: {curls up in a little ball and rolls back and forth}
Lavitz: {pokes} Y'alright dere dude?
Lloyd: {falls over and lays there}
Miranda: {kicks} Wakey wakey…
Lloyd: {makes a weird purring noise}
Miranda/Lavitz: O_O {walk away slowly}
Kikaiyu: Poooooor Lloydy… {clears throat} So, nobodies here, so we have the WHOLE school to ourselves! Yay!
Haschel: I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING!!
All: Huh?
Haschel: Well, when we gotst teleported here, I said to Dart, I said, "Dart! Something looks weird!" And he says, "Ya, it does!" And I say, "Well, what is it?" And he says, "Not meeee!" But that's not relevant, cuz, you see, it wasn't him and…
Miranda: Get to the point… -_-
Haschel: Kikaiyu's a human! {points}
All: O_o
Kikaiyu: {looks} AHHH! MY TRUE SELF!! MUST HIDE!! {hides in a box}
Dart: Uh-oh, that's not good…
All: {blinks}
Cricket: {chirps}
Lavitz: One of us should talk to her…I vote Albert!
Rose: I second that!
Albert: {convulse…twitch…}
Rose: O-kay…I don't second that…
Lavitz: Me either…
Dart: What about Shana? Say "Aye"
All but Shana: Aye!
Shana: o.o But…
Dart: {puppy dog eyes}
Shana: Eeeeee…
Dart: Pweasy?
Shana: …Okay… {walks over to the box} Miss Kikaiyu?
Kikaiyu: {pokes an eyehole in the box} You're in the tea party?
Shana: Er…no…I just wanted to say that you shouldn't wear that box, because you should wear your skin with pride!
Kikaiyu: Weeeell…
Shana: I mean it! {patriot music plays} What is this world coming to? Where a person can't be who she or he really is, and has to hide behind a superficial wall?
Kikaiyu: Box…
Shana: True. We should be happy that we live! We should honor our present, and every day, we should wake up and say, "I'm not a pansy! DON'T KILL ME!"
All: ()__()
Shana: Free yourself from your box, Kikaiyu! Begin the healing process! {puts a hand on the box} I Command you, box! With God at my back, BEGONE! {pulls the box off}
Kikaiyu: I see the light!
Shana: Hallelujah! ^_^
Kikaiyu: ^_^
All: Omigod…
Albert: That's just…weird…
Rose: YOU'RE BACK!! {hugs}
All: {stare}
Rose: What? OH MY GOD, YOU PATHETIC MORTALS!! AM I NOT ALOUD TO SHOW JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EMOTION? SHANA HUGS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, AND YOU JUST IGNOR HER!! DIRTY WASTES OF FLESH!!
All: {looks away in shame}
Rose: That's better… {thinks} EWW!! I HUGGED ALBERT!! {pushes him over}
Albert: {convulse…}
Miranda: Oh no you don't! {whacks}
Albert: {…t...}
Miranda: No!
Albert: {wit….}
Miranda: Nuuu! Bad dog! Sit! Stay! STOOOOP!
Albert: {c…}
Something: {goes BOOM!}
Albert: {…} Huh?
All: YAY!! HE'S DONE BEING TWITCHY!!
Albert: 0.o? No, I just heard and explosion, and judging by the smell of it… {sniffs} It was created by two different liquid substances unfamiliar to each other and diluting, becoming a strange, hybrid liquid which was then put over heat, resulting in…
Lavitz: Bunnies?
Albert: No…an explosion…0.o?
Kikaiyu: IT'S THE VIRUS NERDS!! ATTAAAAACK!! {runs off giggling insanely}
All: {follow}
**
A/N: Did you notice that I like A/n's? I even write them when I don't need to! ^_^ Oh well…
Hope you likeded! I THINK the story is almost done (lucky everyone) but who knows? Depends on how many protesters come to my doorstep today…
PS: On a serious note, I wish to offer my sympathy for ALL people involved in the upcoming war on Iraq. Personally, I think that Bush is STOOPID for it, but I'm not American, so I won't stress my opinions too harshly. I will say that I hope that the barest mininum amount of blood are shed, if any, and my heart goes out to the innocent people being slaughtered due to a hasty, war-hungry situation.
Thanks for reading.
