Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! ~_~;;;

The Race

H.E.: Hee hee hee....*snaps, and Joey and the Celtic Guardian are in front of her* Guess what? Some authoresses want to catch you... so run! Run as fast as you can!!!

Joey and Celtic Guardian: GAH!! *runs off*

Shadows: May we go after them now?

H.E.: I think you can...

Shadows: Good.... *several people step out, and it's Chibi da Special Ed Reject, Buka2000, FireFaerie, Mitsuki Hoshiko, and other random authoresses!(If I forgot you, please remind me.. _ Can't remember much... @_@)* Sorry we were late.

H.E.: No prob. *shrugs* It happens... Now go and catch your Bishounen!!

All: WHEE!!! *runs off*

N: *walks up behind H.E.* The Bishounen are gonna have hell you know....

H.E.: Yep! That's what this is all about... *puts on head phones and listens to 'Simple and Clean' the beginning song for Kingdom Hearts*

N: ~_~;;; *goes up to the tower to see if anyone had caught something and notices Sarah and DMG were closing in on their targets* Hmm... Now this is gonna get good....

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Dark Magician: *hides behind the house* I wonder who is gonna find me first.. Bishounen Chaser or Dark Magician Girl....

DMG: *on top of the roof, watching Dark Magician* Bwa hahahahahaha... you will be mine soon.... ^_^ *jumps off the roof* HIIIIIII!!!!

Dark Magician: AGH!! *runs off* must... not ... be .... caught.... *for some reason, runs slower than he could have ran (Hmmm... I think he's got a thing for you gal! ~_^)*

DMG: Heh heh... *runs right next to him* Give up! *jumps on top of him* I got yooooou!!! Now you belong to me for a week! *grins and drags him to the starting line*

Dark Magician: ~_~;;;; Great......

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Sarah a.k.a. Celebi: *enters the zoo* I WILL catch him... I WILL catch him....

Y. Malik: They will never catch me!!! *bounces around* (O.o;;;;;;)

Sarah: *comes up to the cage* THERE you are!!!

Y. Malik: Ha ha!! You can't get me without getting eaten!!

Sarah: wanna bet? *opens the cage and steps in*

Lioness: *walks over, and purrs* =^_^=

Sarah: Kawaii! *rubs behind her ears* Now, to get YOU!! *runs over to Y. Malik and glomps him* HAH!!!

Y. Malik: Bu... But... how?!

Sarah: I have a way for felines... ^_^ *holds out catnip and drags him off to the starting line*

Y. Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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N: woah... ^_^;;; *yells down to H.E.* TWO DOWN!

H.E.: WHO?

N: DARK MAGICIAN AND Y. MALIK!!

H.E.: Excellent.... IS SOMEONE CLOSE TO YAMI?

N: *looks at her portal windows* YEP!! 3 PEOPLE!!

H.E.: GOOD! Now the party will start... *walks into a portal and pops up beside Yami*

Yami: O_O What the-?! How'd you get here?!

H.E.: with AUTHOR POWER!!! *echoes*

Yami: ~_~;;; right. What do you want?

H.E.: I came to tell you how to get out of this...

Yami: O_O really?! HOW?!

H.E.: *hands him a bag* Eat what's in this.

Yami: ok.... *opens it, and guess what? It's sugar!* ^_^ *chugs it*

H.E.: Good luck!! *disappears*

Yami: *turns into Yam Man and notices that Alina, Buka2000, Hotaru, Difinity and Nightmare Crow were coming up the tower thingie* Fudgesicles!! I shall escape by flying!!! *jumps off*

Alina: O_O NO!! YAMI!!!

Yam Man: *pushes a button, and kite-like wings pop out so he flies away* I SHALL LIVE!!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA- *gets thwapped with a real kite* Ouch...

Alina: Come on girls! We gotta get our Bishounen!

All: YEAH! *all climb down*

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There. ^-^ Also, the URL for the chappie is pub96.ezboard.com/byugiohcanada please go!