CENTER DAMN YOU!! CENTER!!
Narrator: There was an explosion. Something about chemicals diluting or something. Go. Read. Attack. Bye! {runs}
Rose: That is one sad little…manifestation.
Miranda: {nods}
All: {reach the science room, which is full of smoke}
My Evil Nameless Science Teacher: Hello.
All: ???
Kikaiyu: AHHH!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! IT'S SPRING BREAK!!
My Evil Nameless PE Teacher: {appears} But we can't leave…
My Evil Nameless Science Teacher: We liiiike it heeeeeere…
My Less Evil Nameless Band Teacher: School is cooooool…
Kikaiyu: AHHH! THEY'VE BECOMEDED ZOMBIES!!
My Not Evil Nameless English Teacher: Becaaaaaame, you mean…
Kikaiyu: AHHHHH!! {runs in circles}
All: -_-
Kongol: {sticks out foot}
Kikaiyu: {trips}
Kongol: Madame, allons-nous á l'ordinateur travailleur et finis le excursion de enneyeux!
All: 0.o?
Kongol: Me want be done. This boring. We go find Virus {thunder half-booms} makers.
Kikaiyu: Okay!
Lavitz: Did you know that Kongol spoke French?
Albert: No… {blinks}
Lavitz: {blinks}
Kikaiyu: {turns on Evil Nameless Teachers} Eep…okay…uh, evil zombie teachers? Have you seen any EVIL makers of the dreaded Klez Virus? {thunder booms}
My Evil, less evil, and not evil Teachers: {consult}
My Evil Nameless Science Teacher: They are in the compuuuuuuter roooooom…
All Teachers: Braaaaaaaains….braaaaaaains… {chase}
All: AHHHH! {run away}
Setting: {a big long hallway with lots of doors}
All: {go in random doors, and come out other random doors, and run into each other and stuff Scooby Doo style}
Retro Music: {plays}
Kikaiyu: {stops} Where is that coming from?
All: {run into her á la Scooby Doo style}
Kikaiyu: {follows Retro Music} {turns to Lloyd} Shhh!
Lloyd: {turns to Rose} Shhh!
Rose: {turns to Haschel} Shhh!
Haschel: {turns to Miranda} Stop looking at my ass…
Miranda: EWWWW!! WHY WOULD I DO THAT, YOU OLD PERV??
All: SHHH!!
Miranda: Sorry…
Kikaiyu: {turns around a mysterious corner} TOILET!!
Toilet that plays music: {sits there}
Kikaiyu: Nuuuu! Toilet! What happened to you, boy?
Toilet: {barks}
Kikaiyu: What's that, boy? You can't follow me around, cuz this worlds got no magic?
Toilet: {whines}
Kikaiyu: And you won't live again until we're back in LOD world?
Toilet: {wimpers}
Kikaiyu: NUUUUUUU!! Don't go, boy! You're so young! You've got your whole life ahead of you!
Toilet: {is silent}
Kikaiyu: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Shana: {pats her shoulder} There there…
Kikaiyu: I shouldn't have taken him for granted…I should have remembered his existence…then, maybe, he would live on still…
Lavitz: It can't be THAT bad…
Kikaiyu: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW??? {bawls}
Lavitz: …
Kikaiyu: {stands all dramatically} It's the nerds faults…well, they'll pay! THEY'LL ALL PAY!! I WON'T REST UNTIL THEY ALL REALIZE WHAT THEY'VE DONE!!
All: -_-
Kikaiyu: Come on! To the computer room! {runs}
Evil Nameless Teachers: {walk away in the quest for brains}
All: {enter the computer room}
Four Sinister Figures: {hunch over computers}
Kikaiyu: Ah-HA! I FOUND YOU!!
Four Sinister Figures: {turn}
Sinister Figure #1: She's found us…
Sinister Figure #2: Yes…I knew she would eventually…
Sinister Figure #3: So what do we do?
Sinister Figure #1: #4 will tell us!
1/2/3: {in awe} #4…. ^_^
All: 0.o?
Shana: That's really censored up…
Rose: Yeah…{looks at Shana} Wait a second…
Sinister Figure #4: Silence! So, you have come, young author? And you've brought your allies?
Kikaiyu: I've come to get revenge!
Sinister Figure #4: Yes…I figured you would…GO, CREATURE OF THE COMPUTER!
Creature of the Computer: {comes out of the computer The Ring style} RAR!!
All: {kill it}
Sinister Figure #4: Hmm…impressive…perhaps I should unleash my full power in my TRUE form…
Sinister Figure #1: {becomes A Duck from chapter 2}
Sinister Figure #2: {becomes Another Duck}
Sinister Figure #3: {becomes Random Duck}
Sinister Figure #4: {becomes Agiao}
All: =O
Agiao: Muahaha! Surprise! Betcha didn't know it was me! Now, prepare to DIE!
All: {hold up weapons}
Agiao: TAKE THIS! {throws Another Duck at them}
Another Duck: {misses and flies off into the distance}
Agiao: AND THIS! {throws Random Duck}
Random Duck: HOOOOOOONK!! {flies into distance}
Agiao: AND THIS! {throws A Duck}
A Duck: I regret nothing!! {yes, you guessed it. Into the distance}
Agiao: Muahahaha! Not so tough now!
Lavitz: Dude, that didn't hit us…
Agiao: SILENCE! {stabs with Rubber Sword of EVIL}
Lavitz: {blinks}
Kikaiyu: THIS IS FOR THE COMPUTER!! {thwacks with Cheese Stick of Ouchie Booboos}
Agiao: Aaaaaargh!! {stabs}
Kikaiyu: {thwacks}
Both: {fight}
Lloyd: God…my fans are so weird…
Shana: You don't even wanna KNOW what my fans are like!
Lloyd: You have fans?
Shana: Yes! {lip twitches}
Lloyd: -_-
Lavitz: I want to take this time to say…this was a waste of being resurrected.
Meru: {wipes away a tear} Touching words, Lavitz. Touching words.
Agiao: YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!! I AM INVINSIBLE!
Kikaiyu: {stares past him}
Agiao: What?
George Bush and Saddam Hussein: {appear out of the computer} RAR!
Agiao: AHHH!!
GB and SH: {attack. Kill. Maul.}
Agiao: NOOOOO!! {dies} X_X
GB and SH: {turn on everyone}
All: AHHH!!
Kikaiyu: Nuuuuu! {pushes them}
GB and SH: {fall into the computer}
Computer: {goes BOOM}
GB and SH: {explode in a shower of food, which feeds all the hungry people in the world}
Leader of the Guild of Hungry People: {walks over} Thank you! We are so grateful! Please…take our gifts of bananas and underwear!
Kikaiyu: {gets all teary eyed} Thank you!
LOTGOHP: No problem.
Albert: Wait a second…all those goals we set in chapter 3…
Kikaiyu: Yup! Dey all done! ^_^
Albert: But…
Kikaiyu: Hmmm?
Albert: Never mind… {sighs}
Kikaiyu: Now, to bring you home!
Icewater/Sors/Freefall: {appear again} We're here!
Kikaiyu: {does the hokey pokey, sings the Elmo Song, chases a butterfly, does a Robin Williams imitation, throws Daron Plushie in the air, does the funky chicken} CARE BEAR STAAAAAAAAARE!!
IwA: {meditates} PARENTAL UNIIIIITS!!
Freefall: {glomps onto Lavitz} PO-TA-TOES! TAAAAATERS!!
Sors: {beats up Demon Squirrels to turn her into dragoony form} MUFFIN TREEES!!
All: {are suddenly in LOD world} YAY! ^_^
Kikaiyu: {becomes a Wingly/Cactus/Weiner Dog again} Yay! Thanks again guys!
Freefall: Yup!
IwA: Not a problem.
Sors: Muffins! ^_^
Kikaiyu: But there's something missing…
Someone: {coughs}
Kikaiyu: 0.o?
Toilet: {crawls over}
Kikaiyu: TOILET!! YAY! {hugs}
Toilet: {plays Chop Suey}
Kikaiyu: YAY!
Kikaiyu/Meru/Lloyd: {sing}
Daron Plushie: … {blinks} Seeing as Kikaiyu is somewhat busy, I'll finish this. Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed the somewhat suckiness of it.
Kikaiyu: You talked!!
Daron Plushie: …
Kikaiyu: Bai all! {waves}
Curtain: {falls}
Gabriel Logan and Liam Xing: {appear}
Gabe: THIS STORY MADE NO SENSE!! SPREAD THE KNOWLEDGE!!
Liam: {whacks} Stoppit!
Gabe: X_X
Liam: {pushes him under the curtain with a foot} Right. Thanks for your presence! {waves}
Screen: {goes dark}
A/N: HEHEHE!! Lotgohp! Syphon Filter rules! Ya, please excuse my AWFUL French in this chapter, and thank you for reading, once again!
It's…over… {bawls}
C'est fini!
