CENTER DAMN YOU!! CENTER!!

Narrator: There was an explosion. Something about chemicals diluting or something. Go. Read. Attack. Bye! {runs}

Rose: That is one sad little…manifestation.

Miranda: {nods}

All: {reach the science room, which is full of smoke}

My Evil Nameless Science Teacher: Hello.

All: ???

Kikaiyu: AHHH!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! IT'S SPRING BREAK!!

My Evil Nameless PE Teacher: {appears} But we can't leave…

My Evil Nameless Science Teacher: We liiiike it heeeeeere…

My Less Evil Nameless Band Teacher: School is cooooool…

Kikaiyu: AHHH! THEY'VE BECOMEDED ZOMBIES!!

My Not Evil Nameless English Teacher: Becaaaaaame, you mean…

Kikaiyu: AHHHHH!! {runs in circles}

All: -_-

Kongol: {sticks out foot}

Kikaiyu: {trips}

Kongol: Madame, allons-nous á l'ordinateur travailleur et finis le excursion de enneyeux!

All: 0.o?

Kongol: Me want be done. This boring. We go find Virus {thunder half-booms} makers.

Kikaiyu: Okay!

Lavitz: Did you know that Kongol spoke French?

Albert: No… {blinks}

Lavitz: {blinks}

Kikaiyu: {turns on Evil Nameless Teachers} Eep…okay…uh, evil zombie teachers? Have you seen any EVIL makers of the dreaded Klez Virus? {thunder booms}

My Evil, less evil, and not evil Teachers: {consult}

My Evil Nameless Science Teacher: They are in the compuuuuuuter roooooom…

All Teachers: Braaaaaaaains….braaaaaaains… {chase}

All: AHHHH! {run away}

Setting: {a big long hallway with lots of doors}

All: {go in random doors, and come out other random doors, and run into each other and stuff Scooby Doo style}

Retro Music: {plays}

Kikaiyu: {stops} Where is that coming from?

All: {run into her á la Scooby Doo style}

Kikaiyu: {follows Retro Music} {turns to Lloyd} Shhh!

Lloyd: {turns to Rose} Shhh!

Rose: {turns to Haschel} Shhh!

Haschel: {turns to Miranda} Stop looking at my ass…

Miranda: EWWWW!! WHY WOULD I DO THAT, YOU OLD PERV??

All: SHHH!!

Miranda: Sorry…

Kikaiyu: {turns around a mysterious corner} TOILET!!

Toilet that plays music: {sits there}

Kikaiyu: Nuuuu! Toilet! What happened to you, boy?

Toilet: {barks}

Kikaiyu: What's that, boy? You can't follow me around, cuz this worlds got no magic?

Toilet: {whines}

Kikaiyu: And you won't live again until we're back in LOD world?

Toilet: {wimpers}

Kikaiyu: NUUUUUUU!! Don't go, boy! You're so young! You've got your whole life ahead of you!

Toilet: {is silent}

Kikaiyu: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Shana: {pats her shoulder} There there…

Kikaiyu: I shouldn't have taken him for granted…I should have remembered his existence…then, maybe, he would live on still…

Lavitz: It can't be THAT bad…

Kikaiyu: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW??? {bawls}

Lavitz: …

Kikaiyu: {stands all dramatically} It's the nerds faults…well, they'll pay! THEY'LL ALL PAY!! I WON'T REST UNTIL THEY ALL REALIZE WHAT THEY'VE DONE!!

All: -_-

Kikaiyu: Come on! To the computer room! {runs}

Evil Nameless Teachers: {walk away in the quest for brains}

All: {enter the computer room}

Four Sinister Figures: {hunch over computers}

Kikaiyu: Ah-HA! I FOUND YOU!!

Four Sinister Figures: {turn}

Sinister Figure #1: She's found us…

Sinister Figure #2: Yes…I knew she would eventually…

Sinister Figure #3: So what do we do?

Sinister Figure #1: #4 will tell us!

1/2/3: {in awe} #4…. ^_^

All: 0.o?

Shana: That's really censored up…

Rose: Yeah…{looks at Shana} Wait a second…

Sinister Figure #4: Silence! So, you have come, young author? And you've brought your allies?

Kikaiyu: I've come to get revenge!

Sinister Figure #4: Yes…I figured you would…GO, CREATURE OF THE COMPUTER!

Creature of the Computer: {comes out of the computer The Ring style} RAR!!

All: {kill it}

Sinister Figure #4: Hmm…impressive…perhaps I should unleash my full power in my TRUE form…

Sinister Figure #1: {becomes A Duck from chapter 2}

Sinister Figure #2: {becomes Another Duck}

Sinister Figure #3: {becomes Random Duck}

Sinister Figure #4: {becomes Agiao}

All: =O

Agiao: Muahaha! Surprise! Betcha didn't know it was me! Now, prepare to DIE!

All: {hold up weapons}

Agiao: TAKE THIS! {throws Another Duck at them}

Another Duck: {misses and flies off into the distance}

Agiao: AND THIS! {throws Random Duck}

Random Duck: HOOOOOOONK!! {flies into distance}

Agiao: AND THIS! {throws A Duck}

A Duck: I regret nothing!! {yes, you guessed it. Into the distance}

Agiao: Muahahaha! Not so tough now!

Lavitz: Dude, that didn't hit us…

Agiao: SILENCE! {stabs with Rubber Sword of EVIL}

Lavitz: {blinks}

Kikaiyu: THIS IS FOR THE COMPUTER!! {thwacks with Cheese Stick of Ouchie Booboos}

Agiao: Aaaaaargh!! {stabs}

Kikaiyu: {thwacks}

Both: {fight}

Lloyd: God…my fans are so weird…

Shana: You don't even wanna KNOW what my fans are like!

Lloyd: You have fans?

Shana: Yes! {lip twitches}

Lloyd: -_-

Lavitz: I want to take this time to say…this was a waste of being resurrected.

Meru: {wipes away a tear} Touching words, Lavitz. Touching words.

Agiao: YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!! I AM INVINSIBLE!

Kikaiyu: {stares past him}

Agiao: What?

George Bush and Saddam Hussein: {appear out of the computer} RAR!

Agiao: AHHH!!

GB and SH: {attack. Kill. Maul.}

Agiao: NOOOOO!! {dies} X_X

GB and SH: {turn on everyone}

All: AHHH!!

Kikaiyu: Nuuuuu! {pushes them}

GB and SH: {fall into the computer}

Computer: {goes BOOM}

GB and SH: {explode in a shower of food, which feeds all the hungry people in the world}

Leader of the Guild of Hungry People: {walks over} Thank you! We are so grateful! Please…take our gifts of bananas and underwear!

Kikaiyu: {gets all teary eyed} Thank you!

LOTGOHP: No problem.

Albert: Wait a second…all those goals we set in chapter 3…

Kikaiyu: Yup! Dey all done! ^_^

Albert: But…

Kikaiyu: Hmmm?

Albert: Never mind… {sighs}

Kikaiyu: Now, to bring you home!

Icewater/Sors/Freefall: {appear again} We're here!

Kikaiyu: {does the hokey pokey, sings the Elmo Song, chases a butterfly, does a Robin Williams imitation, throws Daron Plushie in the air, does the funky chicken} CARE BEAR STAAAAAAAAARE!!

IwA: {meditates} PARENTAL UNIIIIITS!!

Freefall: {glomps onto Lavitz} PO-TA-TOES! TAAAAATERS!!

Sors: {beats up Demon Squirrels to turn her into dragoony form} MUFFIN TREEES!!

All: {are suddenly in LOD world} YAY! ^_^

Kikaiyu: {becomes a Wingly/Cactus/Weiner Dog again} Yay! Thanks again guys!

Freefall: Yup!

IwA: Not a problem.

Sors: Muffins! ^_^

Kikaiyu: But there's something missing…

Someone: {coughs}

Kikaiyu: 0.o?

Toilet: {crawls over}

Kikaiyu: TOILET!! YAY! {hugs}

Toilet: {plays Chop Suey}

Kikaiyu: YAY!

Kikaiyu/Meru/Lloyd: {sing}

Daron Plushie: … {blinks} Seeing as Kikaiyu is somewhat busy, I'll finish this. Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed the somewhat suckiness of it.

Kikaiyu: You talked!!

Daron Plushie: …

Kikaiyu: Bai all! {waves}

Curtain: {falls}

Gabriel Logan and Liam Xing: {appear}

Gabe: THIS STORY MADE NO SENSE!! SPREAD THE KNOWLEDGE!!

Liam: {whacks} Stoppit!

Gabe: X_X

Liam: {pushes him under the curtain with a foot} Right. Thanks for your presence! {waves}

Screen: {goes dark}

A/N: HEHEHE!! Lotgohp! Syphon Filter rules! Ya, please excuse my AWFUL French in this chapter, and thank you for reading, once again!

It's…over… {bawls}

C'est fini!