How They Got Together By A.O.D/ Trunks lover (*Authors Note*: I bet you were wondering how in kami's name frieza was charmed by one of his lackeys. Well, if you're a moron and have no idea what I'm talking about read on! If you do have a slight idea what I'm saying read on!)

Chapter 1 It all started innocently enough. Kira was a young mother caring for two strong boys, icer and frost. A year before their father had died in the raid gone wrong. Kira was very proud of her sons. She and their father had agreed to give them changeling names of hopes that frieza would favor them and give them a spot on his elite team. Of course it wasn't happening. When vegeta blew up Kira was a still a child, 5 to be exact. She was sent via pod to a desolate planet that the saiyans had nearly destroyed. She grew up there and met the boys' father when his pod malfunctioned and crash-landed in her front yard. When icer was 5 and frost was 6 their father went off to raid the planet naiad and never came back. Kira mourned for days before she realized her love was gone forever. The boys never really seemed to notice though.

Chapter 2

A year later Kira had an unexplained guest. A large ship landed outside her house. Frost and icer went to investigate. Kira didn't mind the craft, though. The ship was so large it took up about half an acre of land. Kira knew instantly who it was when she heard something very familiar. "Get out of my way monkey!" Kira ran out and bowed before the one person she always wanted to meet, her master, freiza. Icer rubbed his jaw where freiza slugged him. "Forgive my boys master. They are very rude and inconsiderate." Kira said. Frieza and his men looked her over. She looked like she'd make a very good concubine. "My men need rations." Frieza said in a commanding voice. After all he hadn't been called master since he destroyed vegeta when he was 5. "I have waited a long time to meet the famous and powerful freiza." Kira said again. Frieza felt almost flattered.

Chapter 3

Later that night Kira created a banquet in the royal changeling family's honor. Wine and food was served all around. Some soldiers passed out from all the wine. The only thing that happened next though was something nether partner expected. Frieza was drunk as hell. And as you may know when certain people get drunk, they do things they seriously, seriously regret. The last thing frieza remembered was drinking about forty glasses of wine, and blacking out. The next morning the sun shone brightly on his face, nearly blinding him. "What the hell?!" he thought. It was totally unnatural for light to shine on him because his royal room was at the center of the ship. He looked around the room and noticed he wasn't even in the ship, he was in his hostess bedroom! "oh.my.kami! What in the name of all that's evil did we do last night?!?!?!?!?" frieza screamed. Kira woke up with a huge smile on her face. "don't you remember?" Kira asked, as if freiza was playing a joke. She rolled over and seductively laid her naked body on frieza's torso "we had sex." She said it so calmly, like it was nothing. "Kami damn you, monkey!!!" frieza cried. He pushed Kira off him and flew out the door as quick as he could, trying to get away from this place. He landed in the spaceship and flew off before Kira could even rush out after him. "well, good morning to you, too." She huffed.

Epilogue I think you know how the story goes on again. I could tell it all but you and I would be here for days and days on end. But in case you don't like my writing now here's a nice summary: Kira has a kid. It's a weak girl. She shows incredible strength later on. Something happens to her family. She goes to earth. She meets the guys. The series goes on and on and on. There are you happy?!