A Trip to My Insane Place

Disclaimer: Must I say this? Oh well, I don't own Golden sun, if any one thinks I own it they're the most idiotic person on the face of the earth.

*On the island*

My Random friend: You know, blood looks like fire!

Kali: Sing the "Fire song"!

My Random friend: (Singing) The first time I went ta jail, I blew up a car, la lilala!

My Pyro friend: (Singing) Fire 9 hobo gasoline, la lilala!

My Random friend: (Singing) That car, I think it was my sister's, la lilala!

My Pyro friend: (Singing) Fire 9 hobo gasoline, la lilala!

My Random friend: (Singing) Well, the second time I went ta jail, I lit my best friend's house on fire, la lilala!

My Pyro friend: (Singing) Fire 9 hobo gasoline, la lilala!

My Three Psycho friends: (Singing) Fire in the hallway, fire in the bathroom, la lilala!

Mia: You five, um I mean six, Kali, you're back!

Kali: Yes Mia.

Mia: I have a feeling Garet did something with the gold and those freaks you call friends have a lot to with the problem!

Kali: What are you going to do with the gold on a deserted island?

Mia: Order plane tickets of the internet, that's a no-brainer.

Kali: Mia, how long have you been in the sun?

Garet: All hail fire!

Mia: The only thing worse that can happen now is if there is a 1,000,000 of them! Kali: No, Mia don-

*Out of nowhere a bunch of my friends and Garets appeared*

Kali: Too late.

Mia: What did I do!?

Kali: The reason I call this island 'insane' is that any thing you say that would be worse happens.

All the Garets: All hail fire!

My Pyro friend # 2,456: Lets set fire to the island!

All the Garets: Yeah!

Kali: I should get going.

Mia: And just leave us here?

Kali: Why should you worry, you're a mercury adept? (Disappears)

Mia: How rude!

Isaac: Did I miss something?

Mia: Where were you?

Isaac: Fishing, why?

To be continued.

*My friends actually sing the "Fire song", review!*