Unwrapped - by Denise N. Rodier
A/N: There really is no excuse for this, other than severe insomnia doing weird things to a sick mind. :) I'd say that Fox and Cameron and all own them, but I'm not sure even they would want to claim this... Rated...hmm... R.
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"Jesus, Logan. It's huge!"
"Well, I have to say, I am quite proud of the length."
"Yeah, I can see that, but…"
"But, what, Max? Don't you think you can handle it?"
"Is that a challenge?"
"Well, if you need the challenge to try it…"
"Wipe that cheeky grin off your face. Sit back and watch me go."
"It's my pleasure. I love watching you. But do you think you can get your lips around it?"
"Shut up and let me think how I'm supposed to attack this."
"Attack? Uh, Max, maybe you should be gentle…"
"Why? Do you think it'll fall apart or something?"
"No. It's not that fragile."
"Jesus."
"Max, what are you doing?"
"Trying to get my hands around it. Why does it have to be this big?"
"The bigger, the better, in my opinion."
"Yeah, I tend to agree with that, too. I just don't want to choke on it."
"I don't remember you having a sensitive gag reflex before."
"You've never seen me do this before."
"True. I definitely wouldn't mind seeing it again, though."
"Getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren't we?"
"Can't help it. This is exciting."
"Okay, okay. Wait… okay, there. I think I've got it now."
… "I say you do. Wow. That looks… are you sure you'll be able to fit it in?"
"If you keep asking me questions I have to answer, we'll never get this going."
"Okay, okay. I'll be quiet now, and watch."
…
"Wow."
…
"I… I… don't think I've seen anyone do that before, Max."
…
"Oh, God. You're going to keep going, aren't you."
"Mmhmm."
"Good thing you don't need to breathe as often as…"
…
"Holy shit! You're going to swallow the whole thing?"
"Mmhmm."
"Max… Max, it's slipping. Let me help you hold it."
"Mmm."
"Oh, yeah, you're just about done. Keep going. You've just… Oh! There it went!"
*cough* "Whew! That was tough! But can I ask you a question?"
"Uh… yeah. Sure."
"What was all that white stuff?"
"Let's just call it… my special sauce."
"Ha, ha. No. Really?"
"Really. It's something the Cale men do well."
"Hmm."
"What'd you think?"
"The taste was a little… odd… but not bad."
"That's good. Most of the women I do that for seem to like it."
"Oh, really? And do you do that for a lot of women?"
"Ha, ha."
"Logan?"
"Yeah, Max?"
"Can I do that again?"
"Would you mind giving me a few minutes first?"
"If I have to."
"Don't give me that look." *sigh* "Fine. I'll see what I can do."
"Great! I quite enjoyed that."
"Well, so did I."
"I figured that by that self-satisfied smile you've got."
"Me? Self-satisfied? …Uh oh."
"Uh oh? What uh oh? Please don't tell me…"
"Sorry, Max."
"God damn it. What's wrong?"
"We're out of bread."
"Shit. Now I'm going to be hungry the rest of the night."
"Sorry."
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